And this here is my son's room

>he actually looked at all the penises there

come out of the closet

This guy gets it,as long as the pc works everythings fine.

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Dothese actually feel good up my butt?
I've only ever stuck my pinky up there. I think these dildos would tear my ass in half and leave me bleeding.

Interestingly enough, my eye instantly caught that tongue as it was not filtered by my apparently quite advanced subconscious dick-filter, so it's quite the opposite

Same. It immediately stands out.

Based

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Someone post the tranny sitting on Lenny's face

well you might just have quite an advanced subconscious vagina filter installed as well, gonna wanna get that fixed

Yeah, they feel pretty great.

>the tubes
Lord no

I don't know if I should ask but what are the tubes for?

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Yeah, you shouldn't ask if you don't know if you should ask

it's so the toy can squirt fake cum

You need these tubes so those dongs can pump out fluids

mhmm

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"Sup"

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Why is he awake at 2:48am? That kills gains and elevates cortisol levels.

Because that feel never sleeps.

what a meme
t. goes to sleep at around 3am and wake up 2pm (11h of sleep)

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>those mini safeties
better than nothing I guess

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he goes to gym at midnight when it's empty

Nice

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>That's no tongue you ignorant normie, it's a dragon penis.
Well that tongue your talking about is actually a dolphin penis so actually it's still pretty gay

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london?

Based

>Exposed midriff for optimal cooling
>lifting gloves
>full head of hair kept out of face with ties
Is this peak performance?

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He gets the thot tax.

Look up ovipositor dildos

Haha imagine going over to your bros house and you find out he's actually the streamer that made you quit nofap... haha wouldn't that be hilarious?

>chestlet
as if

How do you know it's not 2:48pm? It isn't dark outside the window

I meant peak male performance

sauce

>chestlet
as if

I know right haha imagine the smell haha

Based and redpilled

comfy

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Not sure, but middle guy reminds me of Laeffy
youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q

>good evening father
>i see we have guests over

>mfw

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No, I don't believe I will.

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I... I'm intrigued by that thing

>Fuck off, Benny

Wat

Fuxk, I want this room

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>kotor 2
Based

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Why would you cover your body in nonsense tattoos?

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they're like a dazzling trap for intoxicated thots. Like moths to a bright light
>get women high as fuck on E and other drugs
>"oh wow tattoos" *touch touch* "what do ythey mean??"
>"haha yeah baby, let's fuck"

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lol i remember this thread

Actually fucking me right now. Sitting in my dark room with a protein shake after having worked out past midnight. WTF.

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thank god I left the college dorm, they fucking suck

If they’re already high on e then the tattoos are superfluous

This
I work 2nd shift, I'm just not on a daytime schedule. And let me tell you, the gym at midnight is way better than when its packed, its prime workout hours around 11 pm/midnight.

I actually know who's room this is

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Whos?

Wtf that's a male?

nice

Please say no

A kid named Jacob I went to school with once in 8th grade. This was back in like 2009

Same here, bro. Being that one fit weeb feels fucking great.

Still obsessed with Taylor now?

Yes. He's autistic or retarded. He's a big guy too. Built like a linemen. He used to sit by himself at lunch with a Taylor Swift CD.

I just found his Facebook too. He's gotten bigger.

;)

>being a fit weeb
This is ok
>having shit taste
Not okay

God I wish I were that floor

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I know the doujin you're talking about haha

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Cute Yousoro in the background

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Its a girl pretending to be a boy whos pretending to be a trap

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kek'd

I hunger. Mother, is it good time yet?

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tfw you discover the machete

>we will never have a badass president like this again

why do we keep electing these crustys, time for the youth that actually know where the futures going