Not gay

>not gay
>never will get to have sex because women are to picky

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so just be gay then dumbass

just settle for a 2/10

it's not to late to become gay. just watch sissy hipno and bi confusion compilations. you can wean yourself off pussy, user, I believe in you!

It's more likely you're the one that's too picky

I never seen a 2/10 do they even exist?

this, literally all you have to do is say yes to one of the women orbiting you

But those women are so annoying and there are so many women that orbit me I can't pick one

yeah i'm right here buddy

Post discord name then.

truly this is the worst robot feeling

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be honest with yourself. You're an ugly and undesirable but you still want a hot gf without putting in the work

>discord
oh

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The only thing you said that's true is that I don't want to work

I don't care what you use

The sooner you're honest with yourself. The sooner you can strive towards self improvement

I remember saying in uni to my friend it would be better if I was a faggot because I would get laid because those fags would hit on me while women didn't and I often times didn't have the courage to do it but I got pussy sometimes

>You're an ugly and undesirable but you still want a hot gf
hell yeah

you could always pay for it, i mean it's not going to help with your emotional needs but at least you'll know what it's like physically.

that's my plan sometime later.

How can you pay for a gf how does this work?

but sex is sacred user

I really don't understand what you are saying

i'll provide an e-gf service for you for $80 a month how does that sound

What does this service include?

>talk shit about picky people
>refuse to do gay shit
You post anime girls on a Cantonese silk-weaving forum. You're already half way there.

i think he means we should forget about women and date each other haha

WOAO

i'll pretend to be a girl and give you attention

Okay but only if it's extremely easy to tell that you are a man

i meant prostitution, fly to a country where it's cheaper and the women are more beautiful and go crazy

I am also interested in this service.
Where do I pay?

haha could you imagine dating another boy haha

y-yeah it's not like i'm an actual girl larping as a guy larping as a girl haha

wait now I am confuse

haha but due to our mutual respect and understanding for each other's needs it wouldn't be gay haha

haha you know what they say if the balls don't touch its not gay haha

>still gay past gay death
>Single
>getting uglier every day thanks to stress and scars from work
Every day I pretend it's fine but it isn't.

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haha but even if they hypothetically did it wouldn't be gay if we got married first right haha

I can see why women don't want you

What did I do? Just because I ask questions or what?

haha yes if we get married it's not gay anymore haha

i love you bro. here's a firm not-gay-kiss on cheek (on the face not ass because we're not gay) to establish our union as men who have surpassed the need for women

Because you're a numbskull

Yes we don't need women
rude your a baka