Bus stop

>bus stop
>girl waiting
>ask her the time
>she tells me
>i thank her
>she smile
>i smile
>we wait for bus toguether
>bus arrive
>follow her inside the bus
>we sit next to each other because all seats are taken
>thanksgod.jpg
>ask her the time again
>she tells me
>i thank her
>she smile
>i smile
>bus stops
>we both get out
>your mother will die
>in her sleep
>unless you post
>in this faggot thread
>we get out
>i smile
>she smile

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>op shitposts
>i smile

Fuark duck fuck

it tarp no expand

FUCK YOU 0RIGINALLY

>i smile
>mom smile

My mother will provide me with tendies for another day.

>i smile
>you smile
>she smile

>I reply to OP
>Mother safe
>She smile
>Get run over by bus.

>ur mom smile
>i smile

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niggerbob

Can this shit be an auto ban please?

eat penis

well fuck you OP

you are the reason people die in anal sex injuries every single fucking day. go suck my big fat juicy cock

OP is a retarded nigger faggot

A giant blubbering faggot created this thread.

you are an original nigger

OP is a fucking cracker faggot bastard

Haha What a cunt

>be me
>Femanon
>standing at bus stop minding my own business when greasy 400 pound fedora wearing brony fag stumbles over mumbling to himself about ponies
>smells like literal death and am praying he doesnt talk to me
>suddenly
>"time m'lady?"
>"w-what?" I stammer out barely able to breath from the stench of his tooth decay and hot cheeto stench
>"time m'lady?"
>I hesitantly open my phone and tell him the time
>he smiles and tips his fedora with his greasy cracked sausage fingers
>awkwardly smile back, visibly shaken and light headed
>the bus arrives and I dash on, hoping he does not follow me
>the bus let's out a might grown and nearly flips on to two wheels as he climbs up the steps, wheezing and sweating from just that effort
>its like a horror movie as he slowly lumbers down the hall
>pleasegodno.png
>sits down right next to me, the seat letting out a mighty grown and I'm nearly incapacitated by the stench of his B.O.
>he asks me the fucking time again
>hesitantly tell him again and attempt to fake a smile
>hold my breath that whole ride and dash off at the next stop even though it's not mine

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I love my mother too much. I can't let her die. Also the cat is oc. The lil shithead is sleeping next to me RN.

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Honestly why though

You unoriginal nigger faggot

No she wont! Im here for you mama. Mama makes best foods. I want mama to live forever.
>mama chokes on helium

Organally fvck yuo op

NIAGGAGAGAGA
NIGXGFGASFGAGF

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OP's mother will die in his sleep tonight if he doesn't stick a skewer down his urethra.

>OP dies
>I smile

Creative
bugger

dubs speak the truth famalam

I always fall for these

No that's quads you fucking sped.

Why tho
>we get out
>i smile
>she smile

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mfw op is a smug guy
mfw no face

Does anyone unironically reply to this kinda shit?

i dont want my mom to die ori

belongs on /b/

Why do I keep falling for these?! Kjhgbl

checked
We know it isn't true, but it's still pretty kowai desu. It's just better to be on the safe side, you know user?

yeah I hope you have a great day op

Haha jokes on you, she's already dead and been for the past 5 years.

based poster cucked every reader

I'm sorry for your loss user. Hope you're doing better now!

i truly hate yoy op

All is good in the hood..

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Did you ask her for the time again?

quality post user

oreimoginal

I hope you dont have children.

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Fucking stupud nigerr FUCKCKCKC YOUUUUUU!

wow fuck you you fucking FAGGOT.

You absolute mad man. fuck you faggot

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You should've asked her how to kill yourself you fucking faggot

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Fuck (You) fagelein

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>tfw you're not smiling

I dont appreciate this trickery user... Makin me v...
>pic related

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Set fire to your pc and jump off a skyscraper samefag.

op you are a big big faggot and i hope you see this

Ahhh, ye got me user. Ye got me.

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fuck you I hope your mother gets raped in her sleep

ah u fucking jew monster

jokes on you, im already balding prematurely. HA!

Flip you dlipor

good sheit I'm hungry

Op is a fat nigger original nigger post

realistically believable and not in anyway homosexual.

jrwjjkrkjrejkejrjer

no kill me instead

>be me
>Make immunity post
If you read this all posts like op are negated and will not work. Anyone who says I'm a liar is lying and this cannot be negated, even by posts that say the negate mine. Your welcome Anons

mommy wont die tonight feelsgoodman

This is the 2nd time today

dessrdt originolio