Ive never once been invited out to get food after classes or to a party. How do normies get invited to parties? How do they do it? Also general party stories thread.
>inb4 "just be yourself"
>inb4 "why are you asking robots"
Ive never once been invited out to get food after classes or to a party. How do normies get invited to parties? How do they do it? Also general party stories thread.
>inb4 "just be yourself"
>inb4 "why are you asking robots"
it has something to do with people enjoying being around you but how that happens escapes me
its much easier i fyou live on campus and can befriend dorm/roommates desu. if you dont, you will have to go out of your way to befriend classmates and that only really works if you're attractive and/or charming. i was a pretty big sperg until i started partying in my sophomore year of college thanks to a high school friend ransferring into my school from a comunity college and have been to many parties
Try Grindr everyone is out going and you will have a 100% chance to get laid idk why more robots arent using this, last night I fucked a twink and him swallow my cum
what if you don't live on campus / you're in High school
sorry i wasnt very popular in high school either and just went home early everyday to jerk off by myself. if you dont dorm, you have to go out of your way to put yourself into social circles like i said. you can join a club or get friendlier with classmates or group project members or maybe hit up people you sort of know on campus and ask them if they know any good parties going on this coming weekend. if they say yes just ask if you can join the pregame and if theres anything you can bring. being part of the pregame is very important since those members often meet together before parties and you spend both sober and drunk time together and can be real friends intead of just drinking buddies. also likely to end up together at a post-game so you can get even closer
I knew a guy years ago in the military named sincus he was going to get his dick sucked by this chick and was in a room, she came laughing so hard she was crying because his dick was "notneven 4 inches" she let everyone know he had a "baby dick" and everyone laughed his confidence was shot and the night went on
Shame im not a faggot, i do use tinder tho... ive only gotten 3 matches and was ghosted after a few messages but still.
this.
OP this user has some truth gays like to party its easy to get to know them and a plus is blow jobs
>people enjoying being around you
Sound so foreign.
Like when I'm around people, I'm just there...almost like an object
I couldn't fathom someone actually enjoying my company
what if you dont drink? (father died of alcoholism related issues so fuck that).
>inb4 be the designated driver, i cant drive... im on here for a reason.
thank you user. I forgot about pregames that seems like a slick way to take part
do people eat at pregames
Fuck tinder you will up to your neck in bussy I prefer women but pounding a twink is just as fun keep in mind I have never taken nor sucked a dick
Are you still a sperg now? or did all the partying and socializing make you normal?
should also mention that its not like i have 0 friends at all. I was part of a fairly large group last year but half of them graduated. All of them usually went to parties or out together, but i was never invited. i still hang with the remainders so i wanna try and get invited out at least once, even if i dont go. Its not like im invisible either, im there and they know i am.
desu then itll be a lot harder. college kids love drinking and feeling more adult than they actually are so many of them will feel like you are lame or gay for not drinking. even if you feel open enough to tell them the reason you dont, they might feel a little put off by your personal history. i am sorry, i do not feel that way and am glad you are smart enough to avoid your father's history. there actually are a fair amount of people who dont drink at parties but its hard to tell desu. you can still join them and tell them you dont drink for personal reasons and reasonable people will respect it but you also might feel left out. im sorry i cant help you more i just avoided parties in general when i didnt drink
cheers man hope you can join a good group soon
not usually in my experience, you just meet with a small group (6-10 or so) and just take shots to get buzzed enough to have a decent time in a new/awkward environment. usually expected you eat beforehand
Just check this out, may help with your situation
im not quite a sperg anymore and the partying helped a lot. i ended up also getting a retail job as a cashier in a trendy clothing store and that also helped me loosen up by forcing myself to talk to customers/coworkers. i got close to my coworkers after they finally invited me out for a drink after a few weeks
Lots of normies aren't even invited to parties, as long as you know about a party, unless it's a small gathering of close friends you can just show up. Me and my autist friends did this in high school and actually ended up getting to know some normies and went to more parties from there. Shame I don't have any friends in college now, or I'd just repeat this process.
this is a good point, the bigger house/frat parties in college you can just go in by paying a small cover charge for the most part you just have to know where and when the party is. the hard part is meeting and getting close to new epople but it helps if everyone is drunk
For us it happened because of how different we were from all the normies there so we liked to fuck with people and some normies found it funny. And since we were a group of people and were helpful to hosts (cleaning up and shit) it's not like we were unwanted at parties. If only I'd spoken to a girl at one of those parties though.
Damn so there's still hope. I can't tell if I'm awkward because I grew up alone or because of my brain wiring
What was your first bar visit like? I don't even know what I'm supposed to order there if I ever get invited out
helping the hosts clean up is always a good move. i was always too fucked up to reach then end though so i never got to that point
theres aways hope but you cant expect it to fall on your lap. i was sweating and anxious as fuck at my first few parties and shifts at my part time job but i persevered and am glad i did. my first bar visit is a blur desu i was already a decent drinker by then and i just popped down from my 21st birthday party to grab a few shots before heading back upstairs to the rest of my friends and their friends who were mostly underage. no real shame in whatever you order but it depends. if you are at a bar trying to get fucked up just get shots or a round of shots for people if you feel up to it. if not just nurse a beer or a mixed drink like rum and coke something simple and unoffensive
>Live nearly 30 minutes off campus
>Never really cared about parties because no one could give me a clear statement on what they do at parties that isn't simply combining common activities with alcohol and shitty music
>Friends I have rant and rave about once I experience a party I'd change my mind
>Invite me to an upcoming party
>Go
>Show up a little late because I almost forgot about it
>Don't even drink because I hate the taste of alcohol
>I'm just surrounded by a bunch of wasted normies who have to nearly scream to be heard over the music which is at psychological warfare levels
>Music switches from general house music to nigger rap
>Half the party screams "YEEEAH" as some coon begins incoherently rapping about pussy and drugs
>Party descends into pure degeneracy
>I'm legit about to burst a vein out of pure frustration
>Take $10 out of my friend's hidden cash stash to pay for the gas he's made me waste going to this retardation
>Go home
Fuck parties dude.
this would have been fun if you drank desu. not bashing you for not drinking i respect that but main focus of parties is to get drunk and just be stupid desu. also pretty lame to steal let alone from a friend
Awkwardness is a trait you get, not one you're born with. I'm not one to talk since I haven't made any good progress, but I've heard from a friend that used to be even more anti-social than I am now but is now very outgoing that he just had to force himself to socialize. Just talk to everyone you get a chance to whether it's before/after classes or on break at work or whatever. It doesn't even need to be anything meaningful, just practicing talking to people will take you another step closer to being social.
>Doesn't drink
>Is racist and close minded
>Unironically uses the word degenerate
>Weeaboo
You shouldn't have even bothered going outside, you should have killed yourself instead.
Yeah being helpful to the hosts is great because they are super stressed from throwing a party, that they need all the help they can get so if you help them they wont mind you showed up uninvited. If you show up uninvited and then trash the place you are scum. I feel like me not being a normie makes me more mindful of other people's property, even if I got blackout drunk at a party I'd never do shit like normies did and break stuff or puke inside all over the counter or something. Something bad like that happened every time.
>this would have been fun if you drank desu
I hate feeling intoxicated to any extent which is why I don't drink. I feel if you have to become intoxicated to enjoy something then it wasn't worth the time
>also pretty lame to steal let alone from a friend
I would normally feel bad about it because I hate theft but he's some rich cunt who doesn't have to work as his parents pay for everything while I have to regularly work to pay for what I have. He knows I live over 30 minutes away and promised it would be worth the trip and it wasn't.
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Neither have I but using Tinder and Grindr mostly I met some subs (bottoms) that invite me over to smoke weed and let me do anything I want to them
good on you man ive thrown a few parties back some years and it was always a bitch cleaning up the empties and puke. im the same way not but back when i was younger i just drank until i blacked out and inevitably puked or pissed somewhere awful. feel like a piece of shit to this day but it happens a lot like you said. very cool of you to avoid that idiocy
i can understand what you mean and drinking/getting drunk isnt for everyone. i still do feel like getting a good buzz on can help you enjoy something more at times though. and even if you steal from a rich friend its still pretty shitty. he promised you a good time and you belieed it but still he cant just focus on you the whole time as the host or as someone who knows others at the party. if youre okay with it though i feel you
The problem is you're an introverted weeb faggot with no sense of humor or fun.
Accept that your fate is to browse Jow Forums aimlessly for the rest of your life and achieve nothing of significance. People like you were not built for this world. Cope with it.
there's nothing wrong with being racist, being sober, rightfully pointing out the degenerate behavior of others, or liking anime.
go hang yourself, you fucking nigger.
This is spot on, I would add also accept you will have to fuck men if you want to lose your virginity were all robots
No but there's nothing wrong with doing the opposite of those either. Just two different lifestyles. I lean more towards yours personally but just not as extreme. However, the majority of people are on the other side so you have to choose between being socially successful or sticking to your beliefs. If you want to stick to your beliefs then you're better off not bothering going to parties and trying to make friends and shit.
That entire post you just wrote there is why you will never, ever be accepted by mainstream society. You are not built for this world.
If you're fine with that fact, then so be it. But don't be a whiny faggot and start going to parties (an environment a retarded alt-right edge lord like yourself is never going to succeed in) and start complaining like you expected anything different to happen.
And stop using the word degenerate. You're a teenage or 20-something weeb, not an 18th century catholic missionary. This LARPing shit is fucking embarrassing and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Money is meaningless to the guy which is why when I told him he just shrugged at me like I took a soda from his fridge. He's also the type of guy who would eat dog shit first before declaring he doesn't like the taste of dog shit which is why if I didn't just go and humor him he'd never leave me alone about it.
>The problem is you're an introverted weeb faggot with no sense of humor or fun.
The thing is I'm not which is why he and the others like to hang around me. I just absolutely do not like drugs or alcohol and find rap to be an incredibly shitty type of music.
Fun fact, I am gay and lost my virginity at 16 to my current boyfriend whom I've been with since High School.
You're replying to someone different than me, my dude.
The main hurdle is going to your first party. Once you're there and you don't behave like a complete autist, people will invite you to more. The tried and true method once you're there is to just drink and diminish the social anxiety.
This, I'm not really that attracted to guys but thank god that I'm okay with having gay sex because there's no way I'll ever be able to get a woman to have sex with me. They just require way too much charisma and shit to get.
>shrugged at me like I took a soda from his fridge
that sounds pretty sad desu. my roommate isnt a billionare but he is okay with blowing thousands/tens of thousands when he wants and i still make sure i venmo him for anything he covered me for since i dont want him to think i befreinded him because he and his family are well off. idk what your friendship with him is like but likely he has tons of acquaintances that take advantage of his wealth if you really care about him just try to treat him like you would any other friend. i also understand how someone well off would be sheltered but again if he is really a good bro you should talk to him about how you felt about the sitatuation and about your friendship in general. sorry if i am assuming too much about you two i am drinking atm anyways hope you can have a different and better experience next time user
Oh so you just ordered by yourself? and yea I researched about the rum and coke type of drinks already it's just that I don't know how the ordering process works when you go out with friends. So paranoid about making a fool of myself lol. thanks for the insight anyway, sounds more fun to me now. might just go by myself when I can and see what it's like
Awesome, thanks for the words of wisdom. Been talking to my suitmates a bunch and I've legit gotten better at talking just from that. Hopefully I can escalate things further
You're welcome user.
>Been talking to my suitmates a bunch
Well you've made further progress than me.
no prob user. in my experience it relly depends on how well off/old you and your friends are. if you guys are in college/uni and you area ll pretty broke just say youre going to the bar to get a drink and get yourself one. if someone else says hes got this round just order a cheap beer or mixed drink. if the trend continues and someone says hes getting a around you might need to get a round as well but as long as youre not in a group of like 10 you should be fine since itll even out. ive actually just scouted the table for someone who doesnt have any more or who has a small sip more and who im close to. so ill say 'im gonna grab a nother drink, phil, sandy, matt you guys ok?' and likely theyll either say theyre good or they want a ___. after that, they;ll remember and get you a drink when they run out and see you're also empty
>I hate the taste of alcohol
>normies
>nigger rap
>degeneracy
Ah, I remember when I was 14
sorry i just reread it and im a little durnk so it made no sense. dont feel pressured to buying drinks for people unless its a small group and you are all doing rounds. most people will insist on buying their own drinks anyways and if you insist they will tell you 'thank i got you next time' so itll even out anyways
CUZ YOUR NOT A FUCKING NROMIE GODDMANIT WHY DONT YOU JUNDERSTAND THAT?
WHY DO YOU KEEP WANTING NOMRI THINGS?
im also like this but im 20
what am i missing
>interested in parties
You don't have asperger. You don't belong here. Get out normie scum!
Stick with other robots play vidya eat pizza jerk each other off and have fun has to be robots though
You know more than me so obv. I got no advice for you but knowing that we can lose our awkwardness from socializing atleast puts our minds at ease. just can't pass up any social opportunities anymore. I'll go out to eat with my suitmates even if I ate 30 minutes beforehand now to get practice in lol
Awesome I will keep this in mind. who knew robots would have good social advice like this lol
cheers man. i dont consider myself a robot anymore but i do remember how it is to feel lonely and undesirable and having somehow broken free from that i wish more people could do the same. i may not be welcome here anymore because im a 'normie' now but i just want to help out people who feel the same as i once did. take care and good luck bro
>be me 2 years ago
>was 18 and on the verge of graduating high school
>was in NHS, hung around that clique
>day of graduation
>there is a big breakfast for all graduating seniors.
>talking to one of my freinds
>"hey user I did not see you at the party last night?
>say "what party?"
>peolpe around him are visually upset that he mentioned this
>had to learn from another friend but there was a giant party the night before, almost everyone was invited except me
>2 years later, sophmore in college and intentionally shut-in, don't trust normies after that shit.
Is this thread full of normalfags? What the fuck