/britfeel/

i know someone who looks like fred west, i can sell you his jumper if you want?

Eh...try and get him to kill someone first

haunted user here again, a few seconds ago a pen randomly started rolling along my desk right infront of me, hope i havent upset my ghostfren but taking about it here tbqh

bought the huawei p20 pro today, solid phone tbqh. 800 bongs though when I wanted a 400 bong samsung but I'm very impulsive tbqh. camera is great, speaker is loud and clear, display is a total treat. dead chuffed tbqh.

Did you beat her to get some sense into her?

It was 75 a minute ago you trying to trick me?

I do not own a phone
don't need one

he's got the palsy so i don't think he could. my mum saw him on the bus in a spiderman costume. if someone could post that spiderman apu you could get an idea of what that was like

>tbqh
Not sure I believe you

Maybe it's a cute girl ghost who just wants your attention

can't really beat her but people who believe in ghosts are top class mongs

d...dont tease me user ;_;

snap, im drinking some bru but im just guzzling out of the bottle

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Deducted five minutes for the credits

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so that Chinese girl I'm seeing next Sunday, who I only got chatting to properly yesterday, was out today at some dancing thing
then she messages me with
>Do you mind if your girlfriend dances salsa with other guys

I ain't even met her. Thisi s freaking me out.

Record your room when you sleep

What movie are you watching ladlet?

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>45 minute episode
>2 minute intro
>5 minute credits

Glass bottle? I've drank half a 2L bottle, going to be rattling trying to get to sleep soon lol

>tfw ive wanked four times today but dont have any hobbies
Asmr Pokemon card opening it is
youtube.com/watch?v=DWwrjupnIFo

This is going to end hilariously for us at least, I wouldnt meet her desu

Don't be mean to your mummy lad

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oh youd like that, wouldnt you?

How often do you change your bedding lads? Was about to change mine but realised I dont have clean ones so need to wash them

I think I change mine roughly once every 3 weeks

probably a good thing. always wanted a clingy bird me, would makes things a lot easier

>>Do you mind if your girlfriend dances salsa with other guys
well? do you m8y?

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Lol please keep us posted on this

Couple of times a week. Probably less now it's getting cold

Well that makes it easy, just say yes.

Good of her to let you know of a red flag early

>going out with a 30 yr old Chinese
she's going to become decrepit looking over night

I only have one set. I wash every fortnight

plastic unfortunately. i was drinking out of a glass yesterday and earlier but im down to 1/5 of a bottle so might as well swig straight from the bottle.

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>took me over 2 minutes to realise you didn't mean she was suggesting a polygamous relationship but rather that she announced herself as your gf

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once a month, sometimes push it to 6 weeks. i have 2 sets but dont have a washing machine or dryer so either have to do it at a family members or walk 1.5 miles to the nearest laundrette

lol roll with it lad its probably fine as long as she doesn't bang them right?

Even so you can't stop her, at least get a few bangs in yourself in the meantime

anything less than once a day is absolutely disgusting

>few months ago
>talked to multiple girls, got nudes etc. at least 10 different girls
>now
>talk to no one because they've all ghosted me
I took it for granted

what a strange lass

talk to new girls

>dont have a washing machine or dryer
why not?

quite rarely desu lad I have left it about a month before

I don't want to tbqh. we'll eventually stop talking so it'll be all for nothing. unless they live close to me so there's a chance to meet up I'm not bothering. I'm too much of a pussy to go on tinder though

Should grow your hair in winter lad then you can wear it like a big greasy scarf

didn't have either at the flat when i moved in 3 months ago. dont really have money to spare and dont have space for both. no point only getting a washing machine heading into winter.

I think if you actually like each other you'll keep in touch and eventually meet up. I have this small slither of faith that things like that do happen

Not a Brit, what's the English country like, lads?

wish my PC would run GTA V, it runs ok then starts stuttering and getting really slow after a few minutes, some user said its memory leak issues in the game, can i fix it somehow?

scary and oppressive
but the pubs are nice

Onto the next ho lads haha these fucking slags

err lad I shaved my head cause I no longer have sufficient hair

learn to drive mate. there's tons of birds in the rest of the country, you can't stay in your shitty town forever

nah mate, this is movie tier stuff. once they're gone they're gone. you got to make your intentions clear and move quickly

My laptop's broken, couldn't have chosen a worse time to do it at.

pubs around here are full of coke fiends

Well you could have a long wispy stringy scarf

you are more likely to keep in touch if you actually meet them

>drinking bottle of protein water
>lips, throat and stomach all feel awful
fuck is this shit

what graphics card you got? GTA V needs a 1050ti or equivalent tbqh

Hot Fuzz

Just to clarify, I meant the countryside.

Thom Yorke can't sing for shite, his vocals ruin a good 2/3 of Radiohead's songs apart from those where he brings it down nice and gentle/ in falsetto

it does? oof
guess i shouldn't buy it on my 750 then

>cuz i'm a CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

what a shite overrated soppy band

the 2gb 750Ti might work. cuda cores are only a bit lower but main thing is vram. download it first to test then buy it after if everything is good for the online

Alright I got my laptop on, this is a big improvement.

Thom Yorke is a proper cunt, but I like Kid-A and some of their other albums. As I got older, I have started to like whiny, self pitying music less.

checked the specs before, my PC meets the recommended on everything except processor (rec is 3.2, min is 2.5 and mine is 2.7)

countryside is better for now, really beautiful and people are so friendly

inner cities can be fun with friends but you're surrounded by utter swill and if its not a major one the chavs are very violent

can't really compare cpu on ghz alone. what cpu is it? anything after 2nd gen i-series should be fine

the countryside is great and I hate it when people go "lets just build more houses" nigger you are gonna ruin the country side if you start building loads of houses

>countryside is better for now

county lines

enjoy achmed introducing heroin into your cosy little midsomer village, and half the girls going missing

Kek guess the entire country really is fucked innit lad?

intel i5-6400 2.7ghz 2701mhz, 4 cores, 4 logical processors

(copied straight from system info)

i don't think he quite knows the meaning of county lines

>6th gen
you're fine mate

chandra brambra chandra chandra bedrum

don't think he does. made up term for the movement of products

oi mate why don't you drink Stella instead? stella and footie on telly

thanks lad at least its one less thing i have to worry about, i was tempted to buy it while its on sale but after the lagging and stuttering after 10-15 minutes on my "borrowed" version im not sure if i should bother

only thing might be needing to install it onto a ssd rather than hdd. or turn the settings down, the game tries to guess what your system should be capable of but sometimes it helps to turn the less important things down to medium

soppy for sure ovverated I wouldn't say though, they are pretty key in terms of artists who brought unconventionally stuff into the mainstream

some of it is just a parody of itself, but some of the melancholy tracks are sincerely nice, and their best stuff is the experimentation like this lad said
kid a and in rainbows are very memorable and out there. And the bends is simply a classic, ok computers decent too
other than that hit and miss admittedly

*snorts a massive county line*

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Fixed my laptop but lost all my tabs and everything.

county lines
take me home
to the place
I belong

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Whoa whoa whoaoaoaooo

anyone else miss the talk to frank tv adverts?

>what does that stuff actually smell loike?

don't like oasis tbqh but cigarettes and alchohol is a fun, fun song

it's not supposed to smell like anything but usually it smells like whatever its been dissolved in to smuggle it into the country

New google chrome update is shit, looks funny

is that what they said when you phoned them up?