>penis inspection day
>didn't pass
Penis inspection day
Isaac Wood
Luis Wilson
i harvest my smegma cause i like to roll it around in my fingers and smell it, who are they to say i shouldnt
Matthew Russell
Penis... inspection..? I have so many questions
Luke Ramirez
You are a winner, sir. A champ.
Jayden Kelly
ty what do i win
Carter Reed
>penis inspection day
>accidentaly left penis at home
Isaiah Nguyen
>doesn't know about penis inspection day
Europoor detected.
Luis Barnes
>penis inspection day
>say I'm trans to get out of it
Nathaniel Powell
I remember my first penis inspection day
>they found out I was uncut
>sent a letter home with me for my parents
>said that they could either choose between having to pay a yearly fee or have me circumcised and the school would cover the medical bill
>tfw my parents chose the latter option
Anthony Thomas
Another (you) *wink* *wink*
Charles Foster
One Jow Forums gold coming up
Kayden Morales
>penis inspection day
>lucky they think I'm female
Jackson Reyes
>penis inspection days
>took the day off, jerking it
It's just so stressful guys
William Collins
>female penis inspection day
Grayson Ward
>two lines, one for circumcised and one for uncircumcised
>penis is uncircumcised but has very little foreskin
>go in uncircumcised line
>nurse starts rubbing my glands and can't get the foreskin all the way over the head
>fails me for not following the instructions and gives me detention for it
It's like this every year bros
Hunter Brown
What kind of Jew school did you take?
Cooper Fisher
The fuck? Is this a real thing? Sounds degrading.
Jacob Diaz
is this even a real thing or are you all just larpingg
Asher Carter
lmaoing at these 3rd worlders
no wonder you all have aids in africa
Joseph Rodriguez
What kind of third-world shithole do you live in to not hear of this?
Julian Fisher
>penis inspection day
>inspector says to put down my trousers
>instructions unclear, I rape him
Adam Turner
The good ol' US of Ass
Cameron Watson
>penis inspection day
>get so nervous I pee my pants
>they inspect me anyway
>penis completely fails the size test
>they put me in diapers for failing
>tfw not gonna make it
Robert Baker
>penis inspection day
>got a boner
>have to pay fee now
what the fuck lads
Jordan Cox
HOLY SHIT SHE'S REAL
Jose Kelly
Im in the U.S. and Im upset right now that I never had a teacher inspect my dick
John Thompson
sPain so yeah, a shithole with no cut dicks.
Aaron Gray
>anus evaluation month
>didn't pass
>got extended another six months
Nicholas Walker
What the fuck is penis inspection day
William Ward
Sorry to hear about that OP, I'm sure your coach will help you with cleanin' a bit better so you can pass next time!
Connor Brooks
>penis inspection day
>they want to see if we can cum
>apparently I did not cum enough
>have to take class about proper ejaculation now
how do I get out of it.
Liam Hill
>outing yourself as a third worlder like this
Cameron Collins
I'm actually a leaf, we don't Do this in Canada
Wyatt Jones
ok okay
>soon to be third worlder
Kayden Gutierrez
>500 penis inspection day essay due in 1 week
Hudson Rodriguez
>penis inspection day
>mr. goldbergsteinowitz said mine was too feminine
>mfw I got moved to girls class
Charles Moore
>penis inspection day
>I get promoted
Jack Peterson
It's just bants my guy. Lurk more.
John Moore
>implying Canada isn't a third world country