Your mom has friends. Have you ever considering settling for one of them?

Your mom has friends. Have you ever considering settling for one of them?

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>Have you ever considering settling for one of them?
Yes I have, actually. My mom has a friend that usually comes over/we come to her on holidays. She has always been kind to me and these past couple years she's started getting more intimate, like giving me long hugs when we arrive etc.
She's around 45 and looks pretty good for her age. She has a husband though, so I doubt I'd stand a chance.

dude its 2018, her husband is probably a cuck. go for it

No. My mom is a soulless wagie, she doesn't have something as small as a coworker friend

My mother's in her forties, and I think her friends are usually older.

>mom and her friends have been drinking again
>have to guess which one of them is which, blindfolded

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anyone have source on OPP image?

Far right is most fit, but second in is clearly ready for a hard fucking. She's the only one with a proper stance.

>Mom watches with a half-empty glass, openly touching herself as her dumpy friend's thighs settle around your head
>you make eye contact
>she winks

>Your mom has friends
lol no she doesn't
she literally comes home from work and watches tv until she goes to bed then she gets up and watches tv before work before going to work and then coming home and watching more tv
both of my parents have no friends and i'm not 100% blaming them for me being a friendless loser but i'm not 0% blaming them either, maybe 25%

i love milfs. i was molested in the first grade by another boy that was in 3rd grade who lived across the neighborhood from me. i became hypersexual. one time when i was like 8 i was being babysat by a milf friend of my moms and i was being a silly kid and i took off all my clothes and ran around the house and asked her to do the same. she didnt outright deny me she just looked at me and giggled and didn't say anything. had a thing for milfs ever since. i wish i could have fucked her when i got older but she moved away.

>i was molested in the first grade by another boy that was in 3rd grade who lived across the neighborhood from me
story pls

not really much else to say. that's pretty much the gist of it. we would play pokemon together and one day played show me yours and you show me mine and it devolved into touching and exploring and he told me to never tell anybody.

you fucking pedo.

>mom and her friends getting handsy when tipsy
hnngh

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No considering, she forced me to get with a friend of hers.

Mom oedipal feels?
>ywn make urgent, fumbling love in the back seat of her car while coming home late one evening

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Anymore of this set?

novloc

NPCs would say
>Haha holy shit this guy's MOM had to hook him up!!
But this is what the world should be like.

Parents provide for their children, right? I don't think parents should be arranging marriages, but the conditions in which their children lose virginity and gain a basis of sexual experience? Why the fuck not? Especially if their children are no longer children, or even teenagers, but adults who are desperate and open to more options. Most people end up in relationships or sexual experiences from meeting people through friends and relatives anyways, why shouldn't mothers try hooking up their lonely/horny friends with their desperate offspring? It's just a one-time thing (depending on interest), and it would provide immense benefits in terms of confidence, safety, and preparedness for relationships without having to crash and burn, (potentially literally, in terms of vehicular suicide from depression and intense burning sensations from STDs) just to claw out a first experience for themselves.

I WISH my mom would have tried to hook me up with one of her single friends, even at 50-something. I actually like bigger and older women.

Well this actually was arranging marriage not just hooking up. You have an interesting point though.

You got the sauce on that image boss?

This totally an original comment

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>what is reverse image search
fucking newfags I stg

Jokes on you, my mom has even less friends than me.

My mom doesn't have friends shes a cat lady who doesn't love her children because she abandons them all.

>stg
NPC get off my board, what kind of brainlet doesn't try reverse search off the bat?

I would love to date an older women but nobody notices me