Ever wish you were just born in a different time in history?

Cum on faggit be a bit more creative.
3 reich? That shit lasted 5 years.

How bout spanish inquisition, they also did more fun stuff.
Imagine being an engineer for death machines during the spanish inquisiton. Those guys made nazis look like a bunch of pussies

Greek here.

Born 2500-3000 years to early.

I mean late.

Spartans, cause I can live a hard life and be a warrior at the same time.
Romans times would be nice too, fighting for Caesar and stuff.

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I wish i was born in 2018 so I could take HRT before I hit puberty and had my cocklust satiated by free access to hardcore pornography

They had those placed where they oiled themselfs up woth olive oil and then fucked each other.
It was considered like going to the sauna with a bunch of mates
The romans did it too, hence "party like a roman" or "when in rome"

*only men allowed
*most of them where very young slaves

Either during the Great Crusade as a Ultramarine.
Or during the Roman Empire.
Both for the Chance of Glory.

Any time before now would have been fine. Technology is such a strain on society and mental health, even if you remove yourself from it, everyone else is still stuck.

Ironic, since smurfs are the ones that understand that after the conquest is over space marines would be disposed. Therefore, they encourage recruits to not be trigger-happy glory hounds and make themselves useful for peace time too.

I'm chasing that Glory freind.

t. historian

"greeks were all gay dude. so were the romans man. putting them on a pedestal is bad."
>this user then scrolls down to r9gay and pops a half chub

>implying technology is bad
>implying witnessing ai, bipedal robots and the singularity is desirable

we are in the BEST TIME IN HISTORY. anyone romanticizing the past is a retard. in the past its nothing but violence, drudgery, pain and suffering. we literally are going to witness ai become some omniscient god like being and take over the world, and become the beast in revelation, and then we will see space jesus return and have a EBIN skybattle with the evil demon-ai-beast

like why would you want to miss that? why would you want to miss out on watching the world end?

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I know the 1800's and earlier were bad for women but damn I wouldn't have to worry about having existential crisis and battling with over-eating. I'd have my couple of kids, be religious, be happy sometimes, work most of my life, but it'd be so simple. Even if I died in my 40s I would have lived just like everyone else. A mostly shitty, sometimes okay life.

Very comfy fren.

Well I'm stupid, so a robot will definitely take my job. With billions of humans becoming useless with AI advancements, I'd love to believe we all just become NEETs. But it's more likely we'll starve in poverty, while being told to "get a job" even though there's nothing left.

EXACTLY!!! i agree with everything in your post 100%!

thats why you get into primitive survivalism, primitive technology and plan for the ai dystopia apocalypse. technically all you need is an axe, a shortwave radio and something to power it. maybe some lightbulbs and a solar panel

get into these sort of videos, and learn survival skills. there will be a mass culling and we should prepare for it. plan on moving to northern canada and squatting off the land. nobody will be able to economically compete with ai and robots, this society is going BYEBYE

all you ppl who want to live without basic necessities in a survival dystopian environement are soon going to get your wish. you think you will enjoy living like ted kaczynski? yeah, you will miss society 5 minutes without internet. enjoy the internet and societies pleasures while you still have the chance, cause once its gone its gone. play your favorite games from your childhood, enjoy your fucking life, cause all of this is soon coming to an end

youtube.com/watch?v=SjK2XlNE39Q

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This. And even if you still want to try out thst glorious past time, there'd be VR for you. Walk around in Medieval attire, swing a sword few times and return to your comfy house with a fridge full of food and a toilet with heated seat.

Wish there was a r9k community ready for this. Mainly I just wish I had a friend.

>Wish there was a r9k community ready for this.
your best bet is just scour desuarchive for ai stuff i think

>Mainly I just wish I had a friend
the only people you will be able to trust is blood relatives. randy random's you meet online are all smiles when you meet them, but they will backstab you in a blink of an eye the second the road gets bumpy. dont trust people, people are disgusting liars and hypocrites and filth

im going either alone or with my brother, which i doubt he'll join me

A time where the white man was still on top...

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I have no one. No family, no friends and trapped in a wagecuck job. All I want is to be part of a community (and hopefully from the beginning) where its not some discord shit and we focus on improving ourselves individually (learning languages, skill etc) and as a community. To that end we should probably have a long term goal like buying a plot of land or property.

>where its not some discord shit and we focus on improving ourselves individually (learning languages, skill etc) and as a community

yeah nah. the truth is its always going to be some discord shit, with petty drama and backstabbing, etc. thats the nature of humans, go with people at your own peril. your dream is some wishful thinking delusion. in the real world, the only people you can trust is blood relatives, thats it. even close friends WILL brutally backstab you when pushed far enough, and friendships come and go all the time

even sometimes blood relatives will backstab you, but still blood relatives are by far the only reliable people and should be your only fallback option. fuck with randoms at your own peril

this is just larping. if that actually happens you are going to die in a week

Discord is shit though
there has to be better ways

That... that wasn't for me, was it?

>heh, since its inconvenient for me to believe you, im calling you a LARP
truth is stranger than fiction my dude. lots of people are into prepping and getting ready for the apocalypse. why would you think im larping when its fairly common even in silicone valley to be prepping for the economic doomsday

youtube.com/watch?v=K1zVAfE0YdA

>there has to be better way
thats the nature of human beings. hierarchies form and people abuse others. randoms dont give a remote fuck about you, and will lie and pretend to care in some dreamy bullshit where everyone cares about one another in some fantasy la-la bullshit, but when you become a slight inconvenience to them they are quick to pull out the knife

yeah it was for pretty obviously, i just misclicked

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Obviously Im asking that there has to be a better way than discord.

you were talking about an "ai dystopia" not just an economic collapse. in any case, you are not wolverine, you are a fat autist who watched some youtube videos my man.

I'm happy with the time I was born in, but I do sometimes wish I was born early enough to have fought in World War II and help liberate Europe from the Nazis, from Normandy Beach to Berlin, baby!

I wish I was born in a future where robots do all the work and I could be an autistic NEET beatin his cybernetically enhanced meat all day to immersive VR hentai

There was never a good time to be born on this shithole planet

I wish I was born in the late 60s or early 70s so I could've experienced the 80s/90s.

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I'd probably most enjoy being an Angle invading the Celts and raping the fuck out of them.

I wish I was born far in the future, in post scarcity, post singularity society. where I can replace my body with technology, explore the stars, see the milky way and andromeda in the night sky, explore virtual reality, and live an immortal carefree life.

just pre-mesozoic
>tfw no ordovician early vertebrate gf

Seriously though how great would it be to live in a world without sentience, and at the dawn of life on land.

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I wish I could've experienced early adulthood in the 90's. Would've been nice to grow up in pre-9/11 America.

>space exploration
Same thing here.
youtube.com/watch?v=YH3c1QZzRK4

Yeah but you gotta like build an infrastructure around owning that human if you just bought some hot chick and a big brute to work your single field while you fuck her in your shack it will be maybe a month before they decide to butcher you and then shack up on your remote farm until your neighbors come and slaughter them in the spring.

heck no. video games

The future when work is only done by robots

Early enough to become president of USA during WW1, ally with Central Powers and BTFO perfidious Albion. I can only dream

Same here. The past would suck major ass. But everyone living the NEET life would be great. Especially if we were space faring as well.

Absolutetly. I wish I was born in late 1600s early 1700s during Louis XIV's reign

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ooo, that reminds me of: youtu.be/p5cPuGAH8rU

2018 so I could shit myself in public, always have attention and ruin my parent's lives again. Having a tit constantly in my face wouldn't be too bad either.

The late 1800s or early 1900s. I wish I was a scientist who got paid to go out into the jungle and collect whatever animals and plants he sees.

You just can't do that anymore.

I wish I was born late 1800s like the 1880s. So I can grow up into the turn of the century. A time just before World War 1 shattered everything to see the old world as it was. Be in my 30s by the time the first world war, and if in America might be able to avoid getting drafted. So could be a pretty sweet deal. Marry an okay looking cute, have some kids, settle down. Hope my kids don't die in the second world war

Thats a tough one. I would be afraid of living in the past because of diseases, it was very common for people to die from common illnesses up until the 1950's. But I also think the world was a little more free and open back then. The modern world has too much regulation.

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I wish I could have lived during the Ancient Athenian golden age. It seems like the only place I would have felt at home.

>born too late to explore the 7 seas
>born too early to explore space
yadda yadda yadda

Technology is terrible. We are addicted to it and are no longer unique or think anymore. We listen to whatever people say online. Technology has gotten better but intelect and uniqueness gas decreased severly. I would much rather live in the past.