Only idiots are allowed in this thread. What are the stupidest things that you've done?
>spilt juice a $2000 laptop
>ruined 2 potential relationships
>failed high school
Only idiots are allowed in this thread. What are the stupidest things that you've done?
Joshua Jenkins
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Wyatt James
A girl was really into the, tried approaching me for 3 fucking years, I always ignored her and brushed her off. Why? Because I really liked that she was attracted to me but I think I'm a shit person and as soon as she actually got to know me she would lose all interest, so i wanted to keep that state where she's attracted to me for as long as possible because it made me feel good. Then we graduated and she found a bf
Dominic Parker
Apparently according to Jow Forums I was stupid for purchasing a home in cash after getting a large inheritance.
1. Im not american, there are no house taxes here on your primary residence
2. Why is so dumb about buying a house in cash? No mortgage, no rent, Im set for life, never have to worry about not having a place to live, never have to worry about mortgage or rent.
But yeah, im stupid apparently!
This is not a brag post, Im just showing how retarded this place can be sometimes. Theres literally NEVER a bad time to buy a house in cash if you have the money to do it. Why in the fuck would you want to pay interest on a mortgage, or rent, or ever have to worry about needing a large income to maintain the mortgage/rents. But im the dumb one apparently.
Jace Thomas
You're very stupid. I can tell by your post. Very dumb.
Sad!
Ryder Adams
>lost my phone while drunk
>lost at least 2 house keys
>drop my phone all the time
>played vidya since my childhood but still suck at it
>attentionspan so short that I might actually have adhd
>dropped out of hs, a semester before graduation
>the years before that i barely made it through
>sometimes i forget how to handwrite
Xavier Brown
Let me educate you user, so that you might educate another user one day.
Brandon Nelson
I bought a plane + train combo to go back to home for holidays.
Bought the train for 1 day before the plane arrived... Had to buy another one at double the price.
I always do this kind of shit, for example one time I wanted to get a laugh being called "Mr Doctor Professor" in the airport (Patrick from spongebob, I found that funny and wanted to try) then I discovered you have to put the exact name that appears in your ID or you can't board. Had to buy the fucking tickets all over again.
Etc.
The saddest part is I have a Mech Eng BS and Computational Physics MSC
Nathan Powell
>didn't sell my cryptos before January, 13
>had invested into various scams after February
Ayden Reed
Oh yeah I forgot
>put a small amount of money into cryptos
>first thing I did was buying MOONCOIN like Jow Forums scammers told me to
>but I escaped from that hell without losses thanks to some kind user
>then bought a shitcoin that actually gave me some small returns
>wanted to take it from online wallet to offline
>messed up the transfer and lost my money
I'm btw.
Too fucking clumsy to succeed.
Easton Myers
I was told I was brilliant and special, and I believed it.
College opened my eyes and taught me humility, but left be jaded in the process.
Wyatt Carter
I go on r9k and talk to women on discord
Logan Ross
i was literally steps away from leaving my small town after begging god and trying for years and I got arrested and put on probation
Adrian Cruz
Denied to lose my virginity to a hot 9/10 russian qt, because I was afraid to tell her I'm a virgin. She kissed me, grinded on me, reached for my dick etc. Still virgin now
Aaron Torres
Have been wanting to move out of my mom's house and this shitty city I live in for years but I keep spending my moving fund on bottom shelf vodka
Christian Nelson
>spent 5 years after hs playing computer games in my room
Jaxon Harris
threw a molotov but instand of thrusting my hand forward, i pulled it backwards like a baseball spilling the gasoline on my back and setting myself on fire, luckily i got out with nothing but a brunt shirt
Zachary Long
Same, I feel like I've permanently stunted myself from ever being just a regular person, but it felt like the only way of getting away from the crippling anxiety.
Isaiah Long
i failed and repeated multiple classes in college because i didnt feel like showing up or studying and i did 4 years there and ended up basically junior status (like if i did only 3). my final GPA was 1.7 and they dismissed me from the university because of that
i pawned off a lot of expensive stuff that i bought with my own money for basically nothing, like a $600 TV i sold it for basically $50 and some weed
i got fired from my very first job as a dishwasher because i didnt know how to clean dishes properly and i didnt do it fast enough
for the entire first two months at university i didnt know we had public transportation paid for by the university and i didnt know the bus lines so i walked ~3 miles every day to and from school
Carson Rogers
>dropped out of high school
>smeared shit on my uncle's bathroom wall when i was 7
>once took 1050mg of caffeine with ephedrine and fenoterol
>tried to fap with toothpaste because some people from yahoo said that it would feel good
>used to eat 4 garlic clove a day because Jow Forums said that it would increase testosterone
>used to throw rocks at my uncle's chickens in his farm when i was a kid, i killed at least 3
>once i threw a cup of glass in the air and gave it an uppercut, now i have a huge scar on my hand
do i have hope anons
Elijah Gray
>bitched out on multiple good looking girls going out of their way to get with me in high school
Anxiety is a bitch, probably would've given me valuable experience that I'll never have the chance to have again.
Luke Thomas
Kek moar originalio
Tyler Nguyen
>>once i threw a cup of glass in the air and gave it an uppercut, now i have a huge scar on my hand
Top lel
Tyler Morales
Proof of the scar
Dominic Jenkins
bought a subscription to a game I don't even play
Jack Robinson
>coasted through college without getting some work experience
>can't even graduate because I didn't finish my thesis on time
>helped family with their busywork instead of focusing on studying
David Fisher
because the government would look into why you have so much cash
Thomas Smith
I let her leave
Robert Cooper
One time I huffed duster and died. Typing this from beyond the grave.
Connor Ortiz
Connected my monitor to my motherboard instead of my gpu
Played for this like months after complaining to a friend and my friend asked me if eveything was connected right.
Nathaniel Morales
>ignored a qt blonde that was obviously in to me because I was autistic
>acted edgy in school because I was autistic
>also pic related
Jaxon Ward
You did the right thing by not giving her attention user. The only reason she tried to approach you is because she wanted a beta orbiter
Benjamin Howard
Its called an inheritance you retarded cunt.
Charles Harris
dont worry youre not the only one, my friend did this as well
Tyler Allen
flunked math because i was to afraid to hand in an assignment at the professor's office
Bentley Nguyen
Was convinced I was really smart. Turns out I'm a complete moron. Can't even begin to understand why I'm like this
Kayden Morris
>ignored multiple women who were into me
>emotionally traded stocks
>inadvertedly scratched my car on multiple occasions by acting dumb
>let it be known publicly that I'm a hateful including
>wasted 2k on a personal trainer when I could have done that same shit for free
Lucas Johnson
>be me
>friends birthday
>Go out to get him something
>try to withdraw money
>forget my card number
>decide to make him a facebook acount
>go to facebook on my phone
>I'm loged in
>can't figure out how to sign out
What is wrong with me? Should I just an hero?
Liam Hernandez
it really depends, user. You could invest this money and the yield could pay your rent and even more. But I don't know the house market in your country, so you may be right or not.
Daniel Foster
i did similar things like i punched a Windows and it broke but cut my finger Deep in, and smeared shit on some walls in toilets etc, and i fapped with toothpaste because it sometimes feels good for me and i dropped out of college
Jason Thompson
>have fight with my father
>scream: I'll kill myself! and run out of the house
>Scream REEEE and punch through neighbours window
>Scream shoot me you bastards to cops
>Get arrested and sent to mental hospital
No criminal charges because I'm white, fortunately
Jacob Barnes
Built a $7000 computer. What a waste of money.
Owen Brooks
So we had a bird house when I was a kid so because I was retarded I decided to eat bird food literelly do not do this anons I puked everywhere
Jaxson Evans
Oh I got one more. Threw out my Pokemon cards of all the originals and duplicates of everyone of them.
I should have known Charizard would be worth something. Idk about the rest I had, I went up to Mew and stopped. All those cards and the little red Pokemon card binders in the trash heh
Thomas Hill
got mad at something in several occasions, bit into tablet, and two phones (separate times).
always chewing the fuck out of pens ad pencils too. ples send helpp
Adrian Cooper
get your shit togheter man
Daniel Thomas
>got bornt
probably the least intellygent
Jose Green
>dropped out of college
>twice
Nathaniel Ward
I don't really consider myself an idiot, but I have a ton of stories of dumb things I've done.
>mom has to drop sisters off at piano lessons
>home alone, reading a book in my room
>hear whispering
>decide it's just the wind
>keep reading
>hear door slam
>decide it's just the wind
>keep reading, but I'm a little scared now
>hear what sounds like a garbage bag rustling, and more doors slamming
>really scared now
>hear footsteps
>freak out and decide we're getting robbed
>only around 16 or 17 at the time and a 5'6" manlet, no hope of fighting back
>decide to hide
>climb out the window and sit on the roof, because obviously robbers have no business being on the roof
>sit out there for a few minutes
>mom comes home and sees me out on the roof
>why are you on the roof, user
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>I, uhhhh, thought people broke in and I was worried
>user, I don't think I should leave you home alone anymore
I'm 18 now, but my parents still treat me like a little kid for some reason. I have more stories if anyone wants. Most of them are better.
Luke Reyes
but he talks about having a mortgage and user doesn't mention one