How would I go about befriending a nigger? I am white myself and I think this friendship would help both of us...

How would I go about befriending a nigger? I am white myself and I think this friendship would help both of us. Any ideas?

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Share a watermelon with him.

You could start by not calling him a nigger

are you thinking about a specific person or just in general?

last time I ever had friends was in 7th grade

There's this nigger living in my apartment block and I want him to fuck my wife

Invite him over for dinner and ask him to fuck your wife then, i don't think you need to form a friendship with him to do that.

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there should be plenty of them in your country

how old you think he is?

Also how old is wife/looks?

asshurt nigger detected

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Play him some classical American folk music
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Also I can paint my dick black if you really need someone to fuck your wife

vafan är fel på dig. Nazi tyskland brode ha hänt här istället. Kanske idioter som dig hade blivit borttagna ifrån genpolen.

Döda dig själv fucking bögjävel.

lol fag

shut up britfag you dont even know what im saying because you will never be a nordic decendant of viking wariors like me.

Go drink tea with your corgi instead.

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I did that last year worked really well

>live in a country in which people openly go on a chinese dog boiling marketplace to ask for a nigger to cuckold him even when there is so much information for sale in some market stalls about the regrets cuckolded cucks have

jag vill bara se min fru ta en stor negerkuk, vad är problemet?

you clearly dont know anything about my country if you think we boil dogs.

Be carefull when crossing the border juan. they might actually kill your ass now.

I can google translate you Jow Forumsack sperg. We're all Germanic anyway I don't know what you're on about, the Angles and Jutes lived in Denmark.

I guess I'm just jealous of the mighty Swedish empire.

hahahah well said goy, you live in the perfect utopian country right?

>we're all germanic
the eternal anglo strikes again, in lust for aryan blood

i was about to say that lol.

Prolly not but it ain't Argentina.

Don't associate me with celt-cucks

>namefag
>anglo
>pink id

Typical britfag poster

oi m8 do yo av a loicens to post ere?

>can't tell the difference between tripgodding and namefagging
>brown ID
>"Swedish"

Typical swede poster there

What an original joke friend! How's being the 10th shittiest country in Latin America treating you?

seems like you have some experience? ^^ xDD

Black dudes are divided into 3 groups:
Thugs
Mega-nerds
Friendliest, outgoing, joking guy you'll meet.

I remember in high school, this one guy Greg was on our school's football team (he went on to win regionals after high school with some team).

I had seen him around all through highschool, but when he was in the same catch-up class as me (I missed 75% of high school XDDDD).
One day, he came up to me, waving his arms up and down and said:
"Guess what movie I am?"
I just said "ahah what? :P"
His response:
>Black Swan

My friend that knew this one black kid from his classes, showed me a laminated card on card-paper. His black friend went through the effort of making a professional card that said 'Official 'Nigger' Pass'.

Anyway, if you want to make black friends, just talk to them about DBZ or Naruto. They fucking love that shit.

your reply makes no sense. All of your " typical things " about swedish poster were made up by your self less than a minute ago

how's the prospect of your cuck government giving the malvinas back to argentina since (((they))) need them for plan andinia but we argies are likeley to find out the jew's plans and get both gassed kikes and the malvinas back out of the deal while you lose them either way

double dubs of truth

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XD lmao that was epic friend! But no i am actually gay :P

I was calling you an immigrant, that was the joke.

What the fuck are you even saying?

Lol gay

thanks ^^ but I never said that you were gay :)) I just thought you were a cuck

>be from Ukraine
>no black people to be friends with

Feelsbadman

The flag is the pr0xy

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>it's a newfag
fucking newfags

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If you really aren't a burger then that's sad. We have a few black people here but not nearly enough black girls, that's what I'm really in it for.

Oh no I haven't heard of some Jow Forums tier conspiratard theory about the jews overtaking Argentina? What a newfag amirite boys?

tell him you have money

Don't do it Sven you have so much to live for

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