Please be My Friend

Hello r9k, my name is Steve. i don't have any friends, i live in my neigbours basement he died 2 weeks ago and no-one has noticed yet so i'm squatting in his basement. i'm scared to go out and talk to people or girls. i don't have a job because i tried to hit on my last boss. i was at a starbucks a few days ago and someone told me that this site has alot of friendly people. i'm not asking you to be a friend for life just want someone to talk to every once in a while.

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What? Is there a rotting corpse in the floor above you?

You gotta get on the NEET bucks like us, Steve

um, what. Why are you in his basement and not at home?

I've always wondered how it would be if I squatted in some dead dude's house
Enlighten us OP
Greentext the whole thing

This is a nice thread. Even though it's a larp.
Imagine squatting in a house that had a rotting corpse just lying on the floor in one of the rooms.

alright i'll explain further
>2 months ago
>fight with parents because i hit on boss and lost my job
>they find weird porn on my computer and are now kicking me out the house saying i'm a mayor disappointment
>fuck.jpg
>i see neighbour having a stroke/seizure/heart attack idk
>not a doctor but feel like i need to help
>run over.exe
> dude dies and i'm too scared to call the police
>find the key to the basement cause i want to hide the body
>idea.jpg
> i could just stay here and run away from all my shit
so.. yeah thats what i'm doing right now
although i don't speak to anyone anymore

What do you intend on doing with the body OP ?

ok il bite LARPer
does he not have a famiy? what are ur plans further?

run away dude.

if you need a friend, we can chat a bit

i'm not sure, i've hid the body in the bathtub and light scented candles everyday, fill the bath with ice cause that'll stop the rotting right??
he was a very old and grumpy man hasn't spoken to his family in years i only see someone (like a doctor kindof person) check on him once a year so i guess i'm just going to wait until either someone notices or i grow enough balls to fix the situation.
i'm too scared to call the police they'll probably put me in jail and my parents don't want to see me anymore. i don't know what to do..

How the fuck would someone be your friend when you don't post contact info you retarded lying LARPer nigger? At least post a fake email to make the story seem realistic
Fuck off before I lynch you

i can't post contact info the police will find me

waddafuq my dood

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You need to make better stories. And you guys need to stop falling for bait. Let me help you

>>i see neighbour having a stroke/seizure/heart attack idk
Note that he doesn't mention where or when he sees him. If he saw him from outside he couldn't have gotten in, so he must have had the heart attack somwhere outside of his home.
So...did noone else happen to see him? Did noone find the body, even though it ust have been outside?
Or if it was not outside, why didn't you mention the part about breaking into his house?
and did you drag the body inside? From where exactly? And if he had his heart attack in his home, again, you would have mentioned how you got in.

It wasn't too bad but think about the implications next time.

Proof OP we need proof!!!
With time stamps

i'm sorry i thought i was going to have some conversation with people instead of having to explain all that has happened so far.
our houses are a small distance from eachother and he was walking from his garden to the kitchen i think (so the backdoor was still unlocked since he probably planned to come back out). theres a small window next to the gardendoor facing my house and i just see the guy collapse and i freak out and go over there checking his pulse trying CPR but like i said i'm no doctor i don't know what to do exactly so i panick since my fingerprints are now on his body and i'm too scared to call the police.
i don't want to incriminate myself pictures and more details would make for more evidince i just want to talk to someone :(

OP
gotta give us some proof to believe you
As for chatting, you can start a thread here any time you'd like
Wouldn't recommend posting your social media tho

You know you'd only incriminate yourself for unlawful entry or some shit, because an autopsy would most likely proof that you didn't kill him. If someone is murdered, there is nearly always an indication of that on the corpse.

There's no reason for you not to post pictures, but I'm sure you'll find another excuse

>all those lame excuses
Pics or it didn't happen, OP!

I don't want them to know about any of this, my parents already don't want to talk to me. i can't even imagine what would happen if anyone i know found out about this.
it's fine if you don't believe me, i don't mind. i thought people might talk to me sooner if they kind of knew my situation. i just want someone to talk to someone. i'm just in a really dark place right now :((

>i can't even imagine what would happen if anyone i know found out about this.
what, find out that you're incredibly autistic? I think most people in your life know that already, no worries.

hey r9k, i made a thread earlier but I forgot about it. Lets talk about chronic loneliness. it fuckin sucks ay. I hate being surrounded by people yet feeling so fucking alone.

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Sure bud, here's a contact email [email protected] :P

oh shit im fucking retarded ahahaha

i know right? it's like you're in some other layer of reality that they're not in and you just have to find a way for yourself cause no-one gets you :(

i'll start a new thread because steve doesn't deserve getting his thread stolen

that's fine dude, i just want to talk to people and not feel so alone for once in my life, i don't care if this is 'my thread' or whatever

C'mon OP
gives us proof
I wanna believe

that's fair enough dude, I get how you feel. but if it makes you feel better i'll stick around and talk for a bit so we all feel a lil less lonely.

i'm actually fucking retarded, i'm about to pass out so tagging people is a bit of a pain in the ass

i would very much appreciate that, thank you dude.
how has your day been so far? what is on your mind today?

Send us a dead body pic or didnt happen.

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I mean today has been better than other days but still kinda crappy. Like I held a proper conversation with someone I made a drunken comment to a couple of days ago and that was kinda nice. But I got home and my dad started yelling at me again and that made me feel shitty. After that I tried texting my ex and then she started to ghost me and when I started feeling shitty my friends all went to bed. I feel as it's either going to get better or much worse. But overall it's been one of my better days. I guess you just take it one day at a time ahaha.

i know life's tough and trying to get you down sometimes, but if you're feeling alone and sad. just know that you're not alone, other people feel like this. and as a fellow person who has dealt/is dealing with those things. i wish for you to have a great day. if only even for one day think about the fact that even though we are total strangers i feel you and don't think of you in a negative way. please trust in yourself :)

aww, thanks man. Same applies to you this really does mean a lot. i'm trying to be better and hopefully I can get better soon.

OP
Why aren't you living in the house ?
How do you manage the food ?
Uk

Number fifteeen a corpse

because i don't want people to see me and get suspicious. i just pretend to be a normie when i go outside (as good as i can anyways) and i pretend to go home then sneak in to the basement. for food i've kindof been surviving on his stash of soup cans and grinola bars