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what do you guys get up to with your days?

ive been watching prison break and eating cookies.

life on benefits is so easy, free money, free food, free housing.. what could be better?

i figured it out and i get over 300 a month in savings for doing nothing (thats after i've spent money on food and weed)

how do wageslaves even cope? i have a friend who works 40 hours a week and still has less than 200 in savings a month. how pathetic.

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Im going fucking insane thats what im up to

how 2 git disability pls

Should I just drop out off uni and become a neet?

>what do you guys get up to
Penis mutilation porn.

whats up, user? still feeling like its your duty to actually do something with your life? we all die in the end, why not live life on easymode?

just get put in a mental facility and then get support workers to help you. simple.

depends on whether or not you want to conform to society or not. i'd recommend finishing your course and then becoming neet. so many people drop out of college and become neets, if you finish college you've always got a backup incase you give up on giving up.

>how do wageslaves even cope?
they fell for the work meme hahaha
I used to slave myself.
NEET life is great, just wish I could enjoy it but im too mantally ill

that doesnt sound too fun... would you ever do that to yourself?

its not about the fucking duty its not right in my head I cant live like this it just fucking goes and never stops

Get a job you massive faggot

What gets me carted into the loony house nowadays?

ive slaved too, just sent me further down the rabbit hole. after a short stay in a mental facility i now have free money from the government. i just spend my time living comfy.

you sound like your brains still falling for the work meme...

why on earth would i do that? ive got money and thats what you work for? right? are you still falling for the wageslave life?

many things, threatening someone and saying the voices told you to works

I let my delusional worries get to me and was acting a spaz then ended up moving from my dads small condo back in with my mother. I made a mistake guys..

What had you done to get committed?

Listen you fucking faggot I dont think about work I dont think about people I dont go outside you dont know anything at all

can you not just move back in with your dad? surely he'd let you?

i had paranoid delusions and ended up lashing out at family, they had me sectioned

ruh-roh, does little wanna-be-wageslave still think he needs to do something with his life? still not accepted that life on easymode is the best life?

Try insisting you're being gangstalked, and get sufficiently aggressive about it.

this, just act as erratic as possible and someone will call 999

No, it's probably a fetish that can only be enjoyed when it's a fantasy.

something tells me you already know how hard it is but it gets so much harder just fucking wait it makes me so happy knowing what is waiting for you and no amount of smugness is saving you

Lately I've had the house for myself in the mornings and early afternoon so I take the opportunity to start every day off with a fap.

After that it's feeding time and then Youtube videos or video games and then I end the day with an episode of anime.

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ive been doing this for years, buddy. whenever i start to feel shit i take a free class at college or volunteer with animals. its great knowing i dont HAVE to do anything, but i can do things if i want too

that sounds fun, user. whatyou watching at the moment? i'm watching pokemon and my hero acadamia

Finished up EP2 of Release the Spyce yesterday so now I'm doing some vampire show I forgot the name off. Tonari no Kyuuketsusan or something like that I think.

I cant get neetbux and am literally on the verge of depression because I cant get a job. How the fuck do I make my neet life something productive while i apply?

whats release the spyce like? never heard of it

why can you get neetbux? its literally so easy user. but if you really want to do something productive, take an online course on something.

Parents earn too much and I live at home. Australian neetbux are harder to get. I have no money for online courses and already have a Bachelors and dont wanna add to my debt. I volunteer but I have to scab money for fuel to even get there.

that sucks user. i hope the job hunt works for you

I dont hold my breath. I graduated almost a year ago, and cant get a job doing even the most menial shit. I wonder if I should kill myself sometimes because I just dont see an end to the tunnel.

be disabled

im sure it'll all work out in the end user. just keep on pushing yourself until your jew masters get some shekels out of you

>what do you guys get up to with your days?

extreme loneliness, slowly killing myself with prescription drugs, dxm, and self harm

switching majors mid semester and going to drop all my classes until January.
The big think is to either get a job and buy things or live off neetbux until next year.

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The plot's somewhat confusing, but basically it's a bunch of high school girls who get superpowers by consuming a pill and go fight crime at night like batman or superman.

>after a short stay in a mental facility i now have free money from the government.
im already on NEETbux and will be on disability soon I hope.
how did you get put in mental place?
I read your reply but what did you do specifically?

My mum is threatening to get me commited, I told her today a bunch of crazy shit when I was drunk as well.

lately I've been working my way through youtube, finding live vlogs etc to put on as background entertainment.

I go for 2 long walks a day (morning and night) and it just started snowing here. Practicing guitar and studying for things.

Now with weed being legalized here I don't know if my morning walks will consist of a joint now who knows but I have a few options close by

>are you still falling for the wageslave life?

I'm a salary cuck. I did however fall for the coffee meme as a result of being s salary cuck. Not sure if feels good or bad

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shit user, hope it gets better soon

sounds pretty chill, might give it a go

i thought i was the next coming of christ and tried to hang myself to get to heaven. dad stopped me and i ended up having a fight with him while he was trying to bring me inside

you sound like youre having a good time with neet life. im glad im not the only one

i go for weed walks every day but its still illegal here.

that sucks man. what job do you do?

Work in Private pensions. Paid well enough and good benefit. The job is chill enough, and good people around including management so can't really complain.

im glad youre alright with it. i could never really see myself as the wageslaving type

That's thing. I'm not a wagecuck. I'm still a cuck but I think this meme is that wagecucks get it the worse. Literally only get paid for what you do and it's like 10 dollars an hour or something.

I've been depressed and mostly unable to get out of bed unless the hunger gets too painful to withstand.

i hope you feel better soon user. i know neetdom can get lonely sometimes but its better than shilling your life for the corporate jews

if you work, you're a wagecuck

i have been thinking im connected to the internet and actually posting on Jow Forums and discord remotely from my bed with my eyes shut.

I fear im heading the same way, I want to be with my Waifu when I die.

i was genuinely like this too. i had delusions about being able to control what happened on tv with my mind. it was weird.

I get money from my mom to go to the store but I actually do that and get weed. Feels good man.

Learning stuff. Learning how to draw and doing a lot more code work. Getting into documentaries. Also trying out cooking. This winter im planning on doing ice fishing as theres a very good lake that ive seen people go to.
>tfw being a neet is the best thing ever
>tfw no benefits or mommy and daddy money and live on my own

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used to do this when i was at college, feels alot better now that the government pay for my weed. god i love benefits.

how do you survive without money from benefits or your parents? are you a richfag?

Ive made a lot of flash games in the far past while i was in high school as a hobby and made a larger steam game that wasnt successful, but still earned me 150k over a year time. They all earn me a couple thousand every month now. Not rich, but by saving a bit i can do nothing right now and live for a long, long time. Also not American so it helps.

>flash games in the past
FGL NIGGA???
I loved that period. Earned a lot as well but never did steam stuff. Good job user. Ever tried mobile? Its what im working on to earn money some games and apps.

What kind of steam game? You have my dream life but my games never made any money.

>FGL
yup
>mobile
I keep thinking about it but never tried it. Looks like a hard market to get into. I prefer to do twitter bait stuff with cute art and push it on steam. I just want my next game to be better as the previous one turned out horrible in the end and got burned out too fast. But it was a good time with early access and survival crafting themes.

what games, i wanna give them a look

>tfw burger
>tfw no NEETbux
fuck everyone that votes republican

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How the fuck do I get neetbux if I don't have any disability?

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hahaha sucks for you burgerboy. are you a wagecuck too?

pretend you have a mental condition

if you livei n australia you just say you cant find a job

Just waiting next year to commit suicide.

But also RDR2 in a week.

How does one even do that?
Pretty sure you have like a weekly quota of job applications to send out in order to get on welfare where I live, which sounds like a really shitty poor paying job in itself.

Insist you're being gangstalked. Attempt to convince others your mind and actions are being remotely controlled. Be sufficiently aggressive about it.

what does gangstalk even mean?

>Pretty sure you have like a weekly quota of job applications to send out in order to get on welfare where I live, which sounds like a really shitty poor paying job in itself.
when I dont have medical note to exempt me from looking for work I do this.
its easy man if your deemed disabled on the system.
I just apply to 12 jobs like a month I know I wont get.
email that I did it and what jobs.

im fast at it, it takes like literally 10 minuets to do.

dont tell him to fake mental illness, im actually mentally il land because fake fags its hard for me to get on disability money

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In theory, bunch of people driving somebody crazy on purpose. In practice, schizophrenia.