If you were paid to be Chris Chan's trainer and would be given a $10m performance fee if you could turn him into an...

Spike his lunchables with lsd, dress up as sonichu and while he is fucked up ill tell him its his destiny to get juicy muscles no matter what

I can become the mayor of cwcville

>put him on a fruit diet
>transition to a purely fruit juice diet
>reintroduce fruits
>reintroduce vegetables
>reintroduce carbs
>replace all beverages with water
>keep him on a strict fruit -> carb -> vegetable diet order breakfast -> lunch -> dinner
>begin cordyceps extract supplementation
>simplify all meals to include 1 - 3 food types
>put him on an upper lower split with 2 days rest in between

elaborate

First of all, you would have to play in to his fantasy world just to even get your foot in the door. Christine currently believes that unspecified dimensions of existence are imminently going to merge with our own; the good and pure will be elevated and exalted, and the sinful will be left behind.

Source: youtube.com/watch?v=pShpKZ9CXfU&t=211s

Therefore, I would approach Christine as being a representative of that dimension in the flesh, and I would inform her that in order to transcend her mortal form she would need to begin exercising. Additionally, I would describe to her that there are forces of evil that are attempting to STOP this transition, and in order to combat these villains (the personification of all of her historic tormentors) she would need to train. Not for popularity or looks or health, all of which Christine has built an identity around NOT having, but for his imaginary friends which are currently under threat.

Of course, all of this isn't LITERALLY true, but figuratively: Barb will soon pass on, and Christine will have to earn money for herself and survive in a world that does not want her. The crisis and spiritual challenge that I would present her with reflects the struggle for survival, and the rich imaginary world she created in order to survive.

Whether or not it's useful or healthy to have an imaginary world and to be divorced entirely from reality is open to debate, but for my purposes it would be irrelevant.

We would begin very slowly by taking a daily walk together out in public. I would consider holding her hand if she became excessively nervous or afraid. The routine and discipline would be difficult at first, but slowly she would become accustomed to it and we would increase the load from there.

I would go on to introduce her to fasting, then very light compound lifting. At first, even a single pushup would be a noteworthy goal, and squats with a backpack full of weight would be sufficient.

Gradually, as her confidence increased, and the effects of regular exercise and fasting took hold, her body would naturally begin to rid itself of the hormonal imbalances that have taken hold, and Christine would naturally begin to revert back to Christian.

Then from there, I would insist that we begin a meat-and-vegetable based diet excluding sugars and starches entirely, combined with heavy super-setted compounds, having first established:

1) Trust
2) Motivation
3) Positive results and feedback

I would not leave until I saw that the chain reaction had become self sustaining.

I think telling them that forces are aligned against them is key. A true Christorian.

Cut him up and turn him into a cyborg.

He can't be saved.

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Take him off his hormones
Start him on a drug cocktail that would make a Bulgarian coach blush.
Get him on a seriously nutritious diet
Start working with dorian Yates routine and see what happens.

>hire a psychologist
>hire a personal trainer
>hire a nutritionist
>tell Chris Chan what to eat, what to do, make him talk to the psychologist everyday to deal with his issues
>tell him i'm a friend who wants to help him
>get the 10m and never talk to him again

>putting his mind in a cybernetic body

The only viable answer. Extrinsic forces have proven to do nothing to get his shit together time and time again.

He needs to want to do it and his imaginary friends are the key.

I mean if Jason Genova can't become amateur level bodybuilder after 50 years of training, 3 factory loads of skittles and millennium of coach knowledge about working out and nutrition, someone like CC is beyond hope

The unfortunate truth. I'd try elsewhere for my 10 mil.

Dude, thousands of people have tried to help this man.

He will never be reformed and he will never achieve redemption. The game was rigged from the start.

Also he's a tranny now so the homosexual industrial complex would brand you a drumf voting fascist nazi if you tried to fix that shit.

He isn't on hormones, that would imply he either
>Passed a psych test
or
>Has the money to go private
He got a taint piercing and stuffs the tits he's always had into a bra

Go on to any one of his videos. The usual progressive suspects find Christine to be absolutely infuriating. So much for tolerance and inclusiveness.

The reason for this I suspect is that Christian is clearly someone with mental and emotional shortcomings. He is, in other words, a reflection of their own pathology taken to an extreme, and is therefore an obstruction to their attempts at achieving legitimacy.

Most modern transsexuals and gender fluid individuals suffer from Chrisopathy.

>elite-tier bodybuilder

That's easy, it's all about drugs and bribing judges anyway. Just hold him down and pin him every day until he's a massive bloated X like every other current-gen bodybuilder, and make deals to share a couple hundred thousand a piece with the shot-callers scoring him. Done.

You can't fix this shit.

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Based

I'd rather coach genova, seriously.

I would go all Dr. Donald Ewen Cameron on Chris, wipe his mind completely with ECT and drugs, then build him up again, physically and mentally.

When did he get so old?

Do you think a dip into the lake of piss would end well for you?

2018, says it right there in the filename

Fuck, your writing style really reminds me of something I read, but can’t put my finger on it. Is this pasta?

You can't fix somebody else if they don't want to fix themselves. Chris-chan is committed to fucking his own shit up, and only he can change that.

40k servitors are buff cyborgs.

You have been visited by the Sonichu of extreme racing, quick gains and zap to the extreme will come to you, but only if you post “THANK YOU AUTISTIC TRANNY” in this thread

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>her

Subtle, here's your you

This might legit be the only way

Assuming infinite spending money, burn down his house alongside Barb.
Afterwards transport him to an underground dungeon fitted with all lifting equipment known to man, and a never-ending supply of Russian chemist-tier PEDs and psychotropic drugs. Spike his dinners with said drugs, dress up as Sonichu, show up in his bedroom every night, and convince him he has to get joocy to save CWCville.

Chris is far too unstable to be given the power of a muscle god. He would rule us all...

invest some money and offer part of the 10m to a female actress to pretend to be one of his fantasy sex OC's, possibly from his dimensional merge delusion, she would offer sex to him but only if he trained his body hard enough. I, pretending to be sent by sonichu or whatever OC shit hes praising as god atm, would offer to train him. woman of course can bail at the last second if she wants.

It would take him about 20 minutes to end up getting tazed and thrown in a cell.

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buy a house, acquire kitties, retire, get membership at boxing gym, travel the world

and get reading comprehension

to whip this asshole into shape I'd get him into extended fasting, then once he was within normal range I'd have my personal trainer friend take over because I don't know what the fuck i'm doing yet lol

>cordyceps extract supplementation

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Get him on SS + GOMAD.

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top tier bait

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Bring in someone better qualified then myself.
Hired a medium to contact the ghost of Jack LaLanne, maybe

>elite-tier bodybuilder
fucking impossible. I'm calling it right now. It would already be a miracle for him to have a normal healthy body. Turning him into an aesthetic bodybuilder is impossible. Even without his autistic, and self destructive tendencies he has already done so much damage to himself over the years. Both mentally and physically he is subhuman.

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I would tell Chrischan that im Jesus and that he must get swole to serve GODs will kek

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he really isn't a good-looking woman is he?

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