>be me
>17
>get to a train station
>the train is delayed for half an hour
>fuckmylife.exe
>suddenly two asian guys appear
>sorry user how to warsaw
>help them
>have a chat as you wait for the train
>an older man approaches
>he has a white bike
>oh mr user you speak so beautiful english
>um, thank you sir
>he tells me that he needs a visa but hes to crappy in english to get it himself and he needs a translator
>i offer the help
>he asks for my number and assures me ill get paid
>call mom and tell her all the story
>she asks about the looks of that guy
>i describe him to her
>she says he is a well known local gay who has a thing for young boys
>tfw a 70yo gay guy hit up on me
ITT gay encounters
Evan White
Luke Bennett
Surprisingly, I've never had a gay encounter because I'm mostly holed up in my room.
Well except for that gay guy who lived in the apartment below mine a few years ago, but just ignored each other.
Also, who quote?
Zachary Cox
Sounds pretty shitty, haven’t something like that but here’s something similar
>be me
>around ah 13
>start growing beard like crazy cuz muh puberty
>start getting more and more bold
>am loudmouth face of school
>get large group of friends
>life is good
>everyone getting gf/bf
>okaysure.jpg
>sitting at lunch with bros and realize I’ve never had anything other than small talk with a gal, and never found any attractive
>realize I might be gay
>realize that for years being a bottom was not the normal hetero thing
>mfw I still don’t know if am gay or not
>mfw I thought a kid at my school looked kind of feminine and I thought of a relationship
>mfw he’s a fuckin tranny, so I’d be straight
Josiah Ross
When I was a kid, I went with my brothers and my mom to town's hall to arrange some papers for a job she was going to apply. While we were waiting for our town there was a trans man who wore a dress. I found it weird but I chose to say nothing because I was aware of his situation but my little brother started laughing. Luckily, nothing happened in the end
Michael Anderson
I’m glad that nothing happened, god knows too many cunts get too sensitive about it.
Cameron Young
Do you masturbate to the thought of fucking women or men? if it the first then you are straight otherwise you are gay. Don't overthink it
Thomas Perry
I suppose you’re right, I guess am not gay.
But I still don’t find women attractive.
Elijah Barnes
One thing that I never understood is that most of them dress or act like clowns and then demand to be respected. If I were gay i would keep it to myself. Nobody needs to know what I am doing in my bed.
Camden Thompson
Your sex drive might be low, you should check it just in case
Ryder Miller
I agree, now I’ve met gays, mostly bi’s and such. But those few who do that shit? They can really fuck off, it’s like the really retarded men and women at some “feminist” marches that dress in vagina costumes and demand respect. Fucking absolute loony.
Jayden Myers
Well shit it might, as a shut in standard NEET shitposter is one to two times a day normal?
Also when I first discovered fapping I was (for some reason) afraid to touch my dick, so I just rubbed it between my thighs, which then later carried on into never looking at normal porn cause it felt wrong, so maybe that’s why, and maybe I just need to watch it more often.
Brandon Richardson
>be gay
Aiden Campbell
There was a gay dude who worked out alk day in my hs, he even autistically asked me about my dick size once
Looking back, he was like a 9/10 desu
Aiden Fisher
Well... I masturbate 1 or 2 times per day too. I think it's Okay. Also don't be afraid about how you touch yourself. For example. I prefer humping my pillow and bed and pretend it's a female body than doing the regular way . Also be careful with the porn, it might become too addictive and give you many weird fetishes
Benjamin Gutierrez
>never looking at normal porn cause it felt wrong, so maybe that’s why, and maybe I just need to watch it more often.
Take it from me, you're not missing out on anything.
Justin Miller
Also I just remembered a person I know who claims he is bi. He probably has aspergers but he's kinda okay as a person.
Ian Wood
Old icelandic lady once kissed me on the cheek, gave me 50 pence and said she'd give me 500 quid one day
pretty sure she was crazy
Jayden Myers
Yup, I agree, and there’s nothing really wrong with masturbation or ways you do it(given few exceptions) but it’s just become a staple for me over time.
I really hope that the guy doesn’t do that shit again, could lead to some REAL trouble.
Well, good to know, also always thought the voices were annoying as shit.
Dylan Jones
What the fuck, you missed your shot! You could have gotten 500 quid easy if you found which wrinkle went deepest
Angel Diaz
she smelled of vodka and had missing teeth
Luke Anderson
>not giving her the d and taking money for it
You missed a chance for some easy cash
Levi Campbell
i was 10
Lincoln Lewis
Makes blowjobs easier, and it means she won’t know whats happening.
James Baker
Nevermind,
Gabriel Cox
It’s even kinkier!
Lucas Allen
>be me
>open Jow Forums
>see OP is being a faggot as usual
Joseph Morris
>I really hope that the guy doesn’t do that shit again, could lead to some REAL trouble.
He's teaching karate or some shit in a nearby town, i'm not in contact with any of the people i knew in hs
I just sometJmes stᴀMk tHem
Hudson Taylor
>I just sometJmes stᴀMk tHem
Okay, there is something seriously wrong with my small text plugin
Nolan Morgan
psst, he's talking about the 70yr old guy who hit on him
Joseph Hernandez
we have enough asians in warsaw user, don't send em here!
Grayson Cooper
sorry man, didnt mean to, they were about to go to poznan after the weekend tho
William Jones
> 17
> go to the beach for a week with a bro
> spend all of our time pretty much getting wasted
> friday evening, head into a bar as usual
> two chicks and a dude come in and start chatting us up
> getting really legendarily drunk together and having fun
> dude starts fucking feeling me up on my ass and dick
> try to get him to fuck off
> go to the bathroom, one of the chicks follows me
> I explain shit to her, she was fucking surprised, thought I was gay
> she decides to take me and my bro back to her appartment and leave the fag behind
> just as we leave the dude grabs me and pushes his fucking tongue down my mouth
> btfo him and the four of us head to the chick's appartment
> drink even more, all of us really fucking wasted
> now suddenly she's coming on to me
> beckons me to follow her to her room
> she pushes me on her bed and we start making out
> me fucking ecstatic the night would have a happy ending
> but I can never fucking catch a break
> girl turns around and heads over to her dresser
> pulls out a MASSIVE fucking bullwhip and smacks it across the floor
> mfw I thought I was going to get ridden like a bull by a chick 7 years older than me
> mfw instead I got fucking blueballed by a closet masochist and I had to bail
> mfw the only action I got was getting molested by a faggot
David Bailey
Well that’s fuckin nasty
Parker Thompson
Parker Young
>walking down the street
>some dude that was standing in front of a shop starts walking and talking with me
>have an alright conversation
>he tells me he'll pay me 200€ to suck dicks
>laugh and tell him it was nice to meet him and goodbye
Fucking gay ass France.
Alexander Watson
it's ok, not like i go out anyway, other than to Biedronka or smth like that
Jeremiah Campbell
Aah, homo thwacking in a group with baseball bats. The Greatest hobby you could ever have.