Roll your super power

Hell yea.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetic_Friendship

GOD SUMMONING, I CAN SUMMON GODS THAT WILL BE MY SLAVES HAHAHAHAH

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hive_Genetics
Wowwwww the ability to be the average human or even peak human but no better. How utterly worthless.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Armor
pretty good, with protection like that, i'd probably just hide in my huse, and if my house gets shelled, or i'm shot at, i needn't worry

The virgin Dr manhattan.

It could work for a while

Best one so far for this case scenario.
>limations
>May be permanently stuck in the friendzone with love interest.

kek

Maybe you could share Chad's ability to pick up women and stop being an incel.

This works perfectly too.

>work for a while
work for a while? prepare for virgin world order motherfuckers

Dude, they are just wood clones, it's not like they have super strenght or speed or any other ability, unless you hide yourself and keep spamming clones infinitely sooner or later you would get caught.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Attacks
>literally got it
>only drawback is the could die
>can pull off some dbz or jojo stuff
Fear me, normalfags, fear, cry in anguish and weep.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Disease_Manipulation

Lmao I can make anyone go insane

>retreat to the forests
>build up army
>by the time anyone knows what's happening it's too late
i might have to fear virgins with fire powers though

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Life-Force

Heh, fucking normals better watch out
Believe it

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anatomical_Physiology

I can become piss

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bee_Physiology
nice

>literal coin bending
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coin_Mimicry

You can't make this shit up

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I'm not a virgin or incel, I therefore am hired by the government to track you down and kill you. Unfortunately I rolled a pretty mediocre power, just the ability to enhance any guns I use with acid.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acid_Artillery

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chastity_Empowerment

Infinite power faggots

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Opposites_Embodiment im good

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Omniscience
>technically this means I have the ability to know how to gain any power, I may have just broke the system.
>find the achieve immortality and some attack power to defend myself, then chill, eat a sandwich, and watch some Lain on my laptop cause I literally can't lose now.

You're gonna love this.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Energy_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Embodiment

>become the embodiment of mind control

>permanently possess chad

>acquire all his social skills, serotonin and penis girth

later virgins

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>Dragon Morphing
Oh this is gonna be gooood

Omniscience =\= omnipotence

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Afterlife_Messaging
Don't worry friends, ill help you from the grave.

You are basically an unstoppable god, and you want to give that up just to become Chad?
fucking robots man.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Manipulation
>Being a shut in loser made me death

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Legs
I could just do the anime shounen thing and keep pulling more bullshit power out of my ass to win any fight

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Energy_Manipulation

Not fucked at all, I am pretty fucking OP

Gather as many incels as I can using psionic detection ranking them all by their power's OPness level, locate and find a bunker, gather as much equipment, food and water as possible using a combination of psychic combat, shield and instantaneously generating 10 inch-long constructs through peoples brain to ward off any aggressors, then once we arrive use psychic infusion on myself, generate a long-lasting psychic force force field using field generation that cloaks whatever's inside in a shroud of invisibility (if possible) and use psychic constructs to create an impenetrable wall within the shield, then use psychic energy manipulation to drain and convert the harvested psychic energy of other people who attempt to come near or surround the force field / construct or by going out and preying on the weak into more psychic power for myself and channel the rest into the other incels essentially equipping them with the same power I have then have us all walk out with a massive impenetrable shield around use and wreak havoc on the normies draining and absorbing all their psychic energy and dividing it equally among us and channeling the excess which might harm us into generating constructs that follow us and kill more normies until they're all gone or surrender, then use our psychically constructed army and honed psychic combat skills to take what we need and want and disappear into our invisible fortress nobody can enter without being drained to nothingness

or maybe just psychically manipulate a roastie to have sex with me via a mental / psychic attack thus removing me of my incel status

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>metal exoskeleton
This is either fucking amazing or the worst possible power
>transform body into aircraft grade aluminum, then generate a sharp blade from my body to teleport behind the normalfag soldier's back while shrugging off gunshots like superman
Or
>transform into metal, muscles aren't strong enough to lift exoskeleton, sitting target

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology

Austrailia already hates virgins so I'll just pretend to be a kangaroo and blend in.

Lunar Embodiment
Everybody is fucked
Let the moon crash into the earth destroying all life
Checkmate normalfags, your reproduction has ended.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mage_Lord_Physiology

How fitting, I am a virgin at 28. I will claim my wizard powers soon.

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Kinda faggy like something a Johnny the Homicidal Maniac fan would love, but it can get shit done.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glass_Spike_Projection

I would totally follow you and fight alongside you during the incel apocalypse.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine-Demonic_Physiology
I will make the normalfags bow down to me and i will make the virgins my holy disciples with special privileges over the normalfags.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Transport
I'd just leave the current realm, and bonus, I can take others with me. I'd be the harriet tubman of incels, but not a negroid.
Plus you can live with your waifu.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinship_Manipulation
There's probably a way of using this, but I'll be damned if I know. Maybe I'll make myself into everyone's father, then lo longer be a virgin by proxy.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_Physiology
I guess I can scare away the normies by larping as an eldritch god

>user would take all incels to a world with their waifus

You are truly the hero we need but don't deserve.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Lightning_Manipulation

I would strike down entire cities from insanely far away. Once I see them on the horizon I'd kill the denizens and harvest souls to act as food for the demonic familiars I summon. Each familiar is geared towards a specialty like recon, combat, quartermaster, stealth, etc. I'd make as many as I need until I build an army loyal to me because I give them more souls then they would get betraying me

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domain_Warping
I'm a literal physical god.
I guess it's over for everyone.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nostalgia_Inducement

I'm gonna be drowning in pussy from hipster chicks once I make them remember 90s Cartoons and songs. Seeya later, losers!

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>stampedes of cat herding legbeards swarm user's house
>"FUCK MY ASS WHILE I SING THE CAMP ANAWANNA THEME SONG!"

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Infusion
Now I can be my favorite Jojo character.
FUCK YEAH!

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I probably would...

Someone please end me.

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But user, when I think about you I HOPE WE NEVER PART!

> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Aura

At least I have a plausible method of attack and defense.

I'd probably just go innawoods and stay as far away from cities as I possibly can.

tans fren

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>Blood Cloning
>The users can create clones of oneself, others and/or objects by using blood.
In this situation are we allowed to team up with other anons? If so then I would find other virgins who have powers to take out large hordes and then clone them a bunch of times to form a small militia.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Planetary_Manipulation

Lulz mind control of everyone

I AM THE FIRST AND LAST BASTION OF HOPE FOR ALL VIRGINS AROUND THE WORLD
FOR I CANNOT BE KILLED AND CANNOT BE SUPRESSED
I AM THE INMORTAL INCEL, CELIBATE AMONG CELIBATES
HE WHO HAS LIVED A THOUSAND LIVES WITH NO GF IN SIGHT
I ASK OF YOU BROTHERS TO JOIN UNDER ME TO OVERTHROW NORMIEHOOD AND ITS TYRANNY

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Resurrection_Roulette

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You've got my mall sword, user.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporary_Invincibility

Where do I stand in the race war? Give me a fucking role!

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Absolute Unarmed Combat
>cool
>am chad now

Kill me with your mall sword so i can get my second power frend

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SANRAITO YERROW, OBADORAIBUUU

Ez. I'll just turn every 18yo+ neet virgin into a god while remaining a useless sissyboi slut from the shadows. How would chad and stacey counter this?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience_Bestowal

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Thats actually broken as fuck. You can just run into battle and die over and over again and it wont matter.

Holy shit, that the most badass power I've seen so far, but that also means you are doomed to an eternity of being a virgin.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Web_Creation

Electrokinetic Web Creation
Not bad, it will definitely help in losing my virginity and subsequently capture other incels.

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>The virgin Dr manhattan.
anyone who want to live on mars with me can come too

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Entity_Lordship
BWAHAHAHA, how can chads compete now? Frame and face wont help you against my CONFIDENCE.

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Power: Brain Augmentation
>whohere150iq.jpg

How fucked am I?: Not fucked what so ever, desu great power.

What would I do?: Most likely hide my power and use to mess with people who're working in fields to put them on the brink of a revolution in their work, but have them never succeed, whilst I watch them work tirelessly and suddenly take it all away right as they're about to figure it out.

We would probably use you as a distraction while the rest of incels make a surprice attack or scape to a safe place.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Embodiment

later virgins

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>could possibly use all of our powers
quit being gay

IN THE NAME OF THE VIRGIN GOD

I OFFER YOU MY SWORD IN VASSALAGE

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Attack/probability manipulation
>allow myself to be attacked
>they use guns
>make them shoot each other
>they use explosives
>detonate prematurely
>they use tanks
>misfire toward commander
>they give up
>hang myself alone in my apartment when I turn 25

Super fucked my power is just some hippie shit

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oneiric_Cognition

i really hope they don't come at me during the night

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heliokinetic_Combat

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destruction

Well i just won...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fertility_Magic

What did they mean by this. How could I possibly be of use to the incel forces?

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Not so fast

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Destruction

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You can make all normies infertile, and make all incels fertile, that way if humanity wants to keep existing all incels are granted the right to fuck and reproduce with anyone,

Incel war is over

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxikinetic_Constructs

I could build a fucking poison fortress, nobody could ever reach me.

>While all virgins focused on fighting
>A single loner found a way
But you could get killed while trying to do that.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Target_Lock_Disruption
>Pic related basically

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Watch me roll away

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Transferal
hear'es yalls options

lichmode
actual robot
animal
infiltrator
$$$little girl$$$
join me in instrumentality

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Embodiment

>Normies are fucked
>wipe 50% of normies, stablish my own incel country, become it's king and rule it with a fair fist.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Law_Manipulation

Damn i'm basically a god with this power.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Reduction

EY

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skill_Creation

>User can create any kind of skill they can think of that has not existed before, and impose it into the world. They can even change physics some or physical laws to make those skills possible if they were not before. Overall, as long as the user is able to think about it, they can create it.

Interesting

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how they fuck is that a power?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disintegration_Beam

Basic, but powerful

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystic_Vampire_Physiology
I'm safe

>radiation infusion
>mfw I give every normie in the world leukemia

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Weather_Manipulation
>mfw I don't leave my house

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Crafting

i craft the ultimate sexbot waifu
>roastie gets toastie

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Aura
I'm basically the Asura Path.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Ball_Projection

I might make it outta this, lads
I join the robot resistance

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