YO WHATS UP WHITEBOY GIMME ALL YOUR SHIT

>YO WHATS UP WHITEBOY GIMME ALL YOUR SHIT
*BANG*
How does it feel that no matter how hard you train or how much you lift 1 man could kill you instantly?

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might be nice

Jokes on you nigger
I do gunfu

Oh yeah? I've been watching Master Wong's gun defense and you can't harm me nigger. Reflexes and karate have honed my gun defense skills to a whole new level.

*Knocks gun out of your hand before you can pull the trigger.* That'll teach you.

*Oblique kick to the knees. Stomp to the neck.*
Heh, my wallet now, bitch.

yeah, well atleast I'll be swole as fuck in my casket

*teleports behind you*
*internally rotates shoulders*
ha nothing personal, kid

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>Shoots the nigger behind his back after giving him decoy wallet

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*teleports behind you*
now what, negro?

I always imagine getting robbed at gunpoint and just saying "go ahead and shoot faggot" or some such thing. I'm sure I would be too scared if it actually happened though. I get really nervous and polite around blacks because I've seen them chimp out over nothing so many times

I'm confident I can withstand more bullets than a normal person

*turns around*
*bends you over*
*fucks you in the ass with bbc*
*360 degrees turn and walk away*

post your body, faggot

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pretty good knowing that the qt mortician is gonna be mirin me hard

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based and extremely red pilled.

>mortician
>qt

I highly doubt it, user.

Same way I feel when see a grandmother texting while driving. It's like the opposite of dark souls everyone else gets punished by the stupid shit you do. Me being fit just makes me slightly harder to kill.

you'd be surprised

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>that
>qt
Damn it must be hard living in America, trying to reproduce with 3-4/10s, while Chad and Tyrone fuck 5-6/10s and 7-10/10s ride the britbong, french and slavic dicks

>implying I'm american

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Stay humble. We are nothing against the power of time and space, and we too will pass into dust one day. Whether it's from another man, from old age, or from random chance, learn to be satisfied with what you have while still striving to become better.

There is no point in fearing what comes to all men.

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And how does it feel to know that a dumbass like you touched a woman's vagina with his ears?