>been letting out rancid farts all day
>no sign of stopping
Been letting out rancid farts all day
Gabriel Foster
Carter Reed
quality thread, originigger
Noah Allen
I love when this happens. Everyone really does love their own brand.
Adam James
What's your brand like?
Henry Powell
>just let out another one
>it's like opening pre-packed chicken after it's gone off
John Allen
have you been eating a lot of protein? i've been eating a shit ton of protein lately and it's causing me to have absolutely putrid farts
Colton King
I have not, actually. I've been having a normal diet. It's just today for some reason my gut is in overdrive.
Christian Martin
A completely rotten, foul, bitterly sour slap in the face. When I get a really good streak going, it's like your nasal cavity is bathed in vinegar while you inhale fresh diarrhea after taco night.
Parker Ward
>A completely rotten, foul, bitterly sour slap in the face. When I get a really good streak going, it's like your nasal cavity is bathed in vinegar while you inhale fresh diarrhea after taco night.
That sounds potent. Lucky man.
Jacob Lewis
You don't know the half of it. Sometimes I'll tune my diet to optimize it, then share it with the world.
>eat a bunch of broccoli, beef, eggs, milk
>upgrade unlocked: Silent But Deadly
>follow up with beans, cabbage, cauliflower
>upgrade unlocked: Infinite Ammo
Then I like to go to the grocery store or Costco during busy hours and crop dust the choke points and cash register. Enjoy, wagie!
Jackson Brooks
I like to walk past bus stops and toxic waste dump next to the school kids.
Zachary Morgan
>ate nothing but spinach for the past three days
>shit looks like algae
Ethan Cooper
Doing god's work. Fuck those kids.
Wyatt Davis
>young roastie whore with make-up
>probably bullies the robots in her shcool
>fart rape her nostrils with my big boy suprise
no worries
it's an honor
Joseph Fisher
my farts are super potent and linger on forever. When I fart on something when I'm sitting on it my farts will seep into the fabric making my smelly farts last even longer and linger in the air all day long. I don't know why but my farts smell so go to me and I can't resist taking a big old sniff every time I fart. I Sometimes ill stand up and take a big whiff off my chair after I farted into it. At other times I'll cup my hand at my ass to catch my fart and smell it. Another way I smell my farts is that I will bend over and put my head in the air where I've just farted and take a really deep inhale. I think I'm addicted to the smell of my own farts.
Isaiah Kelly
Are they also frequent? I understand it's sometimes quality over quantity, but if you're going fart seeding among the normies you need to have ammo to disperse.
Logan Evans
honestly the smell and frequency depends on what I eat. If I eat any meat its especially potent and lingers in the air for a while
Logan Perry
>been having sulfur burps all evening
>disgusting farts
>bloated af
Something's fucked
Camden Hall
>be me
>ate a bunch of boiled eggs and a bean burrito
>held my shit in all day
>gf sleeping under the covers
>boooooooooooohhhht
>gf grumbles
>let out another one
>this one more potent
>DOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
>gf struggling for air and wakes up
LMAO
Jace Brown
>gf
you dont deserve this thread
Hunter Sullivan
If I have a series of rancid or odd-smelling farts, it means I ate something bad, and disaster is incoming shortly.
Anthony Peterson
Everyday I eat
>1.3kg ofsweet potatoes
>10 eggs
>1 can of beans
>brocolli
I read that the average person releases 14 farts a day. Im pretty sure I release at least 10x that.