How would you overcome this Jow Forums?

How would you overcome this Jow Forums?

My loadout would be:

>full Crusader steel plate armour with flexible gloves for easy reloading
>Shield on back just in case I need shield bash in close quarters combat
>One dagger again for close quarters
>2x 9mm glock semi auto with extended mag suppressed
>1x ar-15 with mid range scope extended mag suppressed
>backpack full with oats and whey + as much extra ammo as I can carry

The only issue is when I need to sleep, they could tie me up and cook me. Would need to establish a secret camp on the island before starting to invade or have a boat pick me up and drop me off every day.

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probably be best off picking them off with a fiddy from a boat

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Fail- once they see one of their fellow clanmates heads explode they will hide in their jungle and you will need to go in to eliminate further tribesmen

>drop one of these babies off on the island infected with an outrageous disease
>hope Sentinelese kill and eat it
>wait 12 months
>everyone dead
>deforest a bit of the island
>convert into major party destination
>surrounded by babes who want to suck me dry because I single-handedly conquered an island and invaded an entire army

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>kills everyone
>no tribe babes left to breed with

God I just want to colonize them and show them who's boss.

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I think Jow Forums should meetup in india and organise a a trip. What would be the result?

20 dead autists

Good luck walking around with that much weight.

will just train with farmer carries. a full plate of steel armour cant weigh more than say 40kg. Or I can construct a kevlar suit

Plate armour wasn't heavy you fucking historylet
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Can it stop repeated attacks from 50 tribesmen with longbows without being damaged?

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Yes....finally...I can become a king amongst real manlets. My 5ft7 frame will dwarf these pygmies. Who can smith the armour?

I would conquer them and make them serve the bright lord.

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What is your battle plan

all died virgins butt were ass molested by sentinalese tribal poles before death LMFAO

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on why this island has remained untouched for so long?

Yes. That shit just bounces right off. You're gonna have a hard time killing anybody in a full suit plate armour without a gun. At most the shitty caveman bows will slightly dent the thinner sections.

Because theres nothing there worth taking and the natives have got anti-vaxxer tier immune systems.

Oh fuck they all have autism?
Who know this was Jow Forumsisland

kek

so im basically a god if i wear full plate and have a gun.

Couple people have tried going there and have gotten killed. Most, if not all, countries just kind of agreed to leave them alone.
Fuck that. Just drop some wild hogs there.

>Most, if not all, countries just kind of agreed to leave them alone.

Not us *sips* ... not us.lets gettum fit

Not against somebody else with a gun but against bowlets yeah.