Okay user, tell me a little about yourself

>Okay user, tell me a little about yourself

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I'm an attractive, intelligent, funny guy who chooses to live a shit life because I have an overwhelming fear of failure. I'll inevitably die alone and no funeral will be held.

My name biscuit

>Very interesting, user! Now why should we hire you?

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If you don't there's a good chance I'll kill myself. Or you.

You are literally understaffed and I have arms and legs

I uh... I'm a big guy for you, and uh... I uh... will crash this company with no survivors.

I used to cum on dead animals like; birds, insects, squirrels etc. mainly roadkill, so that when people saw them they would think some sick fuck raped the animal to it's current state.

good thing that wasn't you right?

Nope, I never killed or raped any animals for my sick fetish

I've lived alone for six years and have no friends or family. I have bad dreams when I don't drink.

>Hmmm...
>And user, may you explain the gap in your employment?

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I was busy learning as much as I could about Excel and other similar programs. I have spent at least 14 hours daily studying Excel for the last 5 years. I've also worked on my knob polishing skills, polishing the knob at the base of my house's main staircase to the point where it has turned into gold (it used to be made of wood).
Aside from that, I've tried different techniques, lip balms, and saliva enhancers to come up with the most efficient boot licking technique. I can assure you, sir, when I lick your boots, it will not just be a light smooch, but instead will be more of a thorough vacuuming of the fecal particles on the base of your shoes.

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Is this thread worth saving?

Only if you feel in charge, big guy

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Name of anime? Original comment

Colorful (2010)
It's a like or dislike, I feel

Thanks user I'll watch it when I get home from work. I love artsy animes so I think I'll like this one

Purapura was such a cute little shota

my favorite part of this movie is when he realizes his oneitis is a high school prostitute and she offers to fuck him for 200 bucks. Absolutely soul crushing. Truly a red pilled movie.

>l love artsy animes
>animes
>s

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So uhh basically... I'm monky

What's your problem? Original

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