It's pretty crazy that you get to see your girlfriend naked when you think about it. Or maybe it's just me

It must certainly be quite surreal to suddenly witness, if you'd lived in a place where public nudity was not normal and you weren't a doctor or something

I think of the countless clothed people I've seen in person in my life. Then I think of having a significant other. So that's 1 person that I've seen naked out of 500,000 (I'm guessing) It's special.

Would you still want to see your gf naked if she had self harm scars? I might make a 2 year LDR officials but I'm terrified of showing my scars.

tfw most people look better clothed than naked.

That's irrelevant to me. Exposing yourself to your loved one is beautiful itself.

Sometimes it can be a little shocking seeing them for the first time, but it's pretty easy to get over. If it's something you're open about from the start, then things shouldn't be weird. At the end of the day, they're just body markings. A woman's body still looks really good, regardless.

Why would I put my dick in crazy? There are plenty of relatively sane women that are not mentally ill enough to mangle their body.

No thanks.

Thank you user. That means a lot to me. I wish I didn't feel so awful about my body but it's just something I have to get over.

This is how I feel about it If he's kept with you that long I think odds are likely you are very dear to him and he'll be elated to see you.

In this case my partner is actually crazy. As in he has schizophrenia. Me having severe depression when I was a teenager is pretty minimal in comparison.

Then you are perfect for each other. Just get sterilized.

That's the plan. Doctors don't like sterilizing young women though so it will be a few more years of searching and waiting until I can get my tubes removed. He doesn't want to get a vasectomy because he's afraid that the apocalypse will occur.

That feeling when you play a visual novel and the lovemaking scenes are so heart-rending for you that you can't just not fap because it makes you feel emotional, but you can't even look directly at it without feeling like you shouldn't be seeing it

I've come to the conclusion that I enjoy VNs better without sex scenes myself

they're probably the same color as her eyebrows my guy, so it works out genetically

>the people I talk to every day have been NAKED in front of other people and have had SEX with them and probably KISSED too
blows my mind to be honest, it's a real thing that people do and it's not just hypothetical. This world man.

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It happens all around us. The most common thing in the world. But despite all that, I've never been witness to it which makes it seem very unreal.

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sometimes I feel it must be a joke that's played on us, everybody pretends to do it and then goes home to post on Jow Forums like us normal people. I mean when I'm talking to others I get no hint of any sort of sexuality, to imagine them ever being aroused is literally impossible to me. It feels wrong.

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this is what hurts the most. Its like I'm playing a free trial version of life. I just want to feel something other than "fuck, gotta be awake for 14 entire hours before I can go back to sleep"

This thread actually makes me sad. I wish I could hug you anons.

>I wish I could hug you
That would be a first too.

she doesn't dye her hair user. she's an artificial human, so anything goes.

I guess I'll bump it so

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Dude. Youre gonna have change that. I was like you and if i hadnt changed id still be a virgin. Fuck girls who are into you, forget about the one you love.

>forget about the one you love.
Get outta here

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>girlfriend
>has a significant other
fuck off out of here.

>forget about the one you love
how can you love someone you won't even introduce to your family in any way shape or form?

guy you responded just needs to be more open with them about his personal life, and then when he wants to fuck they will be more comfortable with him.

I don't have a girlfriend. Sorry it sounded like I implied it

Yes. Fuck yes. I'd gently run my hands all over your sensitive scars as I ask you about them.

Then we'd end all the normies

Don't post my alter ego ever again, lewd-thoughted pervert

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Honestly, sometimes I forget sex is a real thing that happens instead of just something inside hentai manga meant to arouse me. Imagine how close to someone you need to be for them to allow something like that, it's pretty insane

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>Imagine how close to someone you need to be for them to allow something like that
not closer than two bottles of beer

>Don't post my alter ego ever again, lewd-thoughted pervert
Sorry

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>blue pubes

yfw you realize it's not hair but mould

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I've read somewhere that it is possible for humans to have green and blue hair naturally, but our genes never evolved to produce it. But if we were to genetically modify ourselves to be naturally, let's say, green haired then the rest of your body hair would follow through, including your eyebrows and pubes.

sex isn't real. it can't be real, it's too good to be true

all the normies who do it are NPCs and I'm the only one who is conscious destined to suffer all my life, there's no other explanation

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Idk, user, I'm blond but my pubes are pure black

I think I would've seen sex at least once in my 27 years of life considering how common it supposedly is, if it really existed.

1 bump more I suppose

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>bardiel

not real in what sense? penises and vaginas obviously exist, and the one can go into the other. what about it isn't real? how does porn factor into your hypothesis?
not even trying to be antagonistic just curious

>KISSED too
the people you talk to were screaming filthy words while getting dicked mere hours before coming to work/school
always have to remind yourself of this. that cute girl in your class probably swallowed a load of cum last night

>and the one can go into the other.
I've seen no such proof.