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wtf happened to her head

It's genuinely incredible how much Jow Forums is right about.

damn she looks like some prime posh totty

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only reason to go on pol is to giggle at the retards making conspiracy theories out of everything

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thank you friendobendo

Jews are the reason why I'm a NEET permavirgin?

October is a daunting month

im getting this tattoo'd on my arm tomorrow. it's satou from NHK.
im a bit nervous now, what if i dont like it? its permanent. what do you lads think about it?

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october is the comfiest month, except when it snows like fuck through december, jan and feb

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Possibly a contributing factor

>get added to animal welfare society facebook page by my only friend
>it's all girls

time to make some friends, cya guys, im on my way to normiedom

gonna call a solicitor tomorrow about probate

you know what else is comfy? getting a job

Fucking hell lad it's been over a year and I still never found the location of that one

No need to berate NEET friends, poleaboo.

How do I express my willingness to move/relocate for a job? It's time to move out, but want to secure a job first. Given the relatively small size of the UK, do I even have to make a big deal out of it? Will a simple 'I am willing to relocate for this role.' do?

I'm not much of a drinker but I heard alcohol helps with the crushing lonliness
Cider seems about the only thing I actually like drinking.
I currently drinking Bulmers and Thatchers but I heard they're a bit crap, any of you lads got some recommendations?

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its pretty easy that one laddo, im suprised you havent found it, but there is another picture that looks very similar to that only about half a mile away or so

he said the exact same thing in the last thread, he wants attention from me bless him

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Based wagie ragie Poley is back

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Gonna have a few bottles of smirnoff ice and play some vidya. Comfy womfy.

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The SAD has started early this year. I'm already feeling down for no reason, and when I sit down and think about things I get the dark thoughts.
I know it's just the depression, and it makes me laugh, but I can't shake it. I worry that if something happens to make me feel low then I might do it. Came very close a couple of years ago.

Old mout cider if you like fruit, Kopperburg if you like cheap, aspels if you want to suffer

Who died Iad? Probate can be a bit messy

Keep an eye out for one caled Aspalls, it's amazing, but Thatchers is admittedly one of my favourites too

>The SAD has started early this year. I'm already feeling down for no reason, and when I sit down and think about things I get the dark thoughts.

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Put it on your cover letter or in a relevant question box on the online application

wahey! just mincing on into this Gallic town

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wouldnt get a drug tattoo mate, its permanent at the end of the day. could cause all kinds of problems.
are you a sound cloud rapper? then dont get tatted up like one. your image should reflect your lifestyle.

fedoras are euphoric

Hope it ends early at least, wasn't you a November starter last year?

My sleep schedule has massively shifted so I always am up by 6:30 and make use of the full hours of daylight so it hasn't started for me yet

well I say probate, i'm hoping it will be a grant of administration. my dad died, he was separated from my mum and she has no interest and I am the next of kin

wahey new boy pablo album lads

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Yeah November was bad last year.
I did go see the nurse at work toward the end of summer, but she couldn't really do anything and said I should go see my GP. It's just too much of a hassle with the NHS.
It's funny though, she said a lot of people come to her for aspergers but that I clearly wasn't one of them because of the way I spoke and looked at her. So it was nice to have that confirmed.

saw this really thicc midget in town lads. she was probably about 4 feet tall, her proportions were mega exaggerated and curvy. gave me an interesting mix of feelings

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aubergine emoji water emoji

Go fuck yourself Poley, youll never be a woman or a metal head. /night walk user/ is our lad, youre just a sleazy loser we keep around to remind us we arent as scummy as a human being can get. Tell us again about how you filmed your flatmate taking a shit.

i get what youre saying. it does reflect me though i think. ive wanted an NHK tattoo for ages, it's my favourite anime. and i love drugs.

i don't speak emoji, what does this mean?

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everyone like and subscribe

wahey new architects album November 26th

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yoko ono is a sack of SHIT

help i'm impossibly gay and can't get straight again

lol at the comments
Kimmel, what a tool he's become

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just suck some cock lad, you'll soon forget your worries

bit of a sore throat coming on boys

gonna make a hot cup of something and settle down with a bit of telly

either an episode of Star Trek TOS or Sopranos

I know it's bad but I keep seeing these fuck ugly mongs with super cute loving gfs and I think what the fuck he has that I don't.
I'm at least a 7 without trying yet no girl has EVER approached me.

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throatful of spunk will sort that right out

look, I'm tolerant of you gay lads in britfeel, but can you stop trying to convert the straights to your ways.

Wtf I love lady gaga now
She's so pretty in the moovie

spunk has iron in it which is good for the immune system

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Donate organs

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im projecting here, but i also love drugs and anime, but i have decided not to get any tattoos because any permanent decision usually triggers a mental episode for me. if you ever want to travel as well it wouldnt be good. what if someone falsely accuses you of smuggling drugs? a tattoo like that makes you look pretty guilty.

Come in lads. The water's warm and lovely.

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no, you don't want me in the water with you

Let me get a closer look lad
Yup you're still in a wheelchair u wanker

>Boy Pablo album is called Onions Pablo

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What the fuck was he thinking? I can't get my head around it.

>have a gf
>every time I know I'll have a day or two free to myself I go on adultwork and hire a shemale escort to meet me in a hotel and let me suck her meaty cock all I want
I feel really bad about it ngl, but holy shit do I love doing it. There's three that I normally meet up with and they all kind of know my deal now so they always try to accommodate me as a regular. Thinking of asking if all three will see me at once but it might be hard to arrange their schedules.

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shippy is this you?

how about a henna tattoo? not permanent then....

gave me a good chuckle

>yet no girl has EVER approached me.
Who's gonna break it to him

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>henna tattoo
what are you? an 'artsy' alternative girl?

Its my birthday lads dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lids play tunes

Just gave it a quick listen and it does sound like soi music

t. Jaws

thought you got blown up lad

I like this gif very much

we need to make a sophisticated ai that can filter bait.

I got onions in my veins
Lack of sky gives me pain
From Diary I disdain
Onions for me simple and plain

not quite tbqh

Asma Al-Assad a qt.

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or just hire a 3rd worlder to do it

do you really need to ask me if you should get a henna tattoo

>tfw no qt to rape me

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Wahey. Wouldn't need a machete to convince me.

>down boner

reverse rape isn't real hunnie k

right now
I am sitting naked with a beer in hand

>continued to have sex with him until he was no longer erect

WEw

I agree, rape is real though.

>tfw found the Smurf village and Smurfed Smurfette and made all the other Smurfs watch before Smurfing her head off and Smurfing it with my Smurf

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i wish a strong handsome dude would break into my flat and slice my wrists open

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can you watch it all the way through lads?

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Women legally can't rape a man though, is right

I'd cum 5 times in a row for her

You also cant legally look at spanking porno. Whats legal hardly matters.

>Jow Forums baiting yank throws in the word 'lads' to try and blend in
kek

I don't watch adult video content

>17 results for lads
What did he mean by this?

tempted to buy some smurfs comics now lads

>bf is out at the club while i am at home

bored lids