Prove to me that you're not an NPC

Prove to me that you're not an NPC.

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IF (!ARE YOU A NPC ) RESPONSE = {AM HUMAN}

Checking doubles
Congratulations on your good fortune

I am not an NPC, as I am able to share my thoughts and feelings with other people.

That feel when no girlfriend, am I correct, brothers?

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There are no canned lines on Jow Forums.

You've got a real bounce to your step, I bet you're quite the acrobat.

I'm an engaged normie in a happy relationship, although I do enjoy Jow Forums so I guess that makes me a little less normal. I also have a job and a good relationship with my friends and parents. I'm THE NPC.

I heard that you can press SELECT to look at the island map...
But, I don't understand what they mean by that...

I'm not an incel. Easy.

fuck (not) trump

I think in words. I have an inner monologue. I talk to myself. This is literally the disqualifier from being an NPC. NPC is not the same thing as philosophical zombie. I think therefore I am but you and I cannot prove that you think.

I can't be npc because you're the npc

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DAMN DUDE THAT WAS EPIC MY FELLOW PLAYER CHARACTER XDDDDD THANKS FOR LE GOLD KIND STRANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Hey that's ironic been playing Fallout 1 and just finished the quest to save Tandi.

seething npc

I'm existentially sad and lost.

no

super duper originally of course

We're all NPCs. Brains are just as soulless as computers.

because I really hate niggers

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I sympathetic to the incel cause (to an extent) and a supporter of net neutrality.

I recognize special patterns in nature.

No-no, they're not supposed to be here! Get them!

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I happily go to work each morning, at which I perform the same tasks as everyday. I usually don't approach people, but am happy to talk when spoken to. I never really know what to say though, so we usually end up talking about the same few topics, haha.
Besides all that, I don't really do anything when not being watched.

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I love Donald Trump! MAGA. Lock her up! Lock her up!

Hearing the song 'Africa' on the speakers in any public area sends me into an uncontrollable rage and i have to sit in the bathroom with headphones in to calm myself and tell myself the normies are innocent and just dont understand anything

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Why that song specifically?

Tandi is cute.

I've got your npc right here *whips out dick*

Go Astros!

Because I know that Rudolf Hess did nothing wrong while npc's think HURR DURR HE WAS NAZI KILLED TEH JOOS HE DISURVED LYFE IN PRISUN

Existence is defined by your own consciousness, reality is formed from your own ability to perceive it. The universe itself is a product of the conscious mind, without a perspective in which to view reality, reality effectively does not exist, and never did. Also the official holocaust narrative is an atrocious mathematical impossibility.

I use gentoo linux

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>i'm an npc because I like to be able to actually able to play games
>i like having an updated operating system
>I don't have to spend 50 hours compiling everything from source
>graphics cards don't even work with one of the most popular distros
>linux mint just completely freezes on bootup
>install it on my older laptop
>freezes and screen is constantly tearing and full of scan lines
yeah um okay sweetie

Sorry sweatie, but if you don't value your privacy (because you have nothing interesting to hide) you're an NPC
Also Linux mint is known to be garbage, at least use Lubuntu or something

give me a distro that works out of the box with nvidia cards with minimal configuration I would gladly switch over in a heartbeat.

For desktop or laptop? Desktop is easy, just install some ubuntu version and the drivers using the included tool

Not sure if even have internal dialogue. Also, it actually hurts me to do captchas.

anyone who feel the need to convince people they are not an npc are npc's

Did you know penguins have knees wayyyy up in their body? The more you know

i think the npc memes are cringe

ubuntu or manajaro should do the trick

SHOCKING TRUTH: Reality is a simulation, so we are all NPC's.

I don't have to, OP.

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I'm not an NPC, I went to the (most popular rapper of the week) show this weekend and drank beer out of a funnel.

Then who is PC?

I have inner monologue to the point of giving myself anxiety by letting myself talk all day and come up with shit that I don't like to think about.

IF stInputString="Prove to me that you're not an NPC." THEN
stReplySrtring:= "I'm a real human.";
ELSE
mNormalActivity;
ENDIF