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any other ladsmolested as a child? i think i was molested but i cant remember

does anyone elses mcdonalds play classical music now?

He might be dead but it doesn't stop him from releasing bangers

And how appropriate for me right now

youtube.com/watch?v=fzV_QZODisQ

going drs tommorow lads

yeah but it'll be more professional if i get a grown up to do it, i don't know big words

Dead rappers release music for at least a decade

i don't think you're ready for a job

I preach from my ass
My farts is my sermons
The church is your mouth
where I shoot my holy sperm in

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Look after yourself lod

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Suppin on a tin of cum lads

Ay, none of us would be here without cummies

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Hello SGA. How are you tonight.

aww poor him he had so much money and so many girls begging to fuck him :(

whats SGA stand for?

He was obviously mentally unwell because he wolfed down drugs until he fucking died

Super gud Apus

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I've been worrying about you lad, where you been

Nobody Does It Better - Jingle Bells - Honeysuckle Rose - The Colours of My Life (cont. in desc.)

dare this normie to do things and he will do them

anything allowed

he's a madlad

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fuck off you plum no one cares

thanks for reminding, forgot link

youtube.com/watch?v=T-FcMentR_k

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>girl I went on a date with brings up Venom and asks what the big deal is with it
>"Dunno, Tom Hardy is pretty cute though. You wanna go see it?"
>she says she doesn't like horror films
>gloss over the fact it's an action film and tell her she wouldn't need to worry because she's with me
>get a smile blush smiley back
>"So how about Sunday?"
>long pause
>she wants to go for a walk "on a hill" instead of being in the cinema

Why even bring up the fucking film. I wanted to see it. Now I need to drive her an hour to some fucking HILL so we can WALK up it. Hope she makes me some chinky treats for lunch.

Lads, I feel sorry for that lass that was trying to help robots a few threads ago, did she post again after that?
She was doing a good thing, its degenerate of people to put people like that down just because she wanted to help. She was naive not retarded, the people who weren't listening I can get, but the people who disagreed with the solid shit she was saying and got angry are retarded.
I hope she didnt take it personally.

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Love apu posters, simple as tbqh lads

I wonder if Tim will ever have a new positive arc in his life, or whether he is on a loop for the rest of his life now

>White knighting

Sort yourself out

Wahey my siste r phoned me. I'm still dru k tho

Back from the shop lads
>2x medium bags of cool original doritos
>4 x mint slices (eating one now and they're not great actually)
>wine gums
>a box of chocolate "nom noms"
>dairy milk caramel
>2 bottles of irnbru
Nearly at my 4L per day limit on irn bru though

you are rarted for thinking that

I've 24 cans lad but they're shite cause no beer

>go to a casino
>Play minimum stake blackjack
>Use basic strategy
>Lose an average of 3pence per hand
>Get free drinks
>Attractive women (croupiers) are essentially paid to flirt with you

>"Lil Peep was a frequent user of drugs, due to his mental health issues"
What a cunt, literally a 'dude I need drug for deppression bro', he OD'd of Fentanyl, what a fucking retard.
He's like a poor mans Kurt Cobain for Zoomers.

Did you boyfriend tell you to watch your drinking?

Fuck you lad, I feel sorry for her. It was the others who were trying to get dates. God forbid I fucking empathize for a lass.

the only flirt so you spend money cmon

someone insulted me on reddit and I called them a nonce

Nah just me haha
But I drink anyway

>Feel sorry for some roastie from 3 threads ago
>Ignore lads in far worse states here

No you sort yourself out, faggot

>9 out of 10 Poles in the UK say they are "too afraid" to remain in the country

Good work, lads

you got to be really dumb to come in and start saying that stuff and thinking its gonna help

Lad literally posted about being in a room full of piss and shit but because someone was a bit short with the female we should be upset

>play roulette against people putting bigger stakes on
>all numbers covered
>me winning loses them the least

Made $200 over 3 days doing this, plus the free drinks

Exactly, but you still get the benefit of it.

Actually I think some are probably genuine, they must enjoy it

they get paid a very pretty penny of course they enjoy it

She wasn't trying to help anyone. She refused to see me with some nonsense reason despite me offering more than sufficient security precautions for her.

they all heard about you and your camera tricks

autism assessment in 5 days lads ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Blessing you lad.

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But it doesn't affect them. although i used to think that too

tbf I wouldn't meet anyone off here either

Some of them are stone cold and just announce numbers are cards. The one I had last night was both extremely pleasing to the eye and very friendly

probably because the media was constantly blowing brexit support out of proportion and equating it with the rise of the nazi party to try to scare people into voting remain...
>kermit.png

I think I'm 2nd after Andrew for highest number of meets now

There's only one lad I would meet off here

andrew was almost certainly a larper

>tfw a newsreader looks like your ex

yeah lad it turned me into an asexual mong. you done sex stuff as an adult? that brought it all back for me.

and which lad is that lod?

People throw the LARP card about too much, I'm sure he was legit

I'm afraid I'm busy mate but it's nice of you to say

people throw it around a lot I personally don't believe he was real

I've met him but obviously you probably wont believe me

youtube.com/watch?v=yKVtI9KPQoI

fuck off andrew I know thats you without your poncy trip

no but my cousin used to tie me up. I really liked it and would beg her to sometimes. nothing sexual at all though

It's a secret I'll never tell

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Come to Worcester and see for yourself I am free Saturday.

You didn't respond to me earlier you cunt.

fuck off am i going all the way from Wales to Worcester

>tfw you will never be a cute little 1970s rent boy hanging out at the public toilets at night sucking off dirty old men and getting your arse fucked raw
truly born in the wrong generation

What do you mean lad? Earlier when?

Haha yeah mate *hides your post*

>all the way

Have a giggle. Meet you halfway in Shrewsbury?

Andrew is an apu poster???

>tell the rich kids to look at me now

I mean... at least the rich kids are probably still alive. Nice song though

No I don't have any gimmicks like that.

>travel all the way to shrewsbury
>to be stood up by a mong from britfeel
no thanks

i am definately an asexual mong. i remember being hypersexual as a child though. no. i have always been too scared to lose my virginity.
i was attempted molested a couple of times on the bus as a teen as well
i was 16 and they kept trying to put their hands on my legs. i didnt affect me at the time but i dont like thinking about it now.

la cocaina no es buena su salud

Cheers lad, make a few of em myself

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you made this post before shut the fuck up

Are you the trip SGA.

anyone want to come in the shower and help me wash my knob

is that SCEAs new name?
Sacked Ginger Arsehole

Kek now titlad is out there's no stopping him, think his new bf should just release him into the wild and let him be free

No sorry I don't know who that is. I just post priest apus when I bless threadlids.

Just got up lids. Made myself a cup of tea and ordered a pizza. Could of used a code to get an extra free pizza but leaving that for the weekend.

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In that case you have my apologies.

I am not gay and i'm not gonna touch your fucking knob

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Fuck off you slime.