talking with lean muscular coworker at work

> talking with lean muscular coworker at work
> only thing he does is yoga
how does this work? it's just a bunch of poses

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If you weren't a pathetic incel who came here from the tranny discord and actually tried improving yourself you'd know, worthless faggot

Any workout is as hard or as easy as you make it. Advance yoga flows are very difficult and demanding.

fpbp

Good genetics I guess, probably did sports in high school too

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Absolutely cringe and bluepilled, stop posting here nigger

c-can i haz skade gf?

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>edgelord garbage

You forgot to attach your angry pepe image

if he's actually muscular then he's probably just trolling you. pic related

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What are all these thots gonna do when the yoga meme is over?

What did they do,beforw the yoga meme?

I hate pretentious yoga thots. It's a fucking epidemic.

>t. cant touch his toes

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At least be a decent tripfag like boomer dan. You’re definitely from r*ddit.

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Jow Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

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you have to prove yourself at the gym

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Shes perfection

Ofc its the tripfag who doesn't recognize the meme and spouts cringy shit about glorified stretching exercises and isometric holds being a hard workout. pls just leave

>muscular
>only does yoga
One of these things is true, and one of these things is false, but which is it?

Zumba is actually a lot of fun and decent cardio if you go hard, so it's the perfect red herring for normies

muscle under tension is what matters

I'm not really digging the kyphosis, lads

Based

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Ask him about his diet.

mods are asleep, post [spoiler]skades
[/spoiler]

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OK

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> ywn get to capture skade and wash her squeeky clean and raise her up to become a proper lady

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Not much tension in yoga :^)

That's a nice video, can I save it?

BASED

Wow you sure are interested in trannies user

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You will be cursed if you save skades

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>You will be cursed if you save skades

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>tranny defense squad inbound

pure skade > pagan skade

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Based, noticed that as well

ill take both

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FALSE
TRUE

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As a male you always want to pretend you do less than you do so bitches think you have great genetics. I said I just ran as a natty and told people I only lift occasionally while I was actually on dat dere celltech lifting 6 days a week.

THANKS RETARD

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>tfw I always say that when asked where I work out

>When normies get zoomed

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>what is isometric weight training?

Yoga is vital if you intend to remain mobile in later life. Just ignore all the spiritual shite

lady, you look lovely

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>tfw i fraud
>when people ask me i just tell them it's from doing a manual labor job when i was younger
>been doing this for years
>tfw i'm probably responsible for some kid being a construction worker now

>2/3/4/5 for reps every week
>hey user do you lift?
>nah bro I just swim and do some push ups

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Skade is pure, she's not for lewd comments!

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Based
R9K niggers should be ip banned, doxed, and killed

>turns to face forward
>absolutely fat
what the fuck?

I'd nor her way, if you catch my drift

t. absent test

I really don't care what you call me, she's fucking disgusting

>starting zumba
Lost it there

careful or skade will curse you

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I don't orbit women, I don't care.

Why do you fucking faggots tripfag? Its an anonymous message board. What is so substantial about your braindead thread replies that we need to know who you are?

This the only respectable trips do it on /plg/ and that is understandable.

Yeah exactly, are these guys from OWG/PLG/Fraud ??? Even if so holy fuck turn off your tripcode outside of those threads you fucking losers.

you can only pick 1

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Mostly because it keeps you mad.

Based tux pepe poster

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOO NO NO NO NO

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im muscular and all im doing is working my way up to planche pushups

swallow a revolver retard

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well that's a lie

Holy shit based God

Not him but yoga is hard as fuck. I can squat 3 plates and deadlift 4 but I collapse on the ground during leg poses because I have no slow twitch muscle and isometric conditioning, and my whole body is worn out and destroyed after an hour of yoga class. All the women can keep up but I can’t

*ahem*
BASED

>Today he said his friend tried a zumba class last week and really liked it
LMOa

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>be a faggot
>pretending to be a faggot to troll

I have some doubts about that, user

Muscle wont help you against and adult chimpanzee, how can you ever be loved by a woman if you can't take down an adult chimp? You know those monsters can deadlift 800 pounds on a bad day, right? Fucking idiot you're not worthy of love, you're useless.

>yoga is about flexibility not strength
who would have thought

He has a low body fat % and you have no idea what a muscular person looks like. It's as simple as that.

they aren't from /plg/, probably not from the other two either

>she

She had the surgery tho

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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what are you on about joe

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basado

You're definitely not mad at all.

im lonely


oh

and also

horny

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Why not just get a girlfriend?

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This

>Why not just get a girlfriend?

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He's probably hiding his power levels OP. You fell for the meme he uses with normies.

You may be dealing with a high power Saiyan who has transcended his limits multiple times.

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>before the yoga meme?

Starting kind of in the present and going back

soulcycle
crossfit
pilates
aerobics classes
ballet
stretch classes

which episode is this?

>tfw never experienced this

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I imagine the isometric aspects of Yoga? Different schools also will emphasize different aspects of it... so.... I guess ask him what specific yoga discipline he's doing then look up its methodology?

I S O M E T R I C S

Are you stupid. He's probably memeing you. Don't you see the threads on here saying to downplay how much you workout to confuse the DYELs and normies, that's waht he's doing to you, you retard

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Yoga absolutely is not hard. At most it's average calisthenics, mixed with flexibility.

>training flexibility is hard
lmao

who is this blonde? where is this pic from. im in love.