>Go to gym after not going for two weeks >Get my bench press, and squat reps done >Start on my deadlift >Almost at the end of my max workout >The fucking ground literally starts shaking >I nearly drop the bar bell >Everybody is bailing and running the fuck out of the gym >Outside we find out that the biggest earthquake of our life times has happened >Alaska
This was probably the most disapponting day in a while. This was worse than the time the fat kids and their sweat stench was all over the gym
>searching through the rubble for survivors >rescue dog signals on a pile of bricks and steel beams >from underneath the pile a sound is heard >dog starts to whimper and back away >LIGHTWEIGHT BAAAAAABBY!!! >OP stands up from under the pile of rubble holding a bar loaded with eight plates >bricks rain down off his back and shoulders >twisted steel beams are tossed away like toothpicks >witnesses say it was like seeing a meme being born of the earth
