What is your ideal type of woman?
What is your ideal type of woman?
Chase Butler
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Wyatt Stewart
not a tranny. lol
Elijah Diaz
Not mean to me, not obese, not disgustingly hideous. That's about all that I ask.
Zachary Green
not a typical white cunt
Isaiah Richardson
Also, no negro girls.
Samuel Lee
same. somebody to talk to after work, listen to her bullshit. listen to my bullshit. fucking hold my hand. whatever call me a fag. i just want some human interaction.
Carson Bell
Somebody with no bullshit and a level of caring equal to mine, 0
Brody Hernandez
Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag)
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
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Jose Roberts
Basically me, but female instead.
Jonathan Cooper
Judging from how much you talk about trannies, nigga you love them boys.
Bentley Cruz
Just hang yourself you fucking cunt
Aaron Morgan
can we see your screenshot folder?
Cooper Diaz
I'd unironically like to watch you bleed
Connor Cox
Trannies are gay af.
Charles Smith
-6 feet tall
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Matthew Parker
Someone who truly loves me and has enough self-discipline to not be fat or cheat. That's it.
Wyatt Young
Why are you always doing this, man
Adam Brown
FUCKING NECK YOURSELF PEDO
Hang yourself
Charles Cruz
Shining didn't bang her, tho all her efforts toward him.
Justin Kelly
Bleed to death, you piece of shit
Noah Foster
I really think you should have your skull smashed in
Isaac Barnes
And your neck should be cut off
Liam Morgan
>Soft like barely any muscle tone
>sarcastic and playfully mean
Pls Thank you
Ethan Johnson
if thats what u wanna believe
Elijah Thompson
Very viciously
Nathaniel Reyes
I would literally date any women who is not morbidly obese or heavily disfigured, but in an ideal situation:
>Loves me for myself, preferably also tries to bring out the best in me (although that doesn't really exist)
>Young at heart, likes to do stupid shit but knows when to get serious
>Has a bit of attitude
>Doesn't take politics too seriously
>No bullshit approach
>Somehow has no problem with me being a disgusting mess and having to literally fix me from zero
Michael Powell
And with lots of blood spraying out
Isaiah Miller
the type that lets me put my penis in her vagina
Dominic Gomez
Just to see you fucking die
Ian Wood
And stop existing
Mason Davis
Fucking die out as well
Anthony Lopez
Tall, shoulder length blonde hair. A lovable face. Genuine animal lover & expert. Knows how to ride a horse. Wants to go to Africa with me. Will start a zoo with me. Intelligent, warm, nurturing, fun, loyal. A wild and untouched virgin. Unironically loves the Beach Boys as much as I do. A true hopeless romantic like myself.
I am lonely for and only for such a lassy. Any other thot can just fuck off.
Asher Brown
Is it just me or has Barneyfag been getting more violent lately?
Jaxon Watson
Holy shit, fucking die literal scum
Hudson Gomez
The day your death comes will be a joyful one
Landon Reyes
One I'm attracted to who likes me a lot more than everybody else on the planet.
John Rogers
stealth pony is the best running r9k gag
Mason Miller
People will be glad you're dead
William Campbell
Is op a trap or something?
Anyway here's my list
>Thicc big boobs motherly kind likes to watch movies and cuddle
That's it lol
Thomas Rivera
Die out you rotten fuck
Gabriel Garcia
Hey barneyfag, missed a spot
Henry Peterson
Fucking hang yourself you piece of shit
Gavin Hill
I really wish you'd die in a fucking accident
Jayden Ross
Your existence is not deserved.
Julian Russell
>Being this affected by Bronies
Cooper Lewis
I wish your life on earth would end already
Easton Ortiz
Cleanse this earth for those who deserve
Jayden Clark
>tfw Barneyfag encouraged me to get my little cousin into mlp
Feels fantastic spreading the good word. We talk about the show whenever he comes over, and apparently his friends are getting into it now too.
Alexander Kelly
Not scum like you
Logan Butler
Please just die you literal human excrement
Kevin Young
Not even joking, I wish you'd fucking croak
Chase Miller
tits have an interesting geometry
Jacob Carter
I'd feel quite satisfied with forcing you to drink a gallon of bleach
Jacob Campbell
>croak
Stop being a frogposter Lee.
Jayden Campbell
STOP BEING A FUCKING PEDOPHILE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Mason Diaz
naked or just topless
Juan Bell
I'd really like to bust in your fucking kneecaps
Lincoln White
>It's only ok when i do it!
BURN TO DEATH FOR YOUR HYPOCRISY
Kayden Kelly
This thread's probably going to be deleted since Lee "barneyfag" Goldson shat himself over nothing, but I'll post anyway.
Ideal Personality:
Assertive, tomboyish, dominant, can give/take most banter and teasing, a bit grabby, intelligent, open-minded, loyal, someone I can share music back and forth with, someone I want to better myself for, someone who puts me out of my comfort zone occasionally, nurturing when things are extra tough.
Ideal Appearance:
Tall, fit, tends to wear more masculine clothes, either dark skinned or ginger hair (both looks weird), I don't know just generally good-looking and nearly fries my brain from looking at her
as you can see, I'm straight but still a massive faggot
Ryan Richardson
And bleed to death while you're at it
Juan Wright
Fucking get thrown into the gas chambers
Evan Ward
Which will turn into chambers of blood
Gabriel Garcia
What's your ideal gf like, Lee?
Mason Phillips
I'd just love to see you executed
Caleb Gutierrez
FUCKING DIE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT.
Charles Nguyen
I bet you're into men.
Connor Perry
I'm not a brony, I was just asking nicely :( but if you don't want to answer that's fine
Cooper Green
get purged from society
Ian Kelly
EVEN IF I WAS, AT LEAST IT'D BE BETTER THAN BEING A FUCKING PEDO
Michael Morales
>cares about me
>black
Wyatt Cook
Women that are too good to be true
Ideally they'd have to
Accept who I am
Not be annoying
Not be fat or deformed
Have to be braver than I am at approaching people
I'm asking for too much
Nicholas Wright
Thicc thigh asian
Ryder Sullivan
So please just fucking hang yourself
Owen Adams
So that more people don't have to suffer from your existence
Evan Brooks
Just get fucking killed goddammit
Connor Mitchell
Turn into a fucking corpse
Matthew Evans
And get your fucking head cracked
Xavier Phillips
Crack it right fucking open
Charles Gray
And expose the brain
Jack Cook
So that it can be dissected
Austin Cook
or just split apart as well
William Myers
And then fucking die out
Nathan Ross
Die and then get killed brutally
Jayden Carter
Like a stabbing to the gut
Ian Watson
Or a slicing of the throat
Jaxon Parker
And maybe a slitting of the wrists
Jayden Ward
only to watch you bleed
Liam Myers
And bleed out entirely
Camden Morris
Bleed all the blood in your body
Jack Gray
And bleed some more if possible
Jack Morales
Why would you bump the thread constantly if you think this is some sort of horsefucker propaganda? Wouldn't that increase the exposure the thread gets and potentially turn more people into horsefuckers?
Brayden Martin
Solely to fucking die
Parker Martin
And put you to an early death
Luke Adams
A brutal death as well
Jaxon Russell
Fucking brutal as fuck
Robert Cooper
Die die die in brutal fucking pain
Michael Smith
Life will end for you
Julian Williams
And it will be well deserved
Angel Sanders
Die you literal cretin
William Ward
Fucking burden on society