I think I could beat a gorilla in a fight

Seriously.

I've been doing MMA for 6 years now, and boxing for 7 years, so I could.

And lifting for 4 years. 6'2 and 190 lbs.

I am incredibly fast, and just as reactive. I would just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him, and then punch him in the face. I will not let loose, one mistake and the gorilla is done for. Of course as always, there will be faggots from here to think this is impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower my friends, and second of all it's not with your dyel bodies that you will ever accomplish anything.

Any man who have trained whatsoever can beat a gorilla with a knife. Bare hand doesn't have to be more complicated, it's just a question of technics.

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Prove it, go to the nearest zoo and jump into their cage, don't forget to stream it. I will be bumping to keep the thread alive until you share the stream link. Good luck.

Blacked

Hmm, expected Jow Forums post.
Instead get stale pasta.
>And nothing of value was lost (?)

based

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and redpilled

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>"I'm incredibly fast, just as reactive"
>I'm sure to win with my superior speed

no I would get arrested

Either post a video of you getting your ass beat, or fuck off.

I support you OP and think you should go for it.

requesting the Jow Forumsizen vs gorilla copy pasta

How is this still up?
I got temp banned last night for checking epic trips.

You want to fight a Gorilla or not?

Waaa I'm gonna post hypothetical stuff to convince you I could do a thing I never plan to do.

It's either mental masturbation or law cucking now huh?

Fuck, we will even settle for watching you take on an adult male chimp..

As you know, your punch will knock out a human being.

And you know the mechanism of being knocked out.

As you know, the jaw and neck musculature as well as the bone density and structure of other animals are different from those of humans.

How different?

Let's think how different a person's chin is from a gorilla's.

Is a gorilla so different that the force from a strong and well-trained person's punch would be insufficient to knock out a gorilla?

What do you think?

I'm being pedantic just so you really think about it. It's ridiculous to think your punch would do more than mildly hurt a gorilla.

i'm a better person for taking this bait and you're a better person for reading this. good luck with everything.

Same here. I have a black belt in mahjongitsu, and I'm certain that I should be able to use the gorilla's own weight against it and turn the fight around in my favor very quickly. Hell, I'd play around with it for the heck of it.

I have no experience with martial arts but I know gorillas have nuts. I could go on defense into it was time to deploy one of my signature firey flame kicks straight to that fucker's sack. Once he's down I would start dropping knees to his hairy face or gracing him with some People's Elbows. Or if I'm feeling alpha af, just repeatedly kick his nuts. Ezpz

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I'm tired of this pasta. I want to see smbd actually do it.

wtf is going on in that pic? is she died?

why do you sound like you just got off reddit
lmao
>Hmm...i am such an intelelctual geneleman...i anticipated your post and prepared an excellent reply... but u bafooled me! how cheery
fucking incel

you just know

I am sure I have seen this...she is Brazilian mulatto

nice reddit spacing faggot

Kek

This shit still up

das rite whiteoid

Lmao animals especially gorillas don't wait for anything they don't fight like we do
you can't knock a gorilla out with a punch you utter fucking retard

Fuck you faggot. I was looking forward to some bigger bashing.
It's always the ones that cry "redditor" that are secretly redditcucks.

Lmao imagine being this obsessed with monkeys that you make threads about it on a saturday night on a autismfitness board.

Based animal fighting poster
I appreciate your posts

nice pasta

You’d get ripped in half you autistic nerd

Monkey fighting shill! What's up
Dude?

you can take down a gorilla but not an armed man?
ridiculous

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