Couldnt find a mire thread so figured id start one. Only got some minor stuff but not sure if its a mire.
>Be me, dyel >out at the bar with some friends >wearing a fit t-shirt showing some gains >Sitting outside in a 4 seat table with 2 friends smoking >a girl appears and starts talking to us >she is friends with my friend >Sits next to me >glances over me here and there >decide to go inside because its cold >friends join me inside >They tell me to go up to her as she looks over at me all the time just blatantly staring might be mire idk might overthink it
Later in the evening go to a rave for the first time only with some alcohol as i dont take drugs >Walk in see this stunning 9.5/10 qt >start dancing with my friends on a small stage where you can see out over the dancefloor >She looks at me >look away and continue my moves >look back and she is looking at me >decide to go out smoking with 1 friend >come back inside to try to find my other friends >See qt, smile at her >she smiles back >i pass her and she grabs my ass >i look back, she gives me a big smile >smile back >walk away to try to find my other friends
>be DYEL >met a girl online >we share our fb names and instagrams >like the second message she sends to me on messenger is a screenshot of the only shirtless pic i have on my insta >"Why is this so sexy?"
happened just yesterday so haven't escalated it too far but I'm happy:)
Josiah Rivera
Were you fat as a kid OP?
Brody Hernandez
As a kid i was doing lots of sports so had a normal body, but in the teenage years i was abit overweight.
Noah Carter
Based
Nathaniel Sullivan
>gym bro snap'd his neck after trying to bench 500kg
>6'3 big strong boy decent looking >Find a job >First day, training >2 ugly cunts, one stupid faggot and a cute girl are with me on training day >Catch qt looking at me 4-5 times >Sigh... >3 days later at work I sit next to her using some bullshit excuse >Can see her light up >Chat her up >She adds me on FB when she gets home >Sends me some message because we didn't see each other 2 days >We see each other at work again and she comes and sits next to me from then on >Woo her over the next few days >Mentions how she told her parents stuff about me >One night messages me about some song I told her about >Basically asks me out 5 min later >We go out for drinks just the two of us after work >Tells me how the girls at work are a bit scared of me because I'm always serious and big >Mfw >Keeps unconsciously giving away how much she's actually falling for me
Took me a week for the hottest girl at work to ask me out among a dozen other guys and I have other ugly whores craving my dick. College was the same, highschool too, last 2 work places too. I never once asked a girl out first they always ask me Mired
same, but i have autism so i avoid girls and scenarios where they could talk to me
Michael Martinez
bluepilled and gay
Kayden Sullivan
>work at grocery store >go in on day off after workout to get milk >full pump going on >walk past qt I work with >"omg user you look like one of those tough guys" >walk a few more steps >turn around >"haha y-you too" >do a 360 and walk away
Carson Edwards
if you did a 360 you would just be walking towards her you fucking idiot, you did a 180
i can never be 100% sure but i just go on pretending you all know everyone is trolling everyone and baiting for replies
Jaxon Ward
>be at dermatologist >getting my moles checked >no clothes on >turns out I need to get one removed >doc tells me after the removal I should rest one to two weeks >I look pissed off at the thought of not lifting for two weeks >doc tells me I have enough muscles and that I am going to survive
Feels good brehs, shame it was a male doc but eh
Easton Turner
so weird to get undeserved mires. i used to be mega skelly and now i'm slight skelly dyel and girls tell me i'm "jacked" now and i just cringe because i'm still skinny even for normie standards.
Aaron Lewis
>be me 5'9 180 >Need inguinal hernia surgery >Female doctor is looking at me >Your the perfect patient user! >Lean........no fat >Lip bite >Healthy......., Nice veins..... >If you was a steak you'd be a sirloin, your the perfect patient >She was fat and weird tho
Pic related, me at 170 3 weeks after my surgery and no lift
It's literally a 2 part meme involving two people. If someone says the 360 bit and no one gives the 180 reply then the meme isn't complete.
Isaiah Wright
yes but then people need to tell the180 guy that he's new and then someone has to tell those guys that they fell for the bait but actually they were baiting as well and then you never know who's actually stupid
Noah Lopez
Shut up, stop same fagging and talking to yourself ffs.
Robert Taylor
Im too autism to see if people mire me cause i cant look at people when walking around. However when im in the library girls are more likely to sit next to me than a couple years ago.
Jonathan Howard
Fuck that second one hurt me mainly because I've had similar experiences
Jason Clark
>added and messaged girl in my class >she accepted and responded
where do i go from here?
William Ward
fuck thats hooooot
Colton Murphy
thats why its so good
Owen Campbell
block her
Brayden Carter
yeah I know.. I think there's a big difference from total skelly to beginnings of ottermode/normal and people see the contrast easier
Camden Rodriguez
hell yeah I've been on a roll >be me >rock a beard most of the year >don't shave since last may >also gained decent mass and definition since >finally shave to reveal das ubermensch >show up to work >every girl at work basically slipping on their gyner juices >complimenting me >touching my face.
feels good man
Noah Baker
>38 minutes ago Y-you just forgot to post "no homo" r-right?
Nathaniel Gray
post face pls
Lincoln Perez
>be me 5'9 >see hot 9/10 working out behind me >she's like an inch taller than me >has the nicest legs I've ever seen >go to get my weights and she makes eye contact with me and smiles >not sure if it's a good thing or not due to bad self esteem issues >go back to working out and look in the mirror and notice she's staring right at me >can't tell whether she thinks I'm attactive or I'm doing something weird >keep doing my workout and as she leaves she makes eye contact with me again and smiles
Is she just being friendly? How can a girl an inch taller than me find me attactive?
Joseph Sanders
a couple in the past few weeks:
>ran into a dude i met a few years back >in locker room >we're changing >small talk >he asks me if i'm a body builder >im ottermode which is good for normies i guess >says i've gotten huge since we last met >asks me for routine advice
>presenting my research >dont dress up often so i wore old, tight khaki slacks >i didnt realize but my dick print was pretty visible >2 thots come up to my poster and i explain it to them >1 is giggling/smiling the whole time and the other keeps looking down at my dick as im talking to her >idk if they were even paying attention to my explanation
>qt small asian girl in my class came up to me 3x now >tries to start small talk with me but we're both shy >im not sure if she likes me or not (autism) im thinking of asking her out next time we talk but idk if she's just being nice or what
bump. also interested
Sebastian Wood
She's looking at you cause you made her feel like prey and she's worried you are gonna rape her right there at the table.
Kinda like how a deer looks at a hunter before it runs off.
Chill out user.
Jonathan Rivera
Nice bro, what are your stats?
Dylan Martin
Looking good, bro.
Chase Allen
>hey, it’s really nice to meet you
At friends girlfriends house, never met her roommates before, this is what one of them said when she walked down the stairs and saw me
if girls are all over you I guess you are. Congrats you made it
Dominic Edwards
Don't fall for the height meme, sure it may be the 'rule' but there are always exceptions so you're best not thinking about it. Assume there's always an interest unless explicitly stated otherwise.
Juan Harris
sirloin is a shit cut >change my mind
Nathan Martin
>Don't fall for the meme >It is the rule >But there are exceptions
So since something is generally true you should ignore it because it isn't always true? Dumbpilled
Aaron Thomas
I'm saying it should have no influence on your behaviour you lowiq retard, up your reading comprehension.
Christian Martin
Why are mire threads so satisfying?
Logan Rodriguez
It gives you hope and someday it will happen. Atleast thats how i see it
Michael Mitchell
It's fuckin true though. One of the worst.
Ian Allen
>People at my college gym are so used to me benching, squatting, and deadlifting more than everyone else no one cares. Feels bad man. Oh well, hope you enjoyed my 425x3 squat today whores.
Jacob Miller
>Out of town for training >On bus back to hotel >qt brunette with glasses sits next to me >She's adorable as fuck >We start talking >She has the worst fucking valley girl accent I've ever heard >"OMG yaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh" >mydisgust.png >She gives me all kinds of openings to get her snapchat, meet her for $2 beers at the hotel bar >I just make small talk until the bus stops >Go back to my room >She makes doe-eye and lip bite faces toward me the rest of the week I coulda smashed, but I could not stand taking to her for even ten minutes.
Hahahah Id say this anti-mire basically counts as a mire. Dat jealousy
Cooper Bell
Faggot lips
Jeremiah Perry
write her a love letter and send her some flowers ;)
Jackson Hernandez
Fag
Lucas White
send her boipussi pic
Sebastian Ortiz
>im thinking of asking her out next time yeah that sounds like a good idea man! fellow autistico here so I feel your pain and awkwardness.. Good luck!
Jaxson Parker
Stop thinking and just type whatever, ask her if she wanna do something in 1-2 days if she responds with yes then tell her to bring a pen to the date. She asks why and u say u'll see. further on into the date ask if she brought the pen, if she says no simply say too bad u missed something really awesome, this will trigger a response from her "what did i miss" "tell me" etc. Play it cool keep it swaggin
If she brought the pen just laugh and say cool, make her go to your place and make her write some bullshit on paper or something and tada you are 1 step closer to fucking her like u are already at ur place/hers just move it from there.
haha i fucking hate my lips used to have this coworker who was a fucking monster always called me pretty lips and slapped my ass I always hoped he was joking but never knew forsure
Cameron Thompson
>be me thicc bear-ish mode >come back to the office every night after lifting to finish up work >3/10 chick in my office that works nights is always there when I come in >always greets me when I come in >gradually notice that she does things differently since I've gone up there (i.e. taking off her glasses, doing her hair differently, etc.) >we're always the only two up there at that time >catch her staring at me and smiling when bend down to pick up some stuff that fell on the ground >feels good even though 3/10
It brings a mystery to the tale also it helps with conversation starters fuck do i know make her bring something with her, an apple a banan everything works
>be with gf at spa to relax >full blown roided body 190cm 110kg including body dismorphia and body image issues >gf tells me i get checked out constantly >blissfully unaware >start noticing lustfull glances from girls >start noticing hatefull glances from there boyfriends >feels amazing >get rekt fat dyels spa is mine now
