Femanons, would it change your life for the better if your body looked like this?

Femanons, would it change your life for the better if your body looked like this?

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Honestly? I don't want it. Don't want the attention that comes with it or the shallowness. Sorry

it'd be cuter if you did have the body but still didn't want the attention and the shallowness
that's one of my heart fetishes

It's ugly when you've reached a certain intellectual point too.

pedo faggots don't answer
you are perverted anyway

coping mechanism firing at 100% steam

No, my face is still ugly and I'd still be mental. My body is the least of my problems, as chub and imperfect as it is I know it's perfectly attractive to many.

No it wouldnt fix my ugly face

Yeah for sure, but I could probably get close with a lot of work. Just too lazy to do it. If I lost weight and got breast implants and focused heavily on training my ass I could do that. I would only look good from the neck down though no matter what, what would really help is if I had a qt face.

Yes. Give me the old guys preying over my nice body in exchange for gifts and money instead of these ten hour shifts on the weekend at a garbage restuarant so i can afford to buy cheap liqour and beans to survive

god id do anything to be attractive. theyve got it so easy it fucking enrages me. Not even for taking advantage of shallow men, you just get treated like a regular person which is more than you could ever want.

My friends sister just shows her face for 5 hours a day and strangers just send her loads of gifts and money and i just cant wrap my head around it

>would my life improve if i was a fat whore
Nah.

I would love it but I would have to get a gun or something
Also I would make moneyz camming

I was just joshin anyway
Thanks for wishing me luck though

The kind of pussy you get is literally a reflection of how much value you are to society.

>Also I would make moneyz camming
Do all attractive women become whores

so i'm worthless
it checks out

lmao stay salty fatass

Yep, that's the idea, that's why people call you a loser(worst of the worst) if you're not getting pussy.

I feel this too. "Hot" girls disgust me. I'm more into cute thick ones with bellies but they're not too common either in the real world
>Tfw no short chubby emo gf

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Well, the gene pool did not 'gift' me with it.
Cope.
It is an anonymous comment, what is there to hide?
I just want a quiet cabin in the woods. Those material things do not interest me.

>Well, the gene pool did not 'gift' me with it.
it's ok user, i'm sure you're still good the way you are

>Fat
I found the skeleton. How does it feel knowing Chad will never fuck your zombie ass?

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What's wrong with being sexual? I think most people would if they had that chance. I'm still pretty monogamus untill normies and disgusting incels disappear and std's too, then I'll become a huge whore

You should only be sexual with the one you love

>Hot" girls disgust me
I wouldn't say they disgust me, more like intimidate me beyond the ability for me to talk to them or connect to them. My favorites are tall, lanky skellingtons with androgynous sense of style and personality, if such a girl was interested in me I'd marry her on the spot.

>implying attractive women are always 100% shallow

keeeeeeeep on projecting there gremlin.

generically "hot" girls just look average to me, and a lot of girls people say are "average" are really cute to me
maybe i'm broken or some shit

Please stop, OP. You're making me sad realizing I'm a fat weeb virgin manchild who won't date a girl with a body like this.

I guess I could vastly improve my body by working out, though some things aren't fixable. But I've recently become more comfortable in myself. That body likely wouldn't benefit me too much given that all I do is work and sit at home. Although my body can't be that bad because an artist drew me recently. I'm a lot happier accepting my flaws and not obsessing over it.

If I had this body my life would be a night and day difference.

>people would actually want to be my friend
>people would actually want to hang out with me and share moments in life with me
>people would actually pay attention to me when I said something
>guys would treat me better and would want to be a good boyfriend to me, instead of a boyfriend who settled for me but deep down wants someone like this body
>i would have better relationships at work because coworkers would approach me and want to invite me
>i could look nice regardless of what clothes I wear so I wouldnt be spending so much money trying to look cute or fashionable with my stick body
>people would respect me and not take me as a joke

Thats clearly not what shes implying, brainlet. The point is that turbostacies never make real connections because people only worship them for what they want to do to them

I have a body like that except smaller tits and thicker thighs but it won't help because my face is ugly

>my face is ugly
unless you have a deformity it's probably not
try different makeup/ hairstyles and shit.
also thick thighs rule

>Tfw redpilled monk gf

Stay pure, user. Find that cabin in the woods and stay golden.

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Thick thighs are amazing and make up for any kind of ugly face. I'd totally talk to you

>I'd totally talk to you

If you got a disc you could join me bfs group and we'll chat and shit lol

what body type is that? shes fucking hot

Sorry, I don't do well in groups.

>me bf
>wont help because my face is ugly

clearly you have it better than you give credit for

>Spic
>Chubby
>Wears Converse unironically
Are you sure?

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>join me bfs group

what did she mean by this?

it's clearly a subtle way of shooting that user down

>sorry i wouldnt fuck you, you are wearing shoes i dont like.
what a cope

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This is me. I find myself always being attracted to "unique" looking girls. Whatever that means. I've been very smitten with some girls who were considered kinda weird looking by my peers.

And this thread makes me sad, my gf is so insanely insecure. She doesn't like going outside or watching TV because of all the *attractive* women. To me she is a literal 10/10. And it is bothersome because I let her know that, I tell her she is beautiful, pretty, cute, sexy blah blah and it is sincere and from the bottom of my heart but she really doesn't believe me. I can just see it in her face if we are ever out and about and bump into what she thinks is an objectively hotter than her girl. The thought of me being more physically attracted to another female bothers her so much and I just don't know how to get it into her head that there is no one on earth that I am more attracted to. We have been together for a few years now and everything about her is basically like, comfort food for my eyes.... And I've made the mistake of telling her that, she thinks I've brainwashed myself to be attracted to her just because we are in love and I'm used to her. How the heck do i convince her I'm being honest about this?

Self esteem is a bitch to conquer, I don't really know how to make her believe you. Just keep on making sure you find her attractive.
You sound like a good person

>you have a 10/10 body....but you're a spic
mexican women are very fertile
also nice cope

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Is this the ultimate cope?

Converse are the female retard shoes. They're the equivalent of dad shoes on men.
>Probably smells like shit
>Cope

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I find that type of body gross, and what's even more gross is the men who find it attractive. I've had a similar shape for most of my life and been sexualized ever since I reached puberty. It's not cute or sexy you fucking psychos Sticc is best.

Dont TELL me what to like.

this is pretty big bait
like yuge bait
the yugest bait

Her ass is too big and she has chunlee thighs. Only blacks would want her and no one wants to date black people. 10/10 tits though would love to have.

I'm white and I would want her but post a body that you'd like to have.

>probably smells like shit
thats a Jow Forums moment for you right there not because its retarded in its own right but because you probably have never been near a group of Mexicans to know what they smell like
they usually smell like corn or some heavy detergent that for whatever reason they really like using fabuloso
still coping btw

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>sticc is best
>im stick
>that means im the best
retard lmao

femoid defense mechanism in action

The entire internet has come to this conclusion like earlier this year. Hispanic girls are the best smelling and tasting people on earth. It has been agreed upon.

Literally everything would change for the better. I am in constant agony all the time not just because of my wretched, disgusting, pallid fucking skeleton body with nominal secondary sexual characteristics, but that I have to walk around every single day in the shadow of women that look like your picture. I am filled with profound shame and rage and jealousy looking at them. Their wide hips and tanned skin and perfect, full, gravity defying tits and round, squishy butts. I feel like some fucking corpse resurrected in a gross mockery of their appearance. I have NONE of it. I'm so fucking flat and small and rail fucking thin with curly hair that never grows right. They get FUCKING EVERYTHING. It's not enough that they're gorgeous, men give them everything. They get attention and love and I just wallow in a fucking corner thinking about prime suicide ages. I've NEVER been viewed sexually, I'm a crypt keeper that exists for this fucking whores and their boytoys to laugh at.

Just the thought of having a body like that kills me. The though of having something to grip and hold on to and tease with. I get tears thinking about it and what I actually have. I'm barely a woman, how can I even be the same species as something that looks like that? Why can't I have that? Why can't I be sexy? I'm a fucking ghoul that probably couldn't carry a baby to term. I literally dreamed the other night of being pregnant and sitting on a porch in summer, and I wake up and feel my washboard chest and I just curled up and fucking cried into my pillow.

IT'S NOT FAIR. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME PLEASE FUCKING GOD OR JUST KILL ME I WANT TO BE PRETTY SO FUCKING BAD.

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Think on the bright side, you're not fat.
You can still be pretty while being skinny too

if you think this is fat I feel really bad for you

Jesus christ. I knew a girl with the same features as you (athletic and rode horses, no tits or ass) and she had two boyfriends and always turned me down. Literally go outside and ask someone to date you and they will.

These threads are fucking stupid.
>would your life be better if you were more attractive
Yes, it would. Studies have shown time and time again that attractive people get treated better and get better opportunities in life.

I want to be your friend, femanon. Add me on Discord cheesyfingers#9668

I'M GONNA FUCK YOU AND SLAP YOUR ASS

no cause im anorexic loltbqh1

That is uniroinically my dream body, and it's not even impossible. I'm just fat, not super mega obese but not just chubby either. I'd rather be a skeleton than this. I'm miserable and hate myself

>the amount of assblasted skellies itt
LMAO

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no ofc not, I look better

Yeah, i would like to have that body but with a flat chest. MAYBE thicker/more muscular legs and maybe slightly broader hips but it's hard to tell from that pic. it would make my clothes look really good.

No. My body is better than that.

2 questions: how much better? Where are you?

also a grill
please tell me how to get a good body, mine is ugly

you still live life on easy mode
you're just upset because you can't get a 10/10 gigachad

There have been no female posts ITT thus far.
You will have more actual females in any given thread in tranny cafe than this shitpile.

All the lurking women would kill a virgin to have a body as mediocre as pic related.

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If I put the tiniest bit of effort into my ass I'd be there. But I'm lazy as fuck

that's not a mediocre body, that's a really good body. I prefer flat chests but she has a tiny waist.

>Tfw no socially anxious qt sticc gf to warm and protect during winter

Those sunburns dont worth it.

FIne, there are some that would kill an incel to have a body like pic related.
Happy now?

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>MAYBE thicker/more muscular legs and maybe slightly broader hips
I like your ideals, femanon.

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that's a really good body too, better than the first one
I wish my body was slim and ladylike

can you imagine how hot thick legs and ass would look in steel-toe boots & heavy wool socks?

My last gf was most of those

i miss her but you won't hear me telling that to anyone

Years of you not getting attention made you think like that. But if you were born with that body, you'd definitely love the attention.

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Let the femcels rationalize how "they look better" than the OP pic or how they "wouldn't want cow tits" and that inane bullshit.

Every single one of them would snort glass just to have a pink innie pussy instead of their disgusting roastie meatflaps.

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This body type is shit and worse than both the first you posted(by a mile) and OP's(by 10 light years).

And really it's only fat uglies who'd kill for that body. All real women want the body in the OP since that's peak sexual appeal.

And I'm pretty sure that girl is no older than 16,

I think I would straight up kill myself if I looked like that. God, that shit is nightmare fuel, this body type is conventionally attractive but a 1/10 to me.

>no older than 16
>r/gonewild is apparently jailbait
How delusional are you?

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I hope this is just a robot larping. Would be pretty sad to want an inferior body just to avoid other people thinking you look good.