Tfw no 5'4" manlet bf who can be my little spoon

>tfw no 5'4" manlet bf who can be my little spoon

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I can push out a 5'4" log for you to spoon

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/b/ased log poster

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I find it so funny calling it spoon
in my country we call it shell

How tall are you that you seek a manlet?

You must be the first to envy Mrs Kucinich.

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damn I'm a 5'5 lanklet, cucked by minichad yet again

>tfw 5'6" giraffe

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Depends. how do you look? how ugly are we talking here?

Im 5'4" but im a faggot

i'm 5'4 but basically a girl

dat feel when 6'4 and wants to be little spoon

I'd let you spoon me. Too bad for you: I'm 5'2"

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are you actually a male?

do you have a penis?

I'm 5'4 but very agressive sexually.

>tfw no 4'9" womanlet gf who can ride on my back

Yes. I'm a man (male) with a penis.

what ethnicity are you

answer carefully this is v. important

Half poo half spic

100% caucasian, mostly danish and british sources. I'm like 90% recessive traits.

you can tell she has never been sexually aroused in that relationship

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you sound 6' and lonely.... howdy

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into the gas chamber you go

sorry

Don't believe Senor Loo. He isn't me.

I'm a 5'6" male with a penis and I'm white. Does that work for you?

Are these baits tailor-made for me now?

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5'2 bro!! It's good to see you alive and kicking!

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what ethnicity you want?

How do you know she has not been sexually aroused in that relationship?

Thanks. I'm pretty sure there's at least three of us on here.

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Would you be fine with a 5'9 non manlet instead? I'd love to be your small spoon.

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>5'9
>non-manlet

jesus, don't you fucking sleep?

I am 5'4 male