>tell a story about the pic above yours
(or just explain what's going)
>post another pic
Story writting
Liam Lewis
Jace Butler
>two woman marry
>get a CHAD sperm donor to make a child
>it's a boy
>they're smothering their child in attention because he is so precious
>the child is embarrassed by it's two mothers and doesn't want to be part of the photo
>but they don't allow it, they think is behaviour is cute and endearing.
Next pic.
Colton Davis
>but user looked back, and he became a frogposter
Samuel Torres
>hydraulic fracking revolution making natural gas dirt cheap
>vast amount of gas imported from Canada
>violent antifa Canadian extremist sabotage a pipeline
>fire storms in multiple northern states cities
>Presidential Alert hours later, flames still high in the night sky
>"Justin Trudeau can't get rid of some antifa thug. Very bad PM. A threat for the US. I declare war with Canada and we will get them ourselves" t. Trump
>Pepe is not drafted and is comfy
next pic
shit.. I was too slow...
Brody Clark
>Andrei new Sasha was terrified of birds
>one night at the barracks three men of his unit grabbed him and bundled him into the back of a waiting car
>they drove Sasha to some waste grounds where crows congregated on mass
>Andrei produced a shopping bag full of bread and scattered it around
>Sasha could hear the squawking from the trunk of the car
>little did he know what the men had in store for him
Ryan Mitchell
>Sota goes to the hardware store to buy some drain cleaner
>While there, he decides to check out all the cool stuff they have
>There is some type of event going on in the store
>Sota goes to check out the event
>They are debuting a new, ecofriendly toilet
>After the announcement is over, everyone leaves and goes about their business
>Sota examines the toilet closer
>No one is around, and he decides to test this new toilet
Henry Campbell
you're a minute late, why did you even still post it? now my picture doesn't have a story behind it
Colton Evans
>private cluck, an underachieving young chicken, joins the military to find purpose in his life
>during a raid by muslim Turkeys, he gets captured
>He and all on-site survivors are beaten, raped and tortured
>the beheaded, skinned and amputated body is shown among others on live tv during a hijacking of a national station of the United States of Poultry
Anthony Cooper
I was finished typing when you message showed up, I should not have waste time to look for another pic.
Army reach consciousness and realize they are a bunch of 2D sprits who can't harm each other since they sea each other as a one pixel line when face to face. So they stop fighting.
[no picture]
see
Daniel Torres
>It's so cold here, and so misty, but you don't feel it at all
>Did you come by a boat? You can't rememeber, but you feel relieved now that you're here.
>There's a sort of comfort in the air, like how you felt at christmas dinner as a child
>That's right! You were a child once!
>And then what happened?
>You became a man
>You became an old man
>Then one night... something...
>It doesn't really matter anyway
>There are people inside the building, and they all seem very content
>You're gonna go in and join them for a drink now
Jacob Powell
>Do you know what drowning feels like? The instinct not to breathe underwater is so strong that it overcomes the agony of running out of air. No matter how desperate the drowning person is, he doesn't inhale until he's on the verge of losing consciousness.
>We think we are men, but really we are just animals running on instinct.
Brandon Bailey
Shit I forgot a pic
Jayden Robinson
>mike considered himself a normal person
>He worked, he had a family, he had friends
>until one day the evil fetish witch decided to visit him
>she put him under a spell that makes him extremely fetishize himself
>he kept it a secret for long until he finally choked himself in a full bondage latex suit
Adrian Wilson
give me the fuckin sauce nig
Eli Hall
>wtf is this?
>It's art, it's called 'Prime Numbers'
Nathaniel Murphy
>SCP-5372
>The creature, encountered in various southern US states and dubbed 'the forest mother' cryptid by the locals, is a 40 meter tall semi-intelligent animal, that utilizes low frequency radio signals to instruct children within it's vicinity to meet her.
>The message, classified as a class F cognitohazard, is described as 'irresistible singing' by children rescued and interrogated
>The creature feeds parasitically by planting it's tentacle-like roots to nearby trees and supplementing it's food supply by applying the same to lured children
>Subject was contained in March XX 1972 using Children equipped with geo-locators as bait and now resides at site XX
>Subject was identified as a female, though no males or generally other members of the species have been found
Adrian Mitchell
shitshitshit
here's my pic
Thomas Robinson
>your a dumb little bitch aren't you user?
>did you really think we'd let a creep like you in the light music club
>ritsu look, he's actually crying
Austin Cooper
>gay horse
>showing how proud he is of finally being a trap
Lincoln Moore
>Bro I told you I'd fuckin' get it
>You know it's been such a bitch for so many years trying to handle the godzilla cock
>You've seen it that time we went to the beach, you know this was necessary
>No girl can do it, I caouldn't do it before, but now I think I'm ready
>If you'll excuse me, I have important business to attend to!
Matthew Wright
That's a cow, nigga
John Bennett
Very first gened edited embryo of a cow is now mature enough to show to the international press. They are impressed with the recent technological advancement of the Chinese in the field of genetic manipulation in microgravity onboard Tiangong-3.
Actually the band on the right of the video is not a broadcasting anomaly. The cow, designed just for the show to have long blond hair, is actually a psychic and is altering the record to transmit an hypnotic message to all human.
MIT graduate using the very first transphase tool to grab creature from another plane of existence (can only be seen with his glasses)
moments before a kidnapping for organ harvesting
[no picture] see fuck this shit I'm always late
nice, I like SCP
Kayden Rivera
cows are just gay horses, nigga
Lincoln Richardson
>do you how kuchikamizake is made user?
>if you drink it, it's basically like we're kissing
>how does that make you feel, kissing your little sister's best friend?
Parker Walker
What are you doing you autist? That's not how the thread works.
Post one story and one picture.
Nathaniel Butler
>An Ukrainian joins sides with his fellow gopnik friends to establish an Waffen SS warband and prepares to travel to the Zone.
>There he will meet up with Siderov and look for an ancient artifact that will grant him immense powers.
>With it he will finally remove the jewish from his land, return Crimea back and will personally rip off Putin's balls with his sixth arm on his back.
>He will then proceed to live the rest of his life as lone hermit, attending after his wheat fields, reading Roadside Picnic and occasionaly have a chat with Artyom.
>He will also have a radioactive waifu who will give birth to his numerous half human half mutant offspring that will conquer the world.
James Hill
>general secretary of the NUSSR V.Putin receives a doggo as from the Bulgarian Prime minister, as a symbolism of thanks for the country's annexation to the New Eastern Bloc, combating the US of Europe. 2025
>''Ya see that USE flag on the back? My new dog is going to piss on it once we get back to Kremlin. You are a little socialist, arent you, cutie?'' Said G.S Putin to his new doggo
Eli Flores
>Former creator and C.E.O. of Valve, Gabe Newel is hopelessly trying to save Steam after microtransactions have been boycotted by the gaming community.
>he is now a teacher
Jason Kelly
>Drake Bell tries making means end by training the special forces
Jonathan Long
>buffy licked his masters hand
>was he playing a game?
>yume looked at him with a withering stare
>'don't you get it idiot?'
>'he's dead, we're on our own now'
>'dead....?"
>yume indicated towards to pistol in Putin's limp hand
>'humans only think about themsleves, the sooner you realise that the better masters gone and he's left us here to die with him'
>buffy whimpered and buried his nose in his paws
>'I miss master and verni'
>'we can't think about them anymore' yume said softly stepping into the darkness of the bunker
>'we have to survive '
Samuel Lee
The god of cursed images blesses two novices
Thomas Lewis
me after my midterms
Joseph Myers
the turtle A S C E N D S
Joseph Morgan
The ancap state of RonPaulia uses its genetically modified turtle named Sporus as their island base of operations
Anthony Roberts
Meant for
originally
let me post goddamnit
Ryder Gonzalez
>user gets lonely
>has no one to talk to
>not even online
>creates an AI to be his friend
>the AI gains conscience
>they fall deeply in love
>sadly the AI lacks a physical form
>however love knows no bounds
>user dresses up the computer
>and they made passionate cyber sex and lived happily ever after
Jason Cruz
>Is this a woman or a computer? I can't tell
>I took the benadryl three hours ago now, I think
>I wanna remove those lacy black panties so badly, and see the trackpad beneath
>If you cum inside her usb slot, will she get pregnant?
>I don't care at this point, I'm gonna cum inside, even if she yells or scratches me
Ian Ortiz
>be me, born and raised in some latin shithole
>gangs everywhere, cops are corrupt
>my only fortress of solitude is watching old Chuck Norris VHS tapes
>cops show up in the favella
>want to arrest the neighbor, a nice quiet kid. Of course, it's a thinly veiled kidnapping for the cartels
>its my time to shine
>the cop is carrying over the kid
>i jump in the air
>extend my leg
>feel Chuck running through my veins, smiling at me
>unleash a godlike roundhouse kick, breaking the cops back and every glass window in the vicinity
>become Pedro. The foot of justice
Josiah Baker
>After his hormone replacement therapy user has become very skilled in dick cuisine
>His dad is very proud of her
Kayden Gray
forgot to link post I meant this one
Aaron Sanchez
Just noticed, after half an hour cause im retarded, that i dont have a pic so here it is
Christopher Flores
>soldiers of the Union of Socialist Soviet Burgers march in the streets of Mickgrad, circa 1990
Austin Phillips
Here we see peak automotive engineering.A 4 seater coupe with 17inch wheels and a 1.2L engine.