School shooter achievement thread

>in for the long haul
conduct a holdout for >12 hours

>pee pee poo poo
shoot someone taking a shit in the bathroom stall

>can I turn it in tomorrow?
don't turn in homework before the shooting begins

teamwork
>have the emo kid set up ammo checkpoints around the school

>wrath
wear a natural selection and or wrath shirt to the school

incel
>shoot stacy once and kill her chad

reverse
>shoot chad once and make him watch her suffer

>Not naming it Butterfingers
You missed your chance

Ineffective
>Shoot up a school with extremely high security measures

Total Victory
>Kill 90% of the school population

a fucking plebbit fag
>do the fortnite dance before you kill yourself

Lose yourself to the music
>blast any moonman song

Threesome
>Kill three Stacies with one shot

Glockblock
>Kill a couple making out

>gotta get down
conduct your shooting on a Friday

>closer to heaven
end your spree on the roof

>manual labor
get a kill without a firearm, explosive or poison

Tard Wrangler
>Make your way to the special needs classroom.

Dying breath
>save the last bullet for yourself.

That's a wrap!
>kill 10 drama students.

Call of Duty
>get in a gunfight with the security guard before you start the massacre, has to be inside the school

>Role reversal
Be happy or at least alpha and shoot up a school

>Diversity
Kill at least one person of every race and a gay

>Final battle
Fight the police

>like oh my god
shoot Stacy

>live, from the scene
stream your rampage

>NEDM
kill an animal during your rampage

Spec Ops
>Recruit a tard kid to assist you

>tard mangler
Kill all the special Ed kids

For old times sake
>Wear a trenchcoat

Tried and true
>Use a Hi Point carbine

Savage
>Use a Savage 67H shotgun

>Mayday!
Shoot down the helicopter for a news station, bonus points if its CNN

>So long, gay bowser!
Win in hand to hand combat when a whiteknight chad tries to stop you

>some of you guys are alright...
warn a friend without having them rat you out

>better living through chemistry
use stimulants during your rampage

>I am Shiva, God of Death
achieve 100 kill count

forgot to add a natural selection shirt but OK

Bin Bombin
>instead of shooting, bomb the school

>Cover me
Round up all the beta kids and arm them with guns either taken from guards or brought from home during the shooting

The Sky Is Falling!
>Collapse part of the building

Camouflage
>Use other students blood to make it look like you're dead, then escape.

Same Old Song and Dance
>shoot up more than one school, bonus points if you can use the same gear from last shooting.

The Man's Too Strong
>Shot someone five times without killing them.

Calling Elvis
>Shot someone eating and shot someone on the toilet.

Money for Nothing
>Accepted a bribe. Didn't honor it.

Your Latest Trick
>Shot a skateboarder.

Why Worry
>Shot someone late to class.

Who's laughing now?
>Kill all your bullies

The hell was the point of that?
>shoot up a school that you didn't go to

Ex-Living
>shoot up your long distance ex's school

Recruit difficulty
>Shoot up an elementary school

>Karma
Allow someone go free because they were nice to you

>...goes both ways
Shoot someone who bullied you before

>Mrs Jones
Let a hot female teacher live

>Ex-Living
>>shoot up your long distance ex's school
shoot up your own house norman

Mr.Anime
>Kill your parents first

>long distance ex's school
I didn't fucking hate you til now, Lone Oak High

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Pussy
>bring body armor

Postal dude
>piss on corpses

>Nigger move
Pull off a drive-by

>Premature
Start your shooting before you arrive at school due to being found out

Lightning Round
>get 10 kills and escape before the cops arrive

The Classic
>drive a getaway car

We All Make Mistakes
>trip during your shooting

Boom, headshot
>Stand outside the school, get an insider to pull an alarm and fire at everyone who exits

>>do the fortnite dance before you kill yourself
If someone did a fortnite dance during a school shooting, that would forever raise my expectations for future shooters

He's a phantom
>shoot only blacks

Touchdown!
>shoot up a football game at your school

>666
good job on the trips
now thats what i call a victory royale!

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Quints
>Just Quints

Fugggg that ain't good

Always prepared
>have a bayonet and atleast 1 backup gun

"user... I..."
>Force Stacy to watch her entire class die then splash acid on her face, leaving her to live with severe trauma for the rest her shit life.

good one

Psycho Killer
>Curb stomp injured with your edgy combat boots

Cold as Christmas
>Started your shooting in July

I'm Still Standing
>Get a kill after being shot by police

Too Low for Zero
>Shot the worst student in the school

Religion
>Performed last rites before every kill

I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues
>Shot up the music class

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The sequel
>shoot up the school, escape, and after a few months shoot it up again

You caused this
>painfully execute those kids who tried to disarm you/ distract you

who are you talking to? originalio lol

Dance time
>play night-core while shooting

poo poo pee pee
>take a shit on a dead classmate

Poor Execution
>get arrested for posting your plans online

I'll be the ammo checkpoint kid. Out of my fag emo phase, but I'm down to low-key help a shooter out.

>Glockblock
>>Kill a couple making out

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Homebound
>Be homeschooled and shoot up your school

>spirit of the west
Get a score using only lever action rifles and single action revolvers.
>what is this, a crossover episode?
Use the exact same gear a previous player used.
>viva la revolucion
Get a score dressed in Cold War era Cuban gear with Soviet Cold War weapons, go only for the rich.
>ba dum, dead
Make a one liner.
>one for the history books
Last a minimum of 20 minutes against the police.
>revenge of the nerds
Assemble a team or squad.
>speed racer
Achieve 5 kills in 3 seconds.
>secret achievement
???

>pumped up kicks
kill 5 kids on sports teams

>Stacer Eraser
kill 5 "popular girls"

>Hometown Hero
kill the homecoming queen

>Boys in Blue
kill a cop

>5 stars
evade police for 24 hours

pretty good

>9memeimeter
Only use a nine millimeter and get a double digit killcount

Colt Made All Men Equal
>get shot by a teacher

Sorry I Missed You
>shoot up school at night

Nice To Meet You
>shoot up school the same day as the other beta

Euphoria
>shoot up catholic school

Charles Manson
>Write helter skelter on the walls with blood

Dindu Nuffin
>Shoot up school with only hi points, be black

ISIS Did It
>Convert to Islam before the shooting

Engineer
>Build your guns at the school and during the shooting

Surprise Motherfucker
>Get out of jail from your first school shooting 80 years ago and shoot it up again

>MORE DAKKA
Loot and use a high powered weapon in your spree
>49 faggots
Kill all the gay kids
>NOW we got six million
Kill all the Jewish kids
>Crackdown
Kill 5 gang members
>Easter egg
Find kids hiding in a room you have never been in

bumping
>taste the rainbow motherfucker
Kill a homophobe.
>cheeki breeki
Get a score using only a double barrel shotgun, 9mm pistol, balaclava, and Adidias clothing while drunk on vodka
>the hunted
Have someone try to kill you.
>improvise. adapt. overcome.
Get kills after running out of ammo.
>the enemy of my enemy
Have a random shooter aid in your mission.
>do you are have stupid
Shoot while aiming the gun at yourself.
>how original
Write a manifesto.
>dont do it man
Bail out of the plan.
>braaaaaiiiins
Get hopped up on drugs, become a cannibal.
>blood for the blood god
Use a Mosin Nagant as a war club and/or spear.
>trip to flavortown
Coat your bullets in barbecue sauce.
>disciple of dredd
As police, kill the lawbreakers.

"Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
>Spare the anime club

man that's a wrap got me laughing pretty hard

>Well this is awkward
Meet another shooter wearing the same outfit

Dad, you wont believe what happened at schoo today...
>Escape the shooting by no one knowing it was you

>This school is too small for the both of us
have a gunfight with another school shooter

>Ayooo Silver!
Ride another student

>No outs
Shoot up the school during a black-out

>Spray and Pray
Force a religious student to shoot 5 or more students

>Hardcore Bullying
Convince the bully to help

>Anti-bully ranger
Convince the bullied kid to help

>Next Level Bullying
Make the bully take the blame for the shooting

>Out of the park
Kill a baseball player after he climbs the school walls

La Petite Mort
>commit a school shooting on penis inspection day

Welcome to Paradise City
>Do a shooting...with a car

I have blood money
>Shoot the school with a gun with a price higher than $2000

The getaway
>get in a vehicle after the school shooting

Wanna play?
>Succesfully invite someone to shoot with you

I'll have two number 9...
>kill two kids

...a number 9 large
>kill an obese kid

YUH!
>Listen to "Guillotine" by Death Grips

Dorks
>Shoot a kid named Ed

Is Not Mosin
>Shoot up school with PPSH-41

Down For The Count
>Shoot 5 downies

Sup /b/
>Make post on Jow Forums during the shooting

Better Luck Next Time
>Forget ammo at home

Nothing Personal, Kid
>Use only a katana

Ay Carumba!
>Start shooting in spanish class

Fucking lel

Can I Get Uhhh...
>Take a lunch break McDonalds and resume shooting after

Did you hear that?
>Shoot up a deaf school

I Didn't See Nothin
>Shoot up a blind school

M'lady
>Shoot only males

The bigger the hole, bigger the hatred
>Shoot the school with a caliber higher than .357

Mac 'n Cheese
>equip a Mac10 SMG at Mac 'n cheese Tuesday

MGTOW
>only kill women
Nine millimeters in the mouth
>force a stacy to suck you off at gunpoint and shoot her afterward
Don't cut yourself
>put edgy music on the loudspeakers before commencing the shooting
The last laugh
>make your suicide note as vulgar and vile as possible
Tacticool
>use a laser sight
Collateral damage
>kill a pedestrian
High noon
>start shooting at exactly 12pm

The tacticool is a good one

everytime we do one of these, there's a school shooting the next day.

fucking achievement whores

>one for my baby
shoot a pregnant student in the vagoo

>party loyalty
spare the young republicans club

>I covered wars y'know
upload photos of the dead to the internet

>Theater of combat
open fire on a class watching a movie

My boys, these kind of achievements already exist: steamcommunity.com/stats/341940/achievements

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>bring body armor
You're going to get a longer rampage, it's being smart.

Can't blame em, their psychologically addictive.

The Rat
>Use a gun with ratshot rounds during a shooting

Yooo
Calling Elvis is truly patrician

Just Another Day
>Shot the late kids on the way to class

Dead Man's Party
>Shot someone on their birthday

Heard Somebody Cry
>Shot someone who was playing dead

No One Lives Forever
>Shot the oldest person at the school

Stay
>Sat down after the massacre and did some schoolwork

Fool's Paradise
>Let someone flee only to be shot by police on their way out

Help Me
>Didn't shoot the kid who told you your safety was on

Same Man I Was Before
>Only shot people you never knew

Weird Science
>Torch a class with a Bunsen burner

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>Hot Coffee
Fuck the hottest girl in the school mid-shooting

>Victory Royale
Be the last one alive in the school and do the most epic emote B)

>Teamkill
Recruit a victim to join you

>Flashy
Raid a classroom like a SWAT raid

>Anti-Climactic
Get shot by the school cop before even firing a bullet

>Now or Never
Use one of the school bathrooms during the shooting

this, body armor with MOLLE for carrying extra mags and/or spare gun(s), knife, and ammo are a force multiplier

>Big Iron on his hip
Only use revolvers

rambo
> perform shooting with any large machine gun

assault team
> perform shooting with 3 or more friends

that thing... it scares me
> perform shooting with a flamethrower

necrophile
> rape the corpse of someone you killed

truly a failure
> miss all of your shots, fail to kill anyone

rip and tear
> perform a glory kill on someone

hitman
> perform shooting with dual pistols

for you, my brothers
> spare all the losers, kill all the chads

the food here is terrible
> kill all the lunch ladies

straight to the top
> kill the principal

prison break
> kill the detention teacher

prison riot
> bring weapons for all the detention kids, finish shooting with them.

ninja
> finish massacre with 25 or more kills without alerting the rest of the school

up close and personal
> use only melee weapons

time to face the music
> defeat the police, national guard has to be called in.

have a nice summer
> perform shooting on the last day of school

hope you had a nice summer
> perform shooting on the first day of school

20 students minus 13 equals...
> shoot up math class

one for the history books
> shoot up history class

i'm not a racist
> kill children of all races equally

just playing around
> shoot up the school with a nerf gun

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
> kill that one teacher that tries to appeal to kids with memes

no one is coming to save you
> prevent the police from being called

putting them out of their misery
> kill all the depressed kids

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial
>Decapitate someone with an axe

Through the gates of Hell
>Rush into the police barrier, shooting everywhere but dying in the process

I wouldn't worry about it
>Dress like a skinwalker, wear the flesh of your kills

"You should have gone for the head"
>Kill exactly half of the students

Bonnie and Clyde
>get a gf, shoot up the school together, but die in the end

>Ain't that a kick in the head
Get shot in the head by police and live
>The house always wins V
Kill the principal
>Build mass with sass
Get a multi-kill while chugging a soda

I don't know if based, but definitely redpilled

I missed it so I'm glad op started another :)

Jow Forumstard
>kill at least 2 jewish students

stormfaggot
>kill at least 5 jewish students

moonman
>kill at least 7 jewish students

literally hitler
>kill 8 or more jewish students

fucking normalfaggots
>kill a redditor

DOOR STUCK
>kill 2 students banging on the door

god and anime
>kill somebody with a katana

extra ship
>convince somebody to join you mid spree

ragnarok
>kill the entire school

buy my game
>create a homemade nuclear reactor and slowly irradiate the school

texas ranger
>shoot up the school blindfolded

glowing
>run over 3 kids in the parking lot

madman
>timestamp the entire event on Jow Forums

NARC enthusiast
>kill the school weed dealer '

you will be worse
>kill 3 students with your bare hands

Quest Added: They Went That-a-Way
>get captured by the cops, break out of prison and kill the cops who captured you

Stealth 100
>escape the police

local warlord
>assemble a small team to hold the school captive and expand your territory

i'm not a crazed gunman dad
>get at least 3 headshots

rippen
>shoot up the school during the school carnival

bagan
>fail to shoot the school multiple different times

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