>hanging out with some people my parents don't like
>get drunk
>drugs come out
>guys are getting predatory
>realize I have to go asap
>don't want parents to know I lied
>text family friend
>he's just a few years older than me and looks at me as a younger sister
>he shows up at the house in less than ten minutes
>acts like a fucking pit bull and gets me out of the house
>drives me back to his apartment
>dumps me on his bed
>I figure he wants ass in return and I'm kinda turned on by his aggressive protectiveness
>strip down and wait
>he doesn't show up for at least twenty minutes
>walk out the bedroom and see him watching TV on his couch
>he says "why are you naked?"
>realize how much of an idiot I am
>make up bullshit about ruining my clothes
>he tells me to grab whatever works from his and gets back to TV
Am I retarded?
Hanging out with some people my parents don't like
If he wanted sex, he should have asked.
If you wanted sex, you should have asked.
Don't make stupid assumptions.
No, I think you're just a transexual.
This world would've been a better place if you were raped, you deserve it for hanging out with that kinda man and complaining about it on r9k. I hope you die.
what a total chad
like ryan gosling in all his characters
I just figured that was what he was going for when he dragged me to his bed and dropped me on it.
He's a great guy what's wrong with me being around him? He protected me.
He's sadly not that hot.
Gtfo of my board you stupid fucking roastie. you literally hang around people your not comfortable with. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm a big dummy. It's mostly because they're cool and popular and I'm not.
Was talking about the people he saved you from dumbass
Get away from that group asap
You will be screwed one way or the other if you keep hanging out with them
>acts like a fucking pit bull
He mauled the nearest toddler?
>Acts like a pit bull
He was a good boy and licked your face?
Did you wake up to a bowl of eggs?
Oh, sorry I got confused.
Yeah I know. I really need to get my act together. I'm just so tired of being alone all the time and I got my chance to be something other than what I always have been.
He probably would have mauled whoever he needed to so I left that house safely.
Well he was very nice to me afterward.
Lol old meme
He told me I could eat his food but didn't make anything and didn't seem to care.
God your a total fucking normalfag please fuck of fand go away.
>Am I retarded?
Yes.
Don't hang around people like that again, listen to your parents.
You are lucky your friend was able to come get you.
>he views you as a younger sister
>you think he wants to fuck you
No, no he doesn't
He probably doesnt wanna fuck you but if you initiate his little boy hormones will probably take over
No, and at least you came up with an excuse. Also you were smart to GTFO of that place when you did.
Yeah I know I need to make better decisions. He gave me an earful because he doesn't want to lose anymore t shirts or something.
He doesn't what?
I don't think I will. I'm not feeling him as much as I was then. He's kinda back to being his dorky self again. Back to just being a pain in the ass.
Hey someone thinks I did alright.
Go get discord or some shit if you're lonely, be the next r9k """""fembot"""" sensation
For fuck sake I don't even know you and I'm worried about you.
Listen to your parents, stop being such a fucking retard.
>get drunk and make pass at guy naked
wtf kind of guy do you think wants to fuck a drunk girl? right after you called him for help. that's kind of rape-ish. you should probably try to fuck him a few times when your sober so he doesn't think you're a whore that gets drunk to fool around. Otherwise he's just going to think your a floozy and were fucking with his head to accuse him of rape or something later.
You actually fucking disgust me, user.
>drunk
>in a dangerous situation, drugs are coming out
>text friend probably something along the lines of "I am uncomfortable at party please come get me!"
>male friend comes to rescue
>after male friend rescues you from a possible rape situation, expect him to take you, a drunk female, home and immediately fuck you
>confused as to why he didn't want to do it
Man, women are fucking retarded. He came and saved you from a rape scenario and you expect him to turn around and then literally rape you. What the hell.
Your parents should sell you to him as a wife
Show boobies
Ru Thicc?
Women want to be dominated
If she liked the guys at the party, they wouldn't be "rapey", they'd be "hot" and she'd let herself be fucked willingly. Every guy who a girl doesn't like is "predatory".
Okay I get it. I'm a dumbass. I know already.
That's a new one.
No and no.
imagine responding to this thread unironically
sage
Waah look at me I'm such a slut lol
Your friend is just a autist should have just gone and sat on his face no red blooded male would say no
Oh that sucks
Carry on with your attention whoring thread
Dis
No you thats not an excuse, now gtfo off this board your roast beef normalfag
>hee hee i hang out with popular people despite being a fucking loser for attention and in the hopes they like me
Get the fuck off my board, normalfaggot
>not thicc
you have my attention. what country/region/state do you live in?
>unironic roastie posting
YABAA DABAA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>dumb roasite think the world revolves around her
Wow
We're all southern hics. A bunch of rednecks.
What happened afterwards? I can imagine your dumbass wearing some of his clothes and forgetting you had it on and then ruining his life by having them on when you get home to your parents.
i'm a midwest redneck, not quite southern. i'd love to throw you down on the bed desu
>get yourself in a situation where you know you could be preyed upon
>oh no what do i do!!! well i couldnt possibly just get up and LEAVE, i'll text some beta to come get me
>he actually shows up and acts aggressive enough to get you wet
>unga bunga theres no way he doesnt want to fug ;)))
>get denied
>HOW DO I COPE WITH THIS OH MY GOD
I'm disappointed this situation didn't end in you getting gangbanged and force drugged. You honestly earned it. I know it's not realy but I'll join in on the LARP, I'll even sage my LARP skills are so good.
In my day, the second someone said they were a girl on this site they'd be bombarded with tits or gtfo by multiple anons until they either abandoned thread or delivered. This place really changed
>in my day
>posts a wojak variation
lol newfags
yep. i hate that they enforce the "no selfie" rule.
I changed but kept his shirt. I like it and it's mine now.
I'm not really horny tonight, sorry.
>ummm like i'm totally not horny tonight ;^)
this is a tranny rapebait LARP.
i didn't mean tonight, silly. I meant in general.
I'm almost relieved I'll never have children.
Imagine how terrifying having a daughter would be.
>For fuck sake I don't even know you and I'm worried about you.
digits
kill yourself you virtue signalling white knighting cock sucking thirstfaggot
pic related is how I picture you
That's not a wojak
You should have been raped by the guys at the crack den, it's the least you deserve cunt.
lol wut
She's a fucking retard, but the situation she describes is concerning.
Her parents should lock her in the house and not let her leave.
>every girl you meet has probably been raped in a crack den
It's a wojak variant you retard. Look at the outer line and main structure of the head.
Wish tha squad smashed u since you not posting timestamp
Stop giving this failed abortion (You)s
I don't know.
It wasn't a crack den it was just a house.
>I changed but kept his shirt. I like it and it's mine now.
I hope someone punches you in the face.
>It wasn't a crack den it was just a house.
Do you think crack dens are purpose-built structures or something?
do you have a high libido? because i do, and i'd gladly throw you on the bed climb over you and pin you down. let me know if you're interested.
Glad you made it out safe. Give your family friend some respect tho. People do things because they see it as their responsibility to keep the people close to them on the right track.
Don't hang out with those idiot friends anymore, you should either make online friends (not from r9k, they will just prey on you most likely as well) or find a hobby so you can be comfortable with just spending time by yourself. Stay safe
OP is a fucking faggot this is now a spiderman thread.
>not enough chads at this party so I can really let loose!
>I am a burden on everyone around me!
kys
You were still hanging out with junkies and getting high, you're probably underaged too. By not getting raped you missed out on a valuable life lesson and with therefore continue being worthless, vapid scum.
why do robots reply to these threads
sage
It's not playing along if you talk about how you're playing along. That said, I hate this gash too.
>tfw ywn go back
life is a comedy for those who think, a tragedy for those who feel
>I changed but kept his shirt. I like it and it's mine now.
Your day in the burning pit of hellfire will come.
Oh no! I'm worried that dumb slut will have her honor defiled by that evil popular clique of socially well adjusted popular boys. Who will save our Lady?
Please post your tits and/or hang yourself, OP.
yup everytime. women are succubus and can't live without cum. they get it anywhere and everywhere even though they prefer chads.
What's wrong with keeping his shirt?
No I mean that they were just people my age and we were in the house one of them lived in.
I do a little honestly.
Yeah I need to find something fresh and better for me.
I didn't use any drugs I only drank. I'm 18 barely
Your parents are going to be called to identify your corpse one day, you dumb slut.
Holy shit stop being so fucking stupid you whore
Just Ieave pIease
Did somebody say a Spiderman thread?!
>What's wrong with keeping his shirt?
literally nothing. if a girl doesn't steal some of your clothes, she doesn't love you
>I do a little honestly.
i'll probably need to fap before i can fall asleep tonight
I mean spiderman is still pretty relevant. He'd still get shit on by most though.
Spidey thread?
Spidey thread.
Does whatever, a spidey thread.
Spins a post
Shit filled
From the coast
Red pilled
Look out, you're in a spidey thread yup
Here comes the spidey thread yup
>aggressive protectiveness
I thought that was called insecurity.
Spiderman is the best super hero.
are we derailing a roastie thread fellas?
can I be a meme too?
Spidey thread incoming, OP remove yourself from the premise.
If you're going to do this at least sage
But user, I did sage.
are you quite sure? i found this thread at the top of the catalog.
Of course you can. dont forget to sage and post spidey memes.
the problem arent the niggers, jews or the redditors on this board. its the roasties
People dont literally ask for sex though
pretty sure, but I guess something could have happened when I was doing the captchas
pretty sure
sgiaf
Our entire societal situation wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the Jews though.
women are the jews of gender, and the niggers of the world, but not in the faggy way that (((john lennon))) implied