Anyone else a legit NEET?

All I do is sit around and jerk off, smoke weed and browse here. I live off of money I got from a relative dying.

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I was a NEET for 3 weeks while off work.

I don't understand how you people manage it. The boredom was absolutely crushing. I was fed up after the first week - how do you lot do it for years?

I get constant stimulation from Jow Forums and porn. Why do you need to be around other wagies to be happy?

My unempolyment is going to run out soon...idk what I'm going to do for money
I'm living with relatives but they require me to pay rent

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I'm a programmer and the work is engaging enough. I hate being an unproductive leech.

I'm a wagie but I won't lie and delude myself into thinking your lifestyle isn't a superior one. If I had enough, I'd never bother going out again either. People who pretend to get bored when there's no work are lying assholes. People who pretend there's an innate desire to work are lying retards.

The funny thing is I have like $110-112k in the bank but it's still nowhere enough to live like you, because my total expenses per month are $2.5k (I have a wife so I'm not just supporting myself). So even though I have more in the bank than people my age group, there's still no peace from it and thus I wageslave.

How much did you get from your relative?

Why the fuck are you here if you have a wife?

You literally have all the time in the world and you get bored? I don't understand how people can work at all, I get so depressed just thinking about putting in 40 hours a week, only to be so tired when you get home all you can do is watch TV before bed.

I only work 10 hours a week.

I've already hit my minimum FIRE number, so I could essentially go NEET right now. But, I actually do NOT have anything I could put my mind to that would satisfy me. Even at work, I'm a bit bored sometime.

And I was NEET for about a year, and it wasn't that awesome. I had too much time on my hands and was concerned about cashflow. So, working helps remove that pressure, even though at this point, it's all purely psychological.

I dunno. Even those that do FIRE always need something to do.

distractions and vidya

I'm a stay-at-home Dad. That's kind of like being a NEET.

What do you do, does it provide enough for a relatively NEET lifestyle?
This is my dream. Women had no idea how good they had it before feminism forced them into the work place.

Was a total NEET for about 7 years. With the age of 31 it got boring to me though, so I've got a job now. It's only fun for so long.

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THIS oh no i am 'blox' posting

i am a legitimate neet, collecting gubmint sponsored neetbux and everything. adult, living in my own apartment, with no responsibility or schedule.

problem is i want a gf and when girls discover that i collect neetbux their pussy dries up like the sahara desert.

Yeah I'm a neet. Don't go outside, sleep or wander around the house most of the day and use computer for the rest of it. Been a shut in for 2 years, not terrible I guess out of all the things you could have to do.

How'd you pull that off? Is there something wrong with you? I'd gladly give up the already miniscule chance of ever having sex to live that comfortably.

idiot, now that they found out they will report you for not being a tard and you might lose your NEETBUX,

this is why i stay away from everyone because i know if someone learns i am a NEET GOD, they'll get buttmad jelly and report me

yeah. qualified as physically disabled through social security disability

no u

It's fucked but sometimes I fantasize about dad dying. Having to go to the funeral. Meeting with the estate lawyer that gives me maybe 1-3 mil.
God I just wanna be a comfy neet. I love my dad but him dying would be insta neet life for me.

Did you invest in real estate or index funds?

Are you really fucked up? I heard SSDI has very strict rules but I've also heard of people getting bleeding heart case managers that approve them quickly for bs

>Are you really fucked up?
i mean, i'm not bound to a wheelchair for life, but my case was approved, then has came up for review and been reapproved. it's been more than 5 years now.

Mostly RE but the market is pretty high right now and I've got enough passive income to cover things, so everything is going into index funds now.

It's tough to be comfortable with my choices, though, since it's not very obvious on where the best value is.

>I'm a stay-at-home cuck
FTFY. Your wife is banging her boss or some other guy, guaranteed.

where would she have the time to do that if she has a job that pays well enough to support a family?

finished highschool age 19, worked 19-20 and saved up around 10k

age 20-24 full blown neet (24 in 2 weeks), spent 950 on a pc, 200 on a nice chair, 150 second monitor etc..

my money is gone now, im a frugal person and spent most of my time on mmorpgs/games, tv shows, movies, however my money being gone aint the main reason why im looking for a job now, its because i have nothing that interests me anymore, im basically at the point of killing myself, so i decided i might as well try to look for a job or something. I also gifted around 2500 euros to my parents when they needed it.

Regrets? Yeah, looking back at it, it might have been better not to quit my first job. Should have probably spent less money on fastfood. Its gonna be a bitch to get back in shape again but whatever. Also, got lucky (or unlucky) with parents that dont really give a fuck/are very loving.

I have a 3 day test learning some orderpicker bullshit thing for a warehouse this week, i have absolutely no talent with driving and im clumsy with that shit so ill probably fail and be a huge embarassment. Whatever, im dead inside anyway.

My goal really, is to get a job, save up a couple thousand euros i can leave behind for my family now and then kill myself or something without any feeling of guilt. Not that my family has it bad, they are doing great, but just being able to leave behind a small amount helps.

I have severe mental issues and daydream constantly about being sent off in a way and to die. Everytime i blink i feel relieved. Another option is just to work longer, this time, save up like 50k in 5 years, and off that be a neet for like 15-20 years and kill myself then? idk

I have no fucking money. I would 100% be you if I could but I'll be homeless if I go full NEET. This feel fucking sucks.

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Other real neet here. i'm tuck with family though.

She works from home. And if we got a divorce she'd owe me alimony since she's the breadwinner.

Also, despite what a Japanese cartoon image board full of autistic adult virgins tells you, that really doesn't happen all that often.

She's a woman. She'll make time for her whorish hypergamous ways somehow. It's how they're all wired in the head, after all.

>that really doesn't happen all that often.
Sure it does. The guys just aren't aware of it and (((trust))) their women for some retarded reason.

Sounds like you let the vidya take ahold of you user. Really fucks people over and takes all of their time, and it doesn't really give you anything in return either. If you just get yourself out of the shitter than maybe you won't want to die. Also a big mistake you're making is thinking that having money is going to make you happy. It won't. Your life would be a lot better if you weren't so focused on money. Just live a simpler life and you won't have to worry about that shit.

Why would my having a wife magically make me not want to come here?

Honestly? I enjoyed the shit out of my 4 years. If i could return time, i honestly would do it again, but just be more "smart" and be more active. I read a ton of books, manga, watched anime, movie, tv, played vidya. Im actually surprised i was able to keep myself busy for 4 years, now that i have nothing to keep my mind on, i just go "welp might as well kill myself".

At the end of the day i consider myself lucky since i have loving parents. No rent, almost no bitching. It was also really easy for some reason for me to go into interviews for jobs (all shity factory jobs offc, im dumb af) and im lucky im from an industrial city thats always looking for retards to do shitty jobs.

The only thing that would keep me from killing myself is finding a loving girlfriend i think. The chances are basically 0 i think, even tough i have so much to offer (im really funny and loyal and not ugly).

So i have 3 options, find a job thats not stressfull which doesnt want to make me kill myself, spare a good amount of money and redo the neet process but more efficient so i could go on a really long neet process (which results in suicide as i would have nothing left at the end). 2, become a normie in the off chance i would find someone to love, 3, kill myself now/get some money first for for my family.

Money ultimately interests me very little, but knowing you have it, just makes it easier?

better dead than wagecuck

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I used to leech off my mother. I'd drink all day, buy weed from the neighbors, beat off to hentai and eat all the food in her cupboards. Have her drive me everywhere and buy me things. It was fantastic.

She forced me into rehab and then kicked me out afterward cause I was so shitty to her with the drinking and drug use. You reap what you sow and I didn't realize my behavior would have repercussions. Mommy got fed up.

Now I haul my ass out of bed at 8 o'clock and get to work and I hate every second of it. If I'm lucky I can smoke one tiny joint during the day and that's it, I used to sit there and polish a fifth and and eighth a day.

Man they told me it wouldn't last forever and I didn't believe them. FUCK make me NEET again

I am literally in the same situation except my mom only has me and doesn't want me to leave because she has no other family and she's very lonely.

I'm smoking some Amnesia Haze, it's a potent sativa, good shit.

>tfw living off of inheritance for 25 years now

heh, I still remember bragging about it back on /jp/. livin' the ultimate NEET life.

How much did ya get?

How much do you spend a month, are you /comfy/?

I'm almost a neet, but I need to work (part time) to pay for rent, food etc.

I sponge off the government, not my family.

But each to their own I suppose.

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I am, mainly its for my safety because I'm mentally incompetent. I'm allowed online as long as I don't go into detail or dox myself. about my mental disablity that is.

its cozy, I'm enjoying it. I'm safe from people.

If it's any consolation I used to do the same when I was desperately depressed

Where do you live where being a NEET for a year only costs 5k? 5k here would cover the rent and that's it (bills and food would come on top of it)

THE WAAGIES HAVE TO GET UP AND GO TOWOOOOORK AND I GET TO STAY IN BED I LIKE TO LISTEN TO TRAFGIC REPORTS TO SEE IF IUTS RAINYU OR COLD AND SNOWY AND TO SEE HOW COLLDD IT IS FOR WAGIES TO GOTO WOROOOOOOOKIK

nOW I AM IN BED PLAYING viDOE GAMES AND I AM COZYYYYY HAHAH WAGIEIIESS GOTO WOROOSK

I'm probably going to be NEET for the rest of my life. Honestly, I love it. My parents don't mind me living at home. I will get a pretty sizeable inheritance if they die before I do so I have little worry about the future. I didn't choose to be like this but now I can't see myself living in any other way. The only thing missing is a social life.

Neet for only 3 weeks?
Fucking go back to soc or b fag

it's easy.... if you get anally raped your whole life and society says it's admirable....you learn to like it...even miss it.... satanic modern mind control perfected.....

who needs electromagnetic pseudo science conspiracies when you got wageslaves whoring their bodies and minds to satan.

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marry a christian virgin girl from thailand or philipines.
they won't complain about modest living conditions like western whores, they've experienced much worse.

talking from experience, 9 years married and both getting canadian welfare and subsidized housing :)
life's good.

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I keep reading book after book and website after website. I just continue to read more and more. How is that boring?