Why do girls like vampires so much?

Why do girls like vampires so much?

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It's tragic romance, not that difficult to understand

>guy who kills average guys for food like you unwrap a burger, is all suave and confident but acts like a wild animal when enraged, can make her stay eternal young and sexy and control her behavior with with one gaze in her eye
>usually played by chaddiest actor that the industry can find this season

Gee you tell me, I have no idea.

It's actually kind of funny if you think about women being under an evil vampire's spell in legend. They made real women fall under the spell of fictional vampires by softening them up and having them played by a Chad.
I think the "immortal, undying love" aspect is what appeals to them about nuvampires.

>I think the "immortal, undying love" aspect is what appeals to them
Sort of funny when you think which gender is initiating most divorces or ends of relationships.

Sexual predator theme

This user gets it
>tfw no mommy vampire gf

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>literally wants the same thing as women
When did you realize the reason you hate women is because you want to be them?

Because they like playing the victim as well as the idea of being desired for their body.

An innocent, well-meaning, and attractive young woman encounters a male who's a bit of a monster.

And the monster is one of 5 types of classic male monsters:

1. Vampire
2. Werewolf
3. Billionaire
4. Pirate
5. Surgeon

Now that's very interesting because, well first of all there's a dominance thing. There's predatory dominance that's implicit that. With the billionaire it's more abstract but clearly that's an indication of very high success in the male dominance hierarchy. So, but there is this desire for aggression. And it's not surprising to me at all it makes perfect sense.

But the basic plot is that the woman encounters this mysterious and aggressive male, and tames him.

That's the female hero myth. It's beauty and the beast.

There's no fun in taming someone who's already tamed. And what makes you think you'd want someone who's tamed anyways? There's no interest in that. Plus, when chaos manifests itself, what makes you think that someone tamed is gonna be good for anything? And it's a real question, so, that aggression is absolutely vital it's absolutely necessary, BUT because it's incredibly dangerous, which of course it is, it has to be civilized. So what happens is the archetypal female in these pornographic romances seduces and tames the aggressive male.

And that's her encounter with chaos.

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>mysterious
>dominant
>confident
>dangerous
>usually wealthy since alive forever
All attributes females find attractive.

women idolize retarded fantasy concepts and identify with witches all while and writing fanfiction dealing with vampires in the midst of making nsfw deviantier commissions of wolves/wolfboys

>usually wealthy since alive forever
You know, I could probably be alive for an eternity and I'd still be poor. It doesn't help that all I want to do is jerk off to hentai and sleep, though.

They usual handwave it as already having started out as mortal nobility or longterm investments that pay offs
And that author-signed doujin you got at the con could suddenly be worth 10 mio.in 500 years.
You might have trouble selling it with those cumstains though.

>You might have trouble selling it with those cumstains though.
Yeah, right. They'll be paying extra for that, mark my words.

That manhwa sucked

>buy something desirable every year
>do this every day
>sell in X years
>sell 1 item each day and buy 1 more item each day
>shit ton of money

Do that and cut into my busy schedule masturbation, sleeping, and not leaving the house? Get the fuck out of here.
More likely, I'd probably go mooch off of the descendants of my siblings for as long as possible. When I eventually run out of options and none will take me in, I'd stake myself in the heart and end it.

Funny enough a hiki-vampire could be relatively difficult to do, unless you are okay with feeding on the pizzaboy every damn day.

also
>not doing the heartrending "watching my final sunrise" spiel
You suck at this whole romantic tragedy thing, being a werewolf might be more up your alley.

I actually feel like mummy is probably the best match for me, so long as my tomb has wifi.

>stick more used tissues on yourself everyday until you are the size of gojira-mummy
Idea holds some merit, carry on.

>not calling my hypothetical form a "cummy"
Not remotely based nor redpilled.

Can't imagine that one looking too good on a movieposter, there might be misunderstandings from the target audience.

Rated G.

Dunno but I want a qt vamp wife myself.

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It's the ultimate sexual fantasy for women and they tend to be based on this ultra-Chad.

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why wouldn't they??
They're extremely attractive most the time. They live forever so they have plenty of time to build up money.
They're extremely strong with magical powers.
They have a reason to literally NEED to abuse them so the abuse is very justified(needs to drink their blood).
Super power of seduction.
Party people too.

I doubt a woman would be sexually attracted to Kibski nosferatu vs new vampires

>completely missing the point
What he was getting at is that traditional vampires seduce women and put them under their spell, but are disgusting, repulsive, and evil. Nuvampires are able to attract not only fictional women, but also real women who are watching the films. It's funny that nuvampires have the ability to put actual women under their spell like that.

id rather be one. i assume their health is pretty good since super fast regeneration

> tfw fembot
> tfw cannot become a vampiress and corrupt cute girls
Why live if you can't unlive?