>wanna bake cinnamon rolls
>get to the part where you press a spoon into the seal of the can to open it
>even though I've done this a million times it still makes me jump when the can opens unexpectedly which is every time
what's the matter with me
Wanna bake cinnamon rolls
Aiden Cooper
Gabriel James
my ex used to make me open the biscuit cans because she was scared of it. i thought it was cute and endearing desu
Jaxson Harris
spoons are a meme. it's easier and less scary if you twist it apart with your hands. you can compress it while doing so to reduce the noise of the pop too. good luck in your future biscuit-popping endeavors OP
Daniel Price
So I looked this biscuit can thing up and Americans apparently can buy ready-to-use canned dough in stores. Now the question is why would anyone do that instead of spending like half an hour making the dough yourself exactly how you want it? Do you barbarians have canned cinnamon filling too? I can only imagine all the cancer-giving preservatives and chemicals that poor dough had to go through before being put into a lonesome prison can.
Matthew Adams
Literally the best things. The biscuits are fucking glorious, and so god damn easy to use. I cannot stress how amazing canned biscuits are.
Adrian Sanders
>The biscuits are fucking glorious, and so god damn easy to use. I cannot stress how amazing canned biscuits are.
this, but unironically
Zachary Flores
All hail our Pillsbury Overlord, cuck.
Jaxson Clark
enjoy cleaning your mess of flour and baking powder. meanwhile i've finished my biscuits while you're still preheating the oven.
Hunter Adams
B U T T E R M I L K
B I S C U I T S
Jaxson Gutierrez
Fug. You just made me miss my gf :( the only person who has ever loved me. Colon cancer stole her from me. She would actual start shaking when trying to open bisquits. I would be an asshole and scream when it popped and act like it injured me. She would scream in terror each time. She was so scared of so many things and I would prank her too much. To the point of tears sometimes. I feel terrible about it now and wish I could apologize to her right now. Fuck this earth
Hunter Price
I think you only get colon cancer from taking a lot of anal though, so I guess you (or some other guy) lucked out in that regard. High five.
Easton Parker
>not making it from scratch
Jace Mitchell
goddamnit this thread is making me want fucking biscuits and gravy. welp, time to go to huddle house.
Gavin Russell
There are lots of ways for colon cancer to happen. Every female in her family had breast cancer pretty much. They have a curse. We didn't do real anal, but we would finger her butt often. She was only 23 when she passed away. I don't even know why I'm talking about this, I've made sure to never bring her up on Jow Forums because the comments can be too cruel and the trauma is real. Goddamn bisquit thread.
Jose Perez
Do you have any qt pics of her? Let the healing process begin, friendo.
Cooper Sanchez
this thread is the cutest thing i have ever seen.
Bentley Martinez
Nothing is as kawaii as user's dead GF.
Ethan Clark
i'm here at huddle house. AMA
Wyatt Fisher
shoulda went to waffle house
Nathan Evans
i don't have one of those here, friend. gotta go with what's available.
Jonathan Williams
Did the waitress call you sweetie?
Christopher Bailey
i did not. but i can if it makes you happy. she has decent tits.
Jackson Watson
oh damn. i just realized i read that wrong. she did not.
Jackson Diaz
>it's already getting to be that time of the year again
Josiah Reyes
>and I'll be alone on christmas again
Evan Jones
>I made sure to never bring her up on Jow Forums
>btw i fingered her butthole
sorry for your loss user
Matthew Bell
>spoon
Just use your thumb faggot
Luis Nelson
how were the biscuits and gravy user?