You told me NEET life was easy

>Be ausfag
>Disability for me assburgers
>some nine hundo a fortnight no questions asked

I wish I had assburgers, I'm just addicted to ice

Kek I have autism myself. All I need to do is be my full autistic self without holding back or adjusting myself and they will fire me really fast. I once got fired after 5 days because of my behaviour kek

You know the minimum wage here is over $20 right? You could work for ten hours a week and get double your neetbux. Instead you chose not to work and are essentially getting payed

It's piss easy however I'm 20 with 0 marketable skills and a shot resume living in Australia and getting payed just over minimum wage earning $800 a week for my 30 hour week

Get on disability pension
>t. Pensioner

how do you even fail in Aus? I'm a year 11 drop out and am almost a qualified Retail Butcher
and am only 19

Most of us have a hard time finding jobs that don't make us want to instantly kill ourselves.
I'm trying warehousing next. I dunno what the fuck I'll do if it doesn't work out. Not to mention most of the industry might be gone in 10 years.

Think outside the box a bit bud. There's more places than Gloria jeans and maccas

Just file for disability and live like 40% of america

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Gubmint just sent me an email saying I need to enroll to vote. I'm 22. Safe to ignore this or nah?

I think you can get fined or something for not voting.
Better do it.

This, I work at a shop that sells pool supplies and it's comfy as fuck. Look for jobs that nobody thinks to look for

But if I'm not enrolled in the first place, how can they get me for not voting?

Because they can and they fucking will, if there is a way for them to fine you, they want to do it. First fine for not voting is $40, it goes up each time you don't vote.

you're doing it wrong
live in a share house and not with your parents. then they'll give you ~600 a fortnight and work for the dole doesnt sound like a big deal.
my internet nigga told me they picked him up at his house and made him do arts and craft like a retard.

also if you are 'disabled' pretty sure you dont have to do work for the dole + they give you more money

NEETbux from govt sources is really a bad way to go mate. Gotta go for private NEETbux and create your own

I legitimately considered working at a poolwerx. Even the uniform looks comfy. I have a mate who earns $27 at a battery shop. I don't want the NEETs to find out my industry because it's super easy to get a job in

Don't know how they do it but you have to go to a local high school or church, tick labour or greens if you're NEET then go back home. Take ten minutes

Currently a work for the dole fag because I can't land a fucking job. They are making me go to a nursery to work 4 days per week. It's costing me a fortune in fucking petrol to drive there. The people at the nursery are ok, they realise I'm effectively making $11 per hour so they don't push me to work hard at all. It's boring because I'm surrounded by brainlets, druggies and special needs people all day. I'm doing menial pointless tasks and half the time there is no real work to do. I could handle it if I was at least making minimum wage. I've been to worse work for the dole places in the past, but I would prefer an actual job. Get a job OP, it's better than this indentured servitude.

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All your work for the dole experience will look great on your resume when you're mature enough for a real job. You didn't really think you could live off unemployment forever did you?

>You didn't really think you could live off unemployment forever did you?
Most of us are dead set on suicide.

Then hurry up and do it instead of living on a hundred bucks a week spending all your time jacking off to anime

What the fuck does this even mean? I'm advocating getting a real job, or do you have the reading comprehension of a doorknob? I want a job, I never wanted to be on the dole at all.

>'work for the dole'
hahahhah, dude, heres what you do.
you get off centerlink for a whiel and get back on.

DUDE, I dont even have to leave my house for NEETbux because im labled disabled.
fuck me man.... work for the dole is shit I once did it 6+ years ago.
I literally chose no $ over that shit.

>also if you are 'disabled' pretty sure you dont have to do work for the dole + they give you more money
im labeled disabled but not on DSP yet.
this 100%
dude I have worse problems I just cant go outside to my pyschologist.
arrrrgh.

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what the fuck?
how is that even possible?

>blame immigration
>for not finding a programmer job

gunji i worry you're gonna end up like mad thad.

he probably meant outsourcing

Bet all the gooks and pajeets beat you to your jobs, mate

I do not like 3D so not possible.
long time no talky Yeki.

what makes you think I would turn out like him?

Minimize your cost of living as much as possible, and then that 3200/month will start looking more appealing (or 38400/yr)

>psychologists can't pin me down with any label
>still completely fucked up
No idea what I'm going to do when my parents stop supporting me