Short and Original

There don't seem to be too many interesting threads right now. I have an idea. Let's play a game, shall we? Try to make original sentences that are as short as possible. I'll start us off in another reply.

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Cats don't care.

dogs do.

dognt

You are an NPC.

>sentences
Eh, oh well. Carry on.

baby elephants love mangos

mine was a sentence.

i am codependent.

Sentence fragment, but mine was too.

You made a mistake two months ago.

Your dad is a nigger and a homosexual

it was not a fragment.

>There don't seem to be too many interesting threads right now.
Yeah, it's r9k. "Robots" claimed the board years ago and drove out all creativity and originality. Now it's 99% feels and hating chad/stacy/normalniggers etc. Even this thread idea is far from original.

I just got a gf

that's the last straw.

Cry, fag.

I like to say nigger

I'm finally done.

Where do I find qt goth gf who likes bloodborne?

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I make mistakes everyday. Can you be more specific?

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Interrogatives (who?), imperatives (stop), declaratives (me), locatives (here), and nominatives all make the shortest sentences.
"Go", "Stop", "Run", Leap" "Really?", and so on.

My finger itches.

Well that's just fine.

I am loving my life

Wby

I fucked a girl