On the train

take the mug and go

>look away and increasingly show more signs of outward anxiety and social panic until she leaves or i do
I hate when people sit by me.

avoid eye contact
try to ignore her

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Have a conversation about why boba tea is top tier

pull out my phone
>creep time

Sort of these

Look out the window, watching the scenery go by on a long train ride is pure comfy.

Put my earbuds on and pretend to sleep

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creep until she peeps

Stare at her giiiii

Look her in the eyes until she breaks eye contact. You have to let them know who is boss.

Say "Hey, how are you doing?" and hope that things lead to a natural conversation but make no attempts to force one, likely just ending up in a silent trip with me mostly looking at D&D stuff on my phone.

Feel annoyed that she took the seat where my tulpa would normally project her holographic image during such commutes, then switch over to voice-only.
And yes, I'd ignore her.

nervously look at her every few minutes. but look out the window or at my phone and pretend she wasn't there.

ask if I could smell her butthole.

Call her roasty and naruto run away

>Pull out my phone and act like I'm busy, while ignoring her
oh god this

Nothing. Get on my phone and ignore bc I'm gonna get some sweet sweet puss from my gf at home :)

Karen is a retard, but who needs brains if you'll use it for fuck only

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HAHA EBIN

epic response my dude

LOL

Don't you dare call her a retard. She's a smart beautiful girl. She cares for me like no other and always treats me nice. I will not stand anyone insulting her.

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Sleep. Transports of any kind makes me feel dead tired.

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>cares for me like no other
>not stand anyone insulting her
So you think a fictional character even cares about you? Fantasizing about being loved is even worse than accepting that no one wants you, at least don't lie to yourself

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Why fucking waste money on getting into the 1st class of the Gatwick express? it's less than 40 mins.
Stupid user.

She has to inititate contact otherwise I'll just stare out the train window enjoying the sights and trying to calm my heartrate

Stare in her eyes without blinking until one of eyes leaves the train.

obviously there's only one answer.
youtube.com/watch?v=IFH_r1QY88U

Ignore her. My wife is hotter anyway.

> one of us
That's one funny typo.

>giving a reasonable, non-social pariah answer
You're might make it, user.

repeatedly make eye contact with her because I have almost no self control, stare out the window and mouth lyrics to the song in listening to

Look away because I have no chance and I will not delude myself into thinking I have the slightest chance of even thinking I have a chance.

If she's looking at me, I just treat her like I treat other men, give her a nod and a slight smirk and look away. Enjoy that coffee, champ.

I think treating women like men is one of the reasons I'm a virgin at 23.

Stare at her reflection on the window for the whole trip

>no noticeable redflags on her
>not a shitload of public to see me fail
Might just try to scrounge courage up and make a bit of eye contact or even smile.

But by the time I manage that, she will be already be busy with her phone, since that is of more interest than some shybot.
I'll assume she is chatting to her bf at that point, end up staring out of the window and hating my life.

Nothing.
The girls is visibly not interested in me or any conversation so I continue staring out of the windows listening to music.

Chick in the photo at least is giving you some serious bedroom eyes

She does care for me. That's why she tells me that she loves me every night and cuddle with me in bed. She even sent me these photos when she went on vacation with her parents. It is no fantasy. It is real pure love

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>look around to see if Chris Hansen is nearby

Mate fuck the Gatwick express

>360
You still would be facing her though

She sounds great user, youre a lucky guy. Dont listen to that idiot

Thank you. I'm really lucky to have her. We have plans to be together forever

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You know, there is no way she isn't an art hoe or just a hipster roastie (which is the same thing yea), so her being so provocative is simply a way to get off to a social interaction with an autist like me.
That means emotional battle, contest. I wouldn't provoke it - a quick smile with the left side of my mouth, volume up (demonstratively) on the earphones, stare in the window, trying to fall asleep, but not too hard - change the song if I feel like it BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF THE SITUATION!

That was exhausting but felt like a good repetition in case this shit happens

Why the fuck would I ever take a dumb train.

Tell her I have a gf, it makes the sex 100x more hot due to forbidden passion and all that stuff.

If possible, sit somewhere else because the awkward tension would be unbearable. Else, close my eyes and pretend to sleep.

Why you larp on Jow Forums??

hahahaha
orig

Manspread and then extend my legs so hers are between mine and then maybe stare at her reflection in the window and pretend to concentrate on something else.

>You still would be facing her though
Pfffftttttt ahahahahahahahahaha
*points*
Look at the new guy everyone!!

Strawberry blondes are so cute...
There is this restock associate at my Whole Foods, man oh man is she the cutest thing ive ever laid my eyes on.
>I'll never have the chance to talk to her
FeelsBad

>Wat do
Begin masturbating. Slowly at first, but eventually feverishly pumping my penis up and down
Never break eye contact until I bust a frothy load inside my pantalones
If she remains in that seat, she is my new waifu

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Look at her through the window reflection hoping that she'll start a chat, and if she does, fucking panic and give her just monosyllabic answers hoping that she'll shut the fuck up as soon as possible

go to the toilet, change seat when I'm done

try convert her to flat earth

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>flying out of Gatwick

lmao what's it like being poor? Patricians ALWAYS use Heathrow

OH NONONONONO
HE FELL FOR THE REVERSE TROLL

keep with my life like a normal functioning human
jk im not a normal functioning human

Roll my eyes, let out a annoyed sigh and move somewhere else.

Ask her if she wants to play with me

And then destroy her ass because I'm so fucking good at Mario Kart 8

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>Wat do?

Do nothing, because she doesn't need yet another guy hitting on her.

The last thing I need is to be viewed as yet another creepy guy making cringey, pathetic attempts to pick up women who are way the fuck out of his league. The world already has enough of those guys.

t. fell for the reverse-reverse troll.

This ends here.

t. buzz killington

How about you stop pointing out the obvious??

This is in Britain, and unlike Americans we don't have a weird culture of talking to random people, so not talking to her would be the correct option both for your autism and for her to not think you're weird. It's win win, there is no reason to try to talk to her.

Hit her with the nod and white people smirk and then focus on not making any more contact with her for the rest of the ride

But that would never happen
She would take one look at me and assume I was going to grope her or something.
>tfw even if the train were completely full people would stand before sitting near me

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Awkwardly stare at my phone, trying to minimize all movements and accidental glances at her. Might risk missing my station because I'm too timid to look out the window because I'd be afraid of her thinking I was staring at her

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I have no problem talking to women who sit near me, it's just cold approaching on the street that I'm too cowardly to do

Avoid eye contact at all costs, because I just creep people out and make them uncomfortable

Ask about her drink.

This doesn't look like there is a seat opposite to hers. You can clearly see the table fixed to the next seat on the bottom of the picture.
Or maybe it's a compartment with a table in the middle, in which case I would probably take on a relaxed stance by placing my legs on tob of it.

Unless that seat was the very last one in the carriage, she wouldn't sit there to begin with.

Wrong. Girls love to sit right in front of me in a fucking empty train, and then get visibly huffy when I do not shake a conversion out of my sleeve.
Shit should be against the Geneva convention

say hello and see if she is instantly annoyed.
but realistically probably just instantly look out the window or at my phone while she tries not to laugh.

>not sitting in first class until the train guard tells you to fuck off
Southerner detected

ask her if she's ever seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

>everyone actually was laughing at pua's jokes
>girl wasn't attracted till she noticed how funny everyone else found it
>girl gives him #
>he goes home and writes about how he cucked beta wimp

direct eye contact until we both feel uncomfortable and one of us leaves. I actually do this and usually win

reveal dick

I talk to random people if I'm walking around and kind of drunk. If I'm sober I'm probably not going to say anything.

So what to do when I am even more stressed and anxious when drunk than when I am sober?

Look out the window hoping to God nobody talks to me like I've always done.

What is this qt's Instagram?

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Dont drink oreg

>Hey, do you like Danny Brown?
>"Who's that?"
>Call her a pleb and move seats

I don't know it's your life man. I'm not saying drinking makes me more out going or people even like the things I say. I just blurt out shit and make myself look like an ass a lot of the time.

I"m not really into redheads. Now if it were an Asian girl...

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W-w-w-w-w-who is this?

>coffee
she's drinking bobba tea you dumbass