That's a lot of weight you're lifting user but could you defeat a monkey in hand-to-hand combat...

>That's a lot of weight you're lifting user but could you defeat a monkey in hand-to-hand combat? You have taken care of your monkey fighting gains, right?

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Id be legitmately horrified if a woman asked me some off the wall shit like this out the blue. It would feel like she’s setting me up to get my head bashed in by a chimp.

Fuck I'm not ready and this thot knows it

how do i take care of my monkey fighting gains

if a girl ever said something like this to me i think i'd fall in love. i'd probably say something like "yeah i lived in chicago for a while and got really good at fending off chimps"

>tfw you look like you lift a lot but in reality you're just pump training with light weights for many reps and can't lift heavy

I can beat a gorilla bare handed.

No kidding.

I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.

Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.

I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.

I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.

There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.

Any beta man with a little bit of practice can take out a gorilla with a knife. But bare handed it's much more difficult, it requires more technique.

nice try Joe

Sorry Stacy but I'm not beating up your abusive boyfriend for you, fuck off

If she laughs at my slightly racist jokes then I'd wife that bitch up so quick.

you're a fucking idiot

My sides

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Vanture into the hood.

based and redpilled

Damn the monkey shill is in coke today.

nice new meme :^) saw it on /x/'s topic about beating up ayys in a fist fight

I've been fighting my 'monkey' since I was 11 if you know what I mean

I’d be afraid a scooby doo moment was about to happen and she’s gonna pull her face off revealing she’s really Joe Rogan.

You mean spanking your monkey right? Because i'm pretty good at that.

My gf fucking cheated on me because the secret got out that I wasn't actually as powerful as a chimp. I feel humiliated and I don't think I'll ever be strong enough

Will a girl that knows she’s a legit 8/10 looks wise ever love you as much as she loves herself and the attention she gets from other people?
Is it better to just looks match and accept that you’ll probably be better off loving someone in your range?

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How did this bitch know that my ultimate vulnerable insecurity is that no matter how much I train, I will never be able to defeat a chimpanzee 9/10 times in hand to hand combat?

Have any of you virgins even talked to a girl before? Your family doesn't count.