Tfw no friends that are female

ill be your friend opee

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Okay, let's be friends user

not her, but i like those things too. i have other hobbies but theyre granny tier

Tell the granny hobbies plox

Same, what games?
>other hobbies but theyre granny tier
Same! What kind?

I played league of legends. But mostly I play single player games

i would rather not talk about that in public, i have been made fun of for them before

You are on an anonymous Mongolian cooking forum. This is not public.

I only play single games really. Replaying through Dragon's Dogma currently. Are you actively playing anything?
Oh, I understand.

I am playing mount and blade. Is Dragon's Dogma good?

sorry user, if you want to know more we could talk in private. my self esteem is pretty low though

okay, were friends. now what?

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Now we can be friends

Yeah, has a lot of replayability for me due to all the classes and how huge the expansion adds to content. Playing with Warrior-style for once.
I've never played Mount Blade, does it not have any plot? Sounds like it's all up to the players imagination with how they want to interact with the armies. What are you doing in your playthrough?
Sure, I'd like to hear about it if you don't mind. I don't like mocking humor so don't worry about my reaction. You got any contact?

The game has no plot. Right now I am a vassal of the Kingdom of Vaegirs and we are at war with the nords and the rhodoks.

b-but we are already

hmm what do friends do with each other?

i use discord/email but its not a wise idea to post mine out here since ill get random adds or people pretending to be you. do you have any you can give out?

i dont know desu youre my first one.

This is starting to become really complicated

are you even op?

Yes I am op. Are you even you?

My best friend is female and it's hard not thinking about her sexually. But I guess it'd be different if I had had any contact with girls whatsoever apart from her

Are the Vaegirs based on something from real life? Otherwise how did you decide to side with them over the other groups?
namrig292929 at gmail.

I think they are based on russiand. I played them because normally I play as swadia and I wanted to try something new. Every faction has other troops.

im pretty sure. but not completely.
youre so cool and popular op so many people here want to be your friend.

Thanks now let's be friends user

were already fucking friends REE

Right sorry I forgot REEEEEE

im so mad at you
REEEEEE

REEEEE I AM SO MAD AT YOU

what the hell im not the one who FORGOT ABOUT YOU REEEEEEEEE

OH SHIT I AM MAD ABOUT MEREEEEEEEEEE

i deserve a better friend rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEE I DESERVE A FRIEND

Just fuck alreeady

what the HECK i AM YOUR FRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I FORGOT AGAIN REEEEEEEE

tehehehehe

early onset alzheimers desu

I don't want to forget my friends REEEEEEEEEEE

shit i forgot to REEEEEEEEEEE

yeah you better not REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who are you and why are you talking with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>trips
because youre my friend EEEE

>Orbited a girl online for 2 years
>She only used me for money and a shoulder to cry on and friend to carry her in video games

I wasted so much time and money on her. I would always tell her I loved her and wanted to be with her but she would brush it off or tell me that we would talk about it later. She got a bf and I ended all contact with her

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I remember those trips restored my memories you are my friend REEEEEEE

nigger cant you see were having a conversation

That's hot as fuck I wish I was used for money

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>I like anime and video games
This is the "I like eating food and travelling" of Jow Forums.

Why do you NPC-tier people even bother existing if you're going to be exactly like each other? It's redundant.

stop forgetting me or im gonna REEEEEE cry

What else can you do?

Don't cry because I am fREEEEEEEEE from memory loss

Do female friends get mad if you call them niggerfaggots because so far I haven't had any issue with male friends

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Is there any real chance of having sex with female friends? Fembots if a male friend of yours was nice would you have sex? I'M SO DESPERATE

wish i could REEEEE this good

no, give up

It would make me not want to talk to you. Reminds me of those cringy middle class youtubers who are seen as edgy and brave for saying it in a skit.

Let's REEEEEEEEEEE together

Are all your friends just retarded Jow Forums memers?

teach mEEEEEEEEEEEE desu?
fuck these fucking captchas

No, it's just something along the lines of what we toss around without any real feeling behind it. Quite the high vocabulary I know

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You sound obnoxious if you are seriously asking that

I teach you to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE like I do

okay how about this senpai
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Impressive you have the potential to be the best REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER the world has ever seen

how could i ever get better than youREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

With enough training you can become a master at REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing

Would you be my female friend if I paid you? Couple of conditions: You must be hot, send pictures of yourself and facetime me.

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Tell me about you senpai.

What do you want to know about me??

okay, now its not funny anymore
REEEEEE

>implying it was ever funny REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are you a girl first of all. If so then I might pay you to be my friend.

Of course not lole

okay, now its not helping me deal with having no real friends anymore^^****
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. My step parents are rich and doting out of guilt.

When you become a master REEEEEEEEEEEEEEER everyone becomes friends with you

does that means everyone is friends with you

I though we where friends REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck youre right i forgot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Age and if you're a NEET.

What if I'm good looking? Will you trade pics for free? I've been rated 8.5/10 by girls online.

Stop forgetting about me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nigger stop this is pathetic, a girl can get almost anyone she wants

cant help my dEeeegenerative brain disease user

NOOOO don't forget about MEE REEEEEEEEEEE

i dont even know anything about you user reeee

I though we where friends REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I also don't know anything about you REEEEEEEE

No. You sound annoying and arrogant.

Fuck you, I'm desperate and lonely.

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how old are you?
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seriously, this is the biggest turn off ever

I'm not arrogant. I'm just saying what girls have said. They say I'm hot and cute. Every time I meet a girl on here they are surprised by how I look and say that I'm actually really good looking. I won't be annoying. I would just want you to send seductive pics and messages.