Jow Forums's Ideal girlfriend Thread

Post your wheyfu's

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A bug eyes /fa/ qt

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Chocolate wheyfu shake for me Desu

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The girl in this video
Shame this is the highest quality version in existence apparently

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Also literally none of these are wheyfus

Post asain "men" on BBC

patriciancore

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qt pale redheads pls

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thread is to post your ideal wheyfu. If none is to your liking. Show us what you GOT

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Wheyfus are muscular is what I'm getting at

qt slav pl0x

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banana wheyfu

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It's Nigella
She's wholesome and loyal
Cooks high quality italian food
Curvy as fuck
Will give you many strong children
Suck on her titties
Very feminine

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I lift for her bros. Just look at how beautiful she is.

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qt3.14

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strange enough i would have given the D that would have kept her sane shes a yandere qt

>tfw had perfect strongthick celtic qt with tight waist and heterochomatic green eyes and dark curling hair who wanted nothing more than to cook and look after me and tend her garden
The Gods gave me the gift of a trad waifu and I messed it up. I used to draw her before we had a fuck session, still find myself doodling her sometimes. Pic related

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great handwriting user

I was going to say, "how could you possibly fuck that up", but then I remembered that hoes are hoes. Sorry to hear about that.

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No Timmy yet. You disappoint me Jow Forums.

desu it was my first relationship and I had no idea how to manage her or myself. I'd gone through highschool watching all the seemingly vapid relationships my mates had and didn't want anything so meaningless; whereas in reality those experiences are important because its how you learn how to manage a relationship. So when we fell in love I was too overbaring in many respects and too liberal in others. She wasn't perfect by any means, but I should've been man enough to make it work. Learned a lot from the experience though

THESE ARE NOT WHEYFUS AND I AM PHYSICALLY ILL LOOKING AT THESE "HUMANS"

this

I write like a girl and type like a fag 8==D~

Based

DESU

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L A N C I A
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thanks! here's a tip to improve yours: instead of writing with the bottom of the letters resting on the bottom line, situate your letters so that they sit dead inbetween the two lines on the paper so that they 'float' if you will. This will improve your structure and shape and just generally looks very appealing

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I want a girl who sounds like the vocallist for Sonic Youth and looks like this
youtube.com/watch?v=SDTSUwIZdMk I popped a boner to this song when I first listened to it

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thats a big bitch

At least with this, I assume, you'll have better foresight into relationships when you begin another. Good luck. I also see that you're good at handwriting, which I am as well, so good for you.

based and redpilled

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how are her knees holding up that weight

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>that voice

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>tank class gf

more like fort class

>wheyfu thread
>literally no wheyfus
begone

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>I want a girl who sounds like the vocallist for Sonic Youth

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cute boy

Short haired qts that look like lesviana

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The original. The true. The one and only.

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Maybe you guys could start a band or something

She'll age like shit past 30

brehs....

nuh uh

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Jow Forums's /s/ thread

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She's Asian, so she'll look like she's 20 until she's 40. 40-50 is a wildcard decade, but after 50 she'll look 100.

>black sun tattoo
Based

a musical, pale, brunette qt

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america was a mistake

Fake and gay
4/10
5/10
6/10
7/10
8/10
9/10
9/10, you’re a man of taste
10/10

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i raise you a photo

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based and redheadpilled

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3Ds will never compete

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She does olympic/power lifting
She is a brunette, has a maths or health related degree(medicine, dentist, nurse, physiotherapist etc)
Passionate about her field
And cute

Currently talking to my idea women after meeting on tinder, got her number, now on whatsapp, but she is rather quiet, will answer messages after a few hours, or a day. She is super busy which isn't a bad thing, but I feel I'm invest more than she is.
oh well

The more I work on myself, and bring up my standing, I will be able to attract my idea mate

Look at her facial bone structure, we can all tell she would be an 8/10 minimum if she was not [Hull Class: Capital Ship].
I sincerely hope she drops down to sub 150lbs one day, i wanna jizz all over her body and be suprised how well my jizz shots are camouflaged by all the stretchmarks

I don't care about the grill, someone pls give me the photographer's name.

Enough.

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thats a big bitch

DESU DESU

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Naisu naisu

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fucking based I have this one saved as well

WHO
Cant find anything under the pic nor lesviana

what a nice, plump turdcutter

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God 90% of you have such shit taste

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candy toe?

what a breeding sow. would impregnate and kill all daughters, only sons to create the greatest athletes of all time

lmao

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

She lifts and isn't too skinny, good hips and shoulders

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Only one for me

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These two

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Why boner?

>not having a roided up fuck-machine

Why even live?

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because "her" clit is bigger than your dick

>tribal tats
>JUST hair
>zipper abs
>herniated navel
>ear gauges
only redeeming quality is the naruto meme-tier mesh shirt which i want
2/10

IDGAF. Why does that shit bother you so much?

>tfw you will never be anyone's fu because you were born an ugly female
it ok...at least I will contribute to this thread

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honestly having a wheyfu as a drinking partner you can fuck sounds pretty nice

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90's Jennifer Connelly is perfection and you can't convince me otherwise

face, tits or gtfo

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If you have big tits then I'll take you.

because its sexy and i want to suck on it until her thighs are quivering crushing my skull

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I understood that reference

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Guys I am going on a tinder date with a girl like this but in my eyes better looking. I get a lot of matches and numbers but never go on dates cause am a pussy. I only pick up girls at bars. Any tips?

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fucking weirdo creep

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posting actual wheyfu

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