What is your plan for getting a gf?

I have no plan.
I would be beyond incredulous if I found out there's a woman, out there, who loves me.
No woman has ever shown interest in me and I don't think this will ever change

the only possible way that it can happen for anyone that reads this, is to make a large circle of friends and then wait for word to get around that a girl likes you
I however will not be doing this because I'm too old and I don't have any energy left

Contact fagging it is

Don't need one, I have my sex doll

me too my fren

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how do you get approached

At a nightclub.
But that was 5 months ago. Haven't been in a nightclub in a long time.
I don't feel comfortable there.

20y virgin.
In 4 days I'm going to be a 21y virgin.

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None. There'd be no point in getting one ever if it were possible.

This is the worst feel
Is it our fault for lacking the courage to approach? I mean what's the worst that could happen? It's not like we have anything to lose by trying and yet it's our instinct to avoid them.

I'm not planning to get one since it's futile.

Not him but it absolutely is, I know nothing bad will happen if I try and she probably would forget about me 10 minutes later if she rejects me but I still am too much of a pussy.

I hard a girl wink at me once.

For 1h I asked myself did she wink at me or was it an accident.
But it's already too late.

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I'm glad I'm not alone in this at least.

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more like what is my plan for getting her back.

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here's my personal experience. i've never tried to chat up a stranger because that just sounds awkward. after a breakup i had three close friends and decided to ask all three out on the same day. none of them accepted and i didn't fucking kill myself. i laughed and had a beer that night. i got no game but at least i doubled down on that day. you've all got nothing to lose.

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I'm trying with one girl right now, we've talked a little and she's shy and adorable. I want to do some kind of study with her to actually learn and enjoy shit and also get in contact with her afterwards.

For me, apart from trying to confirm the act of winking, it would also include trying to plan what to say to her and take an absurdly long time doing it.

Oh! Well, actually I'm also I kind of realized the same thing, but realizing it and integrating into your life are different things I think. After all I've spent my whole life being awkward, I'm gonna have to take some Ls to learn something totally new. I mean, I've only managed to talk to those 2 girls, out of literally dozens I've seen that were so pretty (based on my type) I was suddenly glad I had gotten up that day. Funny enough neither minded that I asked them out of nowhere, and one considered it a "plus" for me. I think it depends on the person.

I have given up. No gf for me.

I plan to Just Be Myself. I hear it always work

At this point I think I just like the idea of a girlfriend but don't want the actual thing since it honestly sounds like more trouble than it's worth. I have a rare personality disorder that makes it very unlikely anyone would jive with my temperament. I think now the important thing to do is to just try and stop longing for it so much. I'm much better off on my own as are a lot of people.

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I need a car and a job first. Sure chad can get a gf while being a carless, jobless, degreeless NEET, but I need some extra incentive for a girl to date me.

Heh you better get a NICE car and a GOOD job first boyo

>Is it our fault for lacking the courage to approach?

they will call the cops if you don't meet their standards

Wait for cloned sex slaves or robots. I am fucking done with biogirls and cannot even go gay for traps. Km now.

I'm tall, have a good frame, and decent looking in a deformed way. I'm almost chadlite if not for the autism and mental illness.

here's the original image user. the facebook shilling hurts to see.

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Need to get over my fear of commitment and actually do something when a girl i like approaches me.

My plan is taking hrt and be the gf

I know this, I realize this every day. Yet I still can't do it. I am too much of a bitch, I can't even message a women on a dating site. That's why I will be forever alone, simply because of myself.

I downloaded tinder, I literally got matched with almost every girl I was interested in but it's been a couple days and none of them responded, is this typical? they seem like they could very easily get fuck buddies with a blink of an eye to fill their time.

I have matches but I haven't written them idk why

I get like 1 match a month lmao
>kill me now

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To just be myself. I met a chick on okcupid last night, meeting her tomorrow. Heh, nothing personell robots

I won't go into details, but it involves hormones. :3

trigger warning
>humble brag and then shitting on myself
I got 12 matches my first couple hours (I have a nice face but I'm a twink.) AND I only swipe right for girls I'm actually interested in.
It's slowed down i get like 1-2 matches every day now and have gotten zero messages.
It's doesn't matter this shit seems rigged.

I've literally only heard stories of people that knew some one that got a relationship from tinder.

I haven't even messaged half of them, I feel like slut "well didn't work out with her ONTO THE NEXT ONE!!".

A lot of girls have "if we match JUST MESSAGE ME I DON'T BITE" so I guess it's pretty common.

also if I see another girl with the interests of "traveling, music and pizza" I'm going to fucking neck myself.

How do I get my crush to be interested on me?

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Be cool and aloof and pretend you hate her

get a job.
make enough money to afford plastic surgery.
make friends.
find gf.

>plastic surgery
Having an artificially pretty face isn't a replacement for personality