How do you feel about girls with big milkers but no butt?

either you're baiting or you should kill yourself

Nah, not baiting.

I like my GF, of course, but she's not listening to me. I keep telling her to do squats but she won't do it. So if she's not gonna gimme the booty, I'm gonna take it from elsewhere.

Big tits and small ass is okay, but do you have a big belly?

that's fucked up user
you're mean

How's it mean if she'll never find out?

it's a shitty thing to do to someone who loves you

Just post them already femanon, you've already proven you want the validation of faceless e-men. Or post your discord if you need a more elaborate ritual before being validated.

i really dont give a fuck about either of these things. i like big boobs, big asses, small boobs, small asses, no boobs, no asses. i swear to god specific standards are a female thing that men adopted for some reason. i've seen women look good with pretty much any body type other than anorexic or obese

We haven't been together long enough for her to love me ;-)

virgin detected
even the most beautiful girls look ugly up close

if she's your gf then obviously she has feelings for you
i guess an unfeeling bastard wouldn't understand that

I have feelings for her, too, but my body has needs as well.

i had a big crush on one long time ago in high school, but now i'd really rather she had no ass and flat chest

Why get with her in the first place, then? Clearly if you're not satisfied you shouldn't be with her at all.

Your body doesn't have a "need" for big asses, it's a preference
If you are willing to cheat on her then you don't have real romantic feelings and she deserves better than you

you don't deserve a faithful gf, you monkey brained cheating trash

This is the true measure of a woman

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>beautiful girls look ugly
Uh huh, keep telling yourself that. Just because you fucked some ugly ass bitch doesnt mean rest of us has to feel sorry about it.

you all seem upset

I am
Cheaters are genuine scum. If you don't want an actual relationship, then why get into one in the first place?

t. butt-blasted femanons angry that chad is outfoxing them

you can gain tits by just getting a bit fatter though

I'm a dude, cheaters are scum no matter the gender

>mfw triple dubs of truth

if you get me pregnant i'll have a big belly for 3-6 months

>actually defending Chad

I hate what this board has become

i want chubby gf with soft milkers

>How do you feel about

close eyes and just fumble and feel.
fat asses are just obese ugly ho's meme by niggers who ca't get a nice toned lady.
theres nothing pleasant or desirable about huge ass.

>theres nothing pleasant or desirable about huge ass.
yeah maybe if you're a literal faggot

face>hips/butt>chest

Skinny-ish with a small bust and wide hips and ass is best bodytype. Ages the best as well

Are you a virgin? Where do you live?

Only niggers/other low iq subhuman variants prefer ass over tits
Small butts are still cute

Depends how wide your hips are. My ideal body type is flat chest/big ass, I'd prefer flat chest/flat ass over milkers too desu. Face is still most important at the end of the day

Fucked one last night felt good man

>but i will still stick a straw up your ass and suck out your liquid diarrhea shit
Why are ass-fags so disgusting?

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Disgustin, sorry. An ass is a must.

Sorry, I'd go with the other way around, I need dat ass. At least you can always get an ass through working out.

>all these assfags
stupid niggers. Milkies is supreme

Dubs of truth. Big knockers are truly more patrician.

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Sign me up, boobs are my favorite.

Literal perfection. I hate girls with big asses. It just looks abnormal and degenerate. disproportionate as well. A shaply but is desireable, but a large ass just looks unhealthy and will look awful once they reach 30.

le epic fembot meme has arrived.
if roles were reversed you'd be praising the thot for banging someone worth a damn and letting a robot deal with it

Slit your wrists and die, cunt

Ohohohohoh, divine trips

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le "i have to be edgy and contrarian" meme, you mean. No one praises sluts for cheating, and neither should Chad be praised either.

>"no one praises sluts for cheating"
reddit.com/r/stupidslutsclub

If fetish subreddits were valid proof, you could prove just about anything.

why the fuck do people bitch about slut shaming and then, with the same fucking breath, make fun of virgins

Get the fuck off my board, roast bitch.

Because that's mostly just tumblr feminists.

And I'm not a roast, nor am I female. YOU get the fuck off my board, redditfag.

I just want a big tiddee gf bros. Why is it so hard?

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If that's the case, Im sorry I attacked you, but you can't really defend women in these circumstances. Yeah, what the dude did was fucked, but women have done thousands of times worse and do so thousands of times more often. They've reaped what they'll fucking sow.

Figure this shit out or end up getting hurt worse than this cunt will

The best things in life are hard to get, my friend.

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Is called social exchange theory CL>O>CLalt. His relationship is unsatisfying and stable. In other words everything around me him suck and doesn't like this gf all that much, but she's the best thing around. Every other girl is a 3 and is gf is a 4, but needs at least a 5 to be satisfied.

Because they were shortchanged. Although it's not cool to cheat they get free sex in their "relationship" .

can i get you pregnant then