I think I've become a spainaboo, r/banter. Every morning I wake up to the sound of mariachi music on my alarm and start my day with slathering my skin with a light brown colour. I have tacos for breakfast because it's Taco Sunday and watch traditional Spanish animation like Dora the Explorer. You may question my tastes but Dora the Explorer is packed with subtle adult humor that's quite telling of the talent in the Spanish cartoon industry. After my morning routine is over I head to work, but not before I put on my trusty sombrero. I'm trying to get a feel for how Spanish people work so I've taken up employment as a servant for a rich white man and he treats me very fairly but threatens to call the border control if I don't work hard enough (he actually thinks I'm from Spain). It's really hard work tending to his garden, the hand herpes doesn't really help either. For lunch break I consume a taco my wife had packed for me and get back to work for the rest of the day. Around supper time I get off work and stop by the nearest Taco Bell. I feel very at home here and this is where I've been learning Spanish for the last few weeks. I start to get really gassy at this point but it hardly matters when the restaurant already smells like spain to begin with. I go along my day and pick up my trusted herpes-infested tranny hooker, all's well and good and I finger him for a good bit until I let out the smelliest, most primal Spanish far I can think of, he fucking dies and for a good second I actually feel Spanish. I finally arrive home and greet my wife who congratulates me for my hard work, in which I reply "that's a pretty big word for a 6 year old" and proceed to give her a good dicking before going to the computer room, crack open the trusty MS paint and draw porn that makes Shadman look like Michelangelo
the eternal newfriend strikes again with the absolute madness that is his idea of being new, what a absolute madman he is indeed such new ideas i can't even comprehend how that would work on r/banter what would this mean for the board and how would it be impkamented nobody can answer this question besides the eternal newfriend such new it's unreal how new he is. And now i am going to write a bunch of things in this post to make it look like a copy pasta because am a faggot and for some reason i want this post to be long so the eternal newfriend can see this and read this and think "It's my first day here" because he is such a madman that i need him to read this all the way through or else i won't my my upmost important message to the newfriend who belies that being new is cool. I really admire the fact and value his posts all the time and i hope that one day his absolute madness will one day come true and the place known as r/newfriend turns into le new newfriend place that he wants is to be where everyone posts new and asks silly questions where they talk about new things and being new and who is le most newfriend of all time. the eternal newfriend posting new things will do this.
I say r/greentext and it had funny Jow Forums memes (it's one of my favourite Jow Forums boards just makes me xd with ease) so I can here but only anime and funni froge thread and i'm about to sleep not bothered with this LARP goodnight fellow Spaniard u sick pedo
