Do all dead men get erections? And what should one do with this?

my computer has this annoying fan that turns on and off and i'm extremely buttblasted by it it triggers my autism wat do was thinking of just punching it

You'd knock up that body?

well the goal would be for it get ME knocked up

True kek. Why would you want that body to knock you up?

would be kinda hot to ride a corpse with an erection. ive honestly never thought about this until this exact thread.

Why do women get a pass for their fucked up fantasies? I'm not even angry, I am literally guilty of this, I think less of this because you're a woman. I'd have been appalled if a man said the same thing about a female corpse.

also the pregnancy thing is just because I really want to get pregnant but Im waiting for marriage so I just fetishize the shit out of it

WELL this is a fairly new realization user I dont know how to feel about it myself

But it's dead lol

You're literally thinking about fucking a dead guys erection and having him impregnate you. A dead person.

Pretty fucking sick. Imagine a man your age getting aroused thinking about fucking a dead woman and cumming inside of her, you probably wouldn't wanna be in the same room as that dude.

I don't know if it applies to all but strangled men ofen to.

well I wouldnt actually do it user
theres a lot of things we fap to that would never cross that line of reality. I often fantasize about kidnapping cute men and turning them into my sexual plaything but I would never ACTUALLY do that.

What if it's someone like Beowolf or Hercules? Aren't some loads just worth it?

Am I the only one here fapping to this? He had cute feet.

whats the point if the feet cant move or curl up

well pic was unrelated, I just kind of thought of it cause he was chubby and hairy. I don't wanna touch a dead body.

agreed chubby old dudes are goat and xtube is my amateur fapping haven for it

I know you wouldn't do it. I'm just saying men get different treatment for their fantasies whereas women for some reason get a pass for their extremely fucked up fantasies.

That's why I used the male example. The idea probably would make your stomach churn if you heard about some friend of yours that had fantasies about fucking a dead woman and shooting his load inside of her. We don't have that same visceral reaction to women for some reason. I don't know why that is.

How old is this dead guy?

probably because people dont take women seriously and dont think they would act out such sick fantasies whereas its more commonplace for men. considering my own weird tastes I dont think I would have such a visceral reaction to that. I just wouldn't get too involved with em.

why would I know this info buddy pal

>and dont think they would act out such sick fantasies whereas its more commonplace for men
that's a great point actually.
it'd be easy to blame women for this as some double standard, but its really our own fault that we react differently when it is men. We're just sicker and more violent.

Asking op. Or anyone good at guessing ages.

he looks anywhere from 27 to 40, probably not 40. I'm guessing 31-35 maybe.

So not an old person

I swear to god, this guy is my cock twin. Lucky for him he's dead

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I guess women are just more quiet about it. thankfully on this cambodian woodcarving image board I can express my degeneracy all I want ok hand sign

nah but it is that "dad-age" he's old relative to a 20 year old gay person, know what I mean? Servicing a 35 year old feels like you're servicing daddy.

Could that body impregnate someone?

Tfw this corpse looks like my bf and Im really aroused by it

and why does that arouse you

I find his body type really really arousing so seeing it splayed on the ground with an erection is pretty hot

how old is your boyfriend and how old are you?

It follows the "it's hot if you're hot" logic. Pervy QT = hot. Fat fujoshit = not. Like a guy checking out a girl's panties, if it's Chad then it's "teehee you're so silly ;3 ~", if it's a robot then it's creepy.

I feel wrong saying this cause it's a corpse and all. But I like how his dick and balls look, user. I don't know if that means anything to you but I find it sexy. I hope that cheered you up a little.

Im 23 and he is 26
why do you inquire

You need to have blood flow to get an erection, dumbass.

john dillinger had a gigantic bone when he was dead. lol damn men getting hard when they dead as shit.

I was just curious since an user in this thread speculated about the age of the dead guy.
Also are you gay or a woman?

It's typical for men to ejaculate when they experience a sudden and violent death since their vagus nerve relaxes, that's why autoerotic asphyxiation is pleasurable. So yes, you can get impregnated by a dead man.

It's been only a year I am a professional embalmer, but I've studied for 3 years including a year of traineeship.

Over the 100's corpses I've embalmed, I must say that I've rarely encountered tragic deaths of course. I've encountered many hangings, though. And never have I came across a post-mortem erection. Although, in most of hanging cases, traditional tight noose stuff, both with guys and girls, I've seem them do all three in their pants ; cum, piss and shit.

However, a post-mortem erection works as such : blood must collect en masse in the region, while letting enough space for it to take place. The body wouldn't get a last erection, but instead a simple organ stiffness as rigor mortis (or post-mortem stiffness) would install itself hours after death.

If I encounter such phenomenon, sadly I'll have to massage it just like the rest of the body to push away the blood, just like in any regular embalming (I have to massage to clear the blood and for the arterial solution I use to reach all tissues). I'm a woman and most embalmers graduating nowadays are women too, so you can be happy. To attain post-mortem erection, I guess I could suggest dying on the side, or dying on your belly on a surface that allows your penis to effortlessly accumulate blood in it.

Ask me any other questions relating death, it'll be a pleasure to answer.

I am an original female (female)

My sister is a mortician, how much do you make per year?

god yes I would LOVE to get that final load to get me pregnant. thanks for the info.

What parts of that corpse look like your bf?

So there are women out there attracted to fat hairy guys with small penises?

Too bad for me, I'm just fat with gyno and no hair, haha. fucking horrific looking mantits on me, not even manboobs just sacks of fucking disfigured flesh.

Follow-up to my own comment, I forgot to respond to the actual thread : post-mortem erections are very uncommon, as I've asked before my teachers who have been practicing for years. Nice try, sick fucks.

The entire body. body type, dick and balls, body hair. It actually shocked me at first because he could be a twin.

In Canada, I started at 42k/year. It's an okay pay, but definitely a dead-end job. Only go there if you got nothing else to do with your life like me.

I can guarantee without a doubt there will be a woman that finds you sexy. I find most bodies to be pretty attractive but I definitely fetishize that particular bodytype.

So does it make you sad to see that corpse then?

Are you qualified to work as a coroner for a hospital? Or do you need a medical degree for that?

Guess none of them were really hung

My old pc case had a fan that would randomly start making a ton of noise. The only way to fix it was to punch the front of my pc.

well its not really registering to me as a corpse because the face is covered. Thinking about anything actually happening to him would kill me.

you're mistaken. I don't have manboobs, I have gross sacks, gross tits.
like pic related except kind of worse. I am a disgusting looking person and I don't think a single woman could ever find my body attractive.

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You and your bf should do a 3some with this corpse

that man is not dead. you're fapping to an ordinary live man, you fag

No clue elsewhere, but where I am at, only doctors (medical doctors, lawyers ...) can be coroners. And where you work is different upon where you live ; in smaller towns I have no clue where's the office, but in megapoles there are specific buildings for coroners and autopsies. You could get information about it in your state at your school's job orientation counselor.

it does, thanks, but I've done more damage with negative perception of myself than my small cock ever did

>but I've done more damage with negative perception of myself than my small cock ever did
Yeah, I know the feeling.

im telling you rn user there are woman out there who would be down with that. I think guy boobies are cute and would grope.

tfw no low self esteem chubby bf to boost up and drown with love and affection so he can love himself and be happy

I dont know if youre ironic or not but this is kind of making me emotional. Ive felt disgusting all my life and the thought that there could be someone out there that could look past it and still find me attractive is so alien. But that you for the kind words. It means a lot.

I really really mean it. do you have a discord or anything?

Show us what you look like, femanon. You sound beautiful.

unfortunatley not a camgirl with a desire to be banned

No I dont. But really thank you. I hope I meet somebody like you in life.

or any way of contact? I just wanna swoop you up and help you feel better

I have a kik I guess.
nittio1a

Anyone else find this dead body hot? I'm fucking weird I know

Seems oddly common for this thread

Yes. And can someone plz explain this.

its a dead body with a boner I think its an obvious connection

just the fact that it's lying there, waiting to be used. Id never tell anyone in real life, but I'd suck that thing until there was nothing left inside.

Not technically an erection, but the penis (along with the rest of the body) goes stiff after dying, and stays that way for about half a week.

preddy hot tbqh famnly original

the irony is that that this man killed himself over his erectile dysfunction

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This makes me wet.

Why did I get hard reading this?
Are you a guy or a girl?
Doesnt even matter cause either is hot to me

Do you want undead?

Beause thats how you get undead around.

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tfw you turned my sexual fantasy into something even cooler

This is a bizarre thread, why are so many people here attracted to this small dicked fat hairy dead person?

>tfw no corpse daddy

It hurts, bros

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cause people arent always attracted to conventional things whoda thunk it?

>Here's your chair bro

I want to suck on his fingers and ride that rigor mortis dick

This but kiss him instead

Im not judging, it is just surprising. I dont know how many are female and how many are men

if he hasn't started to decompose, it's not really that bad, is it?