>tfw younger sister is the perfect goth gf
>borrows my music equipment and vhs/cassette stuff all the time cause I'm too neet to do anything
>likes classic movies and avidly reads
>not a whore
>birthday is around halloween and she's had her birthday at the graveyard since she was seven
Fucking god is taunting me
Tfw younger sister is the perfect goth gf
Jason Diaz
Nathaniel Evans
Why don't you fuck her? She sounds like an ideal gf
Jaxon Phillips
Love her, don't try to fuck her
William Foster
I'll take her off your hands user, no problem. How old is she?
Liam Martinez
>she's had her birthday at the graveyard since she was seven
hey op where you at? i'm gonna turn your sister into a lesbian
Joseph Baker
Lifes not like the chinese cartoons and I'm a worthless neet who has been decaying for years while she's going to an out of state university this year for forestry
No
Brody Ramirez
Nah goth girls are irreparably damaged mentally, they are going to feel love and begging to be cured by some good fuck
Jordan Thomas
If you love her as a sister, try to do something nice for her before she leaves
Justin Gray
thats a bit of an exaggeration I guess, most years its been there but there was one at an apple orchard and another at an animal shelter
Leo Lewis
goth girls are most likely in a phase that they usually grow out of, it's when they get to suicidegirl levels that they become irreparably damaged goods.
Jaxson Flores
Oh for the old days when Goth was innocent, before it involved tattoos and piercings.
Luke Adams
hey! someone who has had a real life experience and doesnt fetishize something he knows nothing of!
Kevin Russell
In college I was friends with a beautiful goth girl that looked a lot like Morticia from the original Adams Family tv show. She was thinner but very strikingly beautiful and a gentle soul. I was so in love with another girl that I was blind to the very real chance I had with this girl. And worse, I hurt her feelings foolishly and never apologized. Alexandra I'm sorry.
Noah Sanders
user, assuming the age difference isn't too great between you and your little sister you should ask her to introduce her friends to you. Tell her that you are looking for romance and that there is probably nothing more meaningful she could do for you in your life than introducing you to nice women, goth or otherwise.
Noah Scott
Its impossible at this point, shes 10 years younger than me and ill be 29 before the year is out
David Fisher
Granted, ten years is a bit of a stretch but impossible, no. A twenty year old college girl dating a thirty year old guy that hopefully doesn't look like the Wojak you posted isn't necessarily that icky. And by the way, if you do have a beard, shave it off for god sakes. It will repel far more women than it attracts.
Nathaniel Gray
This is the only question that matters OP, how tall are you? If you are five ten or more then you can fix almost anything else. And thirty is not over, not by a long shot. Now get off your ass and get back in the game.
Brody Roberts
I don't have a beard but I look about as hopeless
Somewhere between 5'9 and 5'10. Lately it already feels like the end
Luis Sanchez
My little sister is a basic thot. It was such a frustrating period of my life to watch her turn from a loving little sister to a raging bitch of an uninteresting whore with no passions. She turns 17 in a few weeks. I'll probably send her a Starbucks or Target gift card or something.
Juan Peterson
i also know an alexandria who looks like this. you go to the u of a?
Logan Thompson
No my friend. Mine was a long time ago.
Robert Gutierrez
the fuck are you talking about retard it was always about tattoos and piercings and hairdye and shit you dumb shiteater
Charles Ramirez
i mean, you could honestly try for the incest route. she might have feelings for you
Asher Reed
No I'm a degen but not enough to act on an urge like that
Colton Barnes
You must be a child as well as stupid