Hey user, could you babysit your niece tomorrow night?

>sister drops kid off out of nowhere for me to babysit
>just popped a shroom 20 minutes ago

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>try to watch movies with family
>everyone just stares at their phones the entire time
>I'm the only one actually watching
Every single fucking time. Stop asking me to come over and hang out.

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You lose your autonomy. When someone forces themselves on you and no matter how hard you struggle to resist you fail it makes you feel hopeless. You also lose your trust in the only people that should be there to defend you. I actually really respected my cousin and looked up to him and afterwards I feared people and any figure of authority. It pretty much stripped away my innocence and childhood.

Mate I didn't know what sex was let alone what molestation was.

>pepe was once upon a time a tadpole

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>being entrusted with a child

only a normalfag would get something like this thrown at them. I've had people I've known for 10 years not like being alone with me because apparently I have an untrustworthy face

they probably see you as rapey, i don't thats and admirable quality there buddy

think*

original

what are you doing on this board if people perceive you normally?

get out normalfag
fuckin hell

>had family over for Christmas last year
>niece loves me and always wanted to sit on my lap
>sister-in-law says "wow user, you must be the best seat in the house!"
>everyone laughs
>I'm really skinny and have a bony lap, so I say "Heh, yeah, probably the hardest too"
>laughter dies down quickly and she gives me a "wtf" look
I've never been asked to babysit.

MY SIDES
MYFUCKINGSIDES.JPG

THEY'RE IN SPACE! THEY'RE GONE
RIP MY SIDES

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dude what the fuck is with this page that i need to do an 'original' comment? even lit is not this elitist wtf
are robot autist fucking master writters or what?

also lmao nice post

I remember it was summer and we were taking a family pic. I was wearing shorts and my niece sat on my thigh with a dress and she wasn't wearing anything underneath. I pulled the leg of my shorts a little higher and lifted her onto my thigh and felt that sweet loli cunny. Your story reminded me of that.

I would take immense pleasure in skinning you alive newfag

try it you wont

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>not being seen as rapey is a normalfag attribute
delusional as fuck. if people think you shouldn't be around children you should probably just kill yourselves

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE Get the fuck off my booooardf

>what is Jow Forums
holy fuck

no seriously if people consider you a good candidate for babysitting someone you are most likely a nice looking passive redditor who gives off good friendly vibes. so get the fuck off my board

>When I was 9 years old my cousin who was 13 molested me while babysitting
God I wish that were me

Would it be considered molestation if I need to give her a bath and I have to help her wash her privates?

Huh honestly don't know. Guess it depends on how close you are and how she feels about it

kys

No, seriously. Commit suicide.

I can't believe there are people this retarded on this planet

Delicious reddit migrant tears.

That sounds like a good time depending on the kid's age

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>took cousin (5 years old) to the mall to help her pick out a surprise present for her dad's birthday
>she needed to use the toilet and wanted me to go in with her
>followed her into the women's bathroom and there was a group of women standing by the sinks
>cousin motioned for me to follow her into the stall
>slowly walked into the stall and could see the women staring at me out of the corner of my eye
>while my cousin did her business I heard them harshly whispering to each other
>when we left the bathroom the women were gone and there was a security guard pacing around outside the door
>as we walked past him he just gave me a subtle nod
My face still gets flushed whenever I think about this.

you're supposed to take little girls into the men's room ya dingus

Just avoid giving her a bath if you even need to ask this fucking question.

Mad jealous, good work pedobro.

I think he wants to give her a bath. to be fair, who wouldn't

I wasn't really sure what bathroom to take her in. I thought it would be weird if we went into the men's room and she saw dudes with their dicks out at the urinals, but I wasn't comfortable going into the women's room either.

She wouldn't really be able to see anyone's dick if they're facing the urinal

why? I didn't harm her.

You're fucked up man. Even for Jow Forums standards.

Unironically drink bleach, puncture an intestine and die from sepsis.

the user you were replying to is too busy posting on Jow Forums to reply to you right now sorry

This thread is making me kind of relieved I don't have any younger relatives. Fuck that noise.

Get off Jow Forums, Jake

>if you're not a pedophile you're a normalfag

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If you're a whiny moralfag you're a normalfag. Stay mad.

Anyone have that old screencap about the user who babysat his niece and accidentally killed her by sitting on her

why? I did not harm her