Does user ever go to the bar alone?

Does user ever go to the bar alone?

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All the time. Was going to tonight, but I get sime money tomorrow so Im waiting. Drinking on a tuesday night. How fun.

...its monday, user

I said I was going out tomorrow when I get that money.
So tomorrow is tuesday. The day I would be drinking.

You should be drinking now user.

Wanna give me some money for the alcohol then, user? I dont have any money until tomorrow. Lol

Only if you will drink with me, friend.
I'm in Minnesota

Only to those country-kinda bars where it's acceptable to go to alone or the occasional dive. I just don't like any other kind of bar, even quiet ones with just locals in the city just don't feel right to me.

yeah. there's a nice bar in my building that I grab beers at and look at the big tits and fat ass on the bartender. she calls me baby.

Yes but in my country, especially for my generation, this is very socially acceptable. I like going for few quiet pints after work so I can do the crossword.

Yes. To play pool mostly. This one shitty dive bar I made a habit of going to has this weird mix of tattoo parlor employees, some college kids every now and then, quite a few 50 year old guys, Mexicans construction workers, and this one 80 year old guy. Every now and then some trashy women would drop by, but the bar was almost always 100% men except for the barmaid

It always seemed fun while I was there and drunk, but the next day I'd always ask myself why I risked getting a DUI and why I spent $50 on crappy beer, a half dozen shitty pool games, and some jukebox music.

I rage my shitty job recently, so it's one of several things I've cut out of my life, and my life is better for it. My rage quit probably kept me from getting a dui or something.

Except for pool tips, anything you hear at a shitty dive bar is probably wrong or an urban myth. My time at the dive bar only reinforced my belief that the average person is a complete moron.

If Im ever up in Minnesota, I definitely will friend. Do a shot for me.

I'll move to where you are. I want to move away, be roommates with a robot, and we help each other to get gfs

I live in florida. Land of the Florida whore.
Come live with me, user. Lets be robotmates. Itll be like a shitty sitcom. Like Big Bang Theory, except instead of it being funny itll just be sad.

Why don't both of you move to South Carolina with me? We can all take turns playing bartender at home and then going to the local dive for pool.

HAHAHA
Playing pretend bar. I love this idea.

BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB

I used to do it all the time when I had a friend, I've gotten pretty good at mixing drinks. Used to have a full bar setup going in my apartment, made the drinking feel less depressing for the both of us

Nice. You could be our sissy maid serving girl, fixing the men drinks.

Yea that's a big no on that one buddy, especially since I'm quite positive I can drink you both under the table, as a matter of fact I'm drunk right now. Also, men are the best bartenders women suck at it homie

You can drink us both under the table, if you get my drift sweetheart.

>never had alcohol or been to a bar
>one day decide to go to bar alone
>get lunch with water
>leave
>repeat

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Gotta be UK or Aussie.

Can somebody post the brojob copypasta?

Irish. So close enough.

I don't go alone to anywhere but fast-food places, and even if I'm with someone I won't go to a place that's just a bar, I only go if there's like a restaurant area with tables. I've never actually sat at a bar and I don't know all the bar culture and etiquette (wrong word, but I don't know a better one) I don't know how to play pool or darts or any other bar games. Plus I'd have to somehow know how to avoid the bars that have their own particular crowd of local regulars that go there that I wouldn't fit into/be welcome among. When I drink by myself, I just drink cheap shit, so I don't know anything about any liquor that isn't bottom barrel, or any mixed drinks whatsoever, if I wanted to have anything other than beer. (then you get to choose a beer...) Plus there's that peculiar American evil I'd have to master, tipping.

all this seems quite terrifying compared to buying a bottle of whatevers on sale at a liquor store and drinking it alone in my room.

I go to the bar at Ruth Chris for those 9 Dollar burgers they do, damn those burgers are good

i went to a bar not alone and i still had a miserable time

i just don't do well in those kind of places. it made my few friends happy so i guess that's alright.