How many females talked to you today? How many were girls your age? Anything interesting or otherwise unusual to report...

How many females talked to you today? How many were girls your age? Anything interesting or otherwise unusual to report? Here's my stats for today:

>Had 4 female interactions
>2 with were girls my age, one in a academic environment regarding where I should sit to take my test, and one in a public setting at the bus stop inquiring about the status of a traffic crossing
>2 were with older women, both in a strictly academic/professional setting. one of these interactions was a 20 minute meeting which involved 2 handshakes
>all 4 interactions were initiated by the other party, not myself

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sorry my life doesn't revolve around my interactions with women but you should kill yourself

when did a mans worth become equivalent to the amount of female validation he recieves

caught a girl looking at me

then i looked away as soon as i caught her looking.
communicated with my female professors

>20+ females
>2 were about my age, though I'm younger than both by a few years
>I'm attempting to mack on one of these two and I'm sending feelers out to both to see who bites first, if either at all
>The rest were with older women
>I'd fuck some of them if I could but that's a fantasy scenario not something I think I could ever achieve
>I initiated both my conversations with those my age
I feel like I'm getting somewhere, lads. My conversation skills are getting better and better each day.

since forever
you are supposed to breed and pass on your seed or your a genetic failure and your line, that spans millenia, dies with you

Just remembered I actually also interacted with 2 female cashiers who are older than me and forgot about it, bringing my total to 6. Higher than I thought actually.

No need to apologize, and I appreciate the advice but I don't need it.

I have have no worth, I am simply an empty shell of a man who is ultimately subject to the same primitive instincts and emotions we all are.

>then i looked away as soon as i caught her looking.

The way you phrase it make it seem like she caught you looking. Thanks for sharing though.

Share some conversation tips if you don't mind. I'm afraid of people finding me boring. A girl my age drove me in her car yesterday and it was so exhilarating I almost forgot how to speak.

Well put. My brain wants me to breed

>Share some conversation tips if you don't mind.
1, Ask her about herself and her interests/work, and only respond by talking about yourself if she asks first or you want to point out a similarity between you two.
2. Have hobbies ready to talk about. Music and movies are the two easiest to have conversations about (and to turn into a date!)
3. Throw a personal question out and note how she responds. Is she comfortable, open, honest? Is she being reserved? Is she refusing to answer? This can tell you a lot!
4. LISTEN TO HER!!! While you pretend to care about the shit she's sayin', make EYE CONTACT and maintain it if she makes eye contact back. Smile a bit to show that you enjoy her talking, but not too much so that she can tell you are forcing it.

mMmm yes these are good I feel inspired. I hope I can work up the courage to apply them this weekend

bruh you should stop this way of thinking. it seems really sad and like it might not lead you to the right place

about 1.2 billion years ago, some time during the late mesoproterozoic era

Are you speaking from the right place then? Substantiate your argument.

Based

I mean I've had relationships before and I have relative success with girls.

You sound like someone that has literally never touched a girl. I assume you are interested in getting girls.

>was staring at a girl because she was fiddling with her phone case making an interesting noise in a boring class
>she looks up
>maintain eye contact
>she waves at me
>I wave back
See ya l8r KHV's

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>went to school with girl for years
>saw me when i was a spazzy fat fuck, saw me when i got fit
>somehow had a crush on me the whole time
>we now go to college together
>my retarded bipolar ass ghosted her for literally no reason and didnt talk to her for a month
>saw her again today
>still happy as a fucking clam to see me somehow even though all ive ever done to her is either shit on her or ignore her
>shes really fucking adorable (and fuckable) and i have no god damn idea why she's so into me
>too autistic to get things hot and heavy
i sat down for a minute and the combo of the sweet relief from coming down from a horrendous manic episode and realizing i gave someone so god damn valuable in my life almost made me cry
i dont deserve the blessings ive been given brehs

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*have, not gave

>Maybe 8 or 10

>Flirted with security guard
>Flirted with coworker
>Flirted with coffee shop beast
>Discussed music at length with worker in office whee I intern
>Spoke to a few female coworkers
>Spoke with a different security guard at length
>Exchanged small talk with a welcome desk attendant and a security guard near her
Feel like most are early 20s with maybe an 18 or 19 yr old sprinkled in(I'm 25).
The office workers are mid 30s and up while fellow interns are 25ish and under.

Had a texting convo whee I asked a girl about the latest mega millions jackpot and what she would buy. "Maybe I will buy you" was her response.

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i havent interacted irl with a female since 2006

user, cap that shit before some other fuck gets it. Doesnt matter, you can apologize later but you HAVE TO DO IT

oh i will
nothing will stop me from fucking her this weekend and finally erasing the last letter in KHV from my soul

Dont just fuck her, love her too man. Like she did for you all this time.

> You sound like someone that has literally never touched a girl

I could have told you that but yeah.

That girl sounds cool you should follow up and do more cute things like this

> (and fuckable)

My goodness, why build up a cute story like this and wrap it up like... this. I hope that pure qt protects herself and stays away from you

Didn't expect chad to answer my survey. Thanks for dropping by.

I can flirt but I become spergy and fuck it up when I get any further than that. Trust me, I haven't had anything beyond a date so far.

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I ate at subway today and all three of the people working there were women.
Later, virgins

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thats not quite how women work but i'll be sure to not just pump and dump
i forgot i was on Jow Forums for a second, thanks for reminding me where i am

2 out of the 3 main people who work at the subway I go to a lot are women, one of them smiles at me sometimes, but the other one seems grumpy a lot of the time. the man tried to scam me